Author Topic: Quotes (not) to live by (Read 3538 times)

O.R.I.O.N. · « **on:** May 10, 2007, 01:06:52 pm »

Quote thread 2.0. Simple. Post quotes you think are funny/profound/awesome/etc. Just don't make â€ lock another one of these.

DePhille · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:09:28 pm »

Well, there's already one quote I want to add. It's in your topic:

Quote from: O.R.I.O.N. on May 10, 2007, 01:06:52 pm

...Â Just don't make † lock another one of these ...

He did his job on the locked one, so I found it rather funny to see this quote. The reason for the lock was 'necroposting' (Reviving an old topic).

Grtz, DePhille

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:45:15 pm »

Anyway, what's the difference between making a new thread and posting to an old one? Seems logical to keep related discussion in one topic.

Graham · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:48:49 pm »

Let me quote myself to answer this question:

<JazzyJoe-Sexeh> posting in an old thread like that in the lounge is like trying to enjoy stale chips. You might get some of the good taste but its just not the same... so open a new bag

DePhille · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:52:29 pm »

You beat me to it, I had it already copied but you posted it before I could paste it

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EDIT: Let's not get off-topic.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:36:57 pm »

Little girls are like jeans. They look good and they're easy to slip into but as they grow older and get torn in places you have to get new ones.

karmazon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:42:00 pm »

It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Shirley MacLaine

LtHerbert · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:44:26 pm »

untrained bravery is useless in the face of trained bullets
-George S. Patton Jr.

dont kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
-Harry Truman

DePhille · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:58:03 pm »

Another quote from Patton:

No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dieing for his country.
This is picked from his famous speech, which is full of such quotes.

Grtz, DePhille

LtHerbert · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 03:00:12 pm »

old blood and guts was a qoute vending machine

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 03:11:03 pm »

Google's three quotes of the day:

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
- William Hazlitt

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
- Charles Bukowski

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard

Captain Ben · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:29:36 pm »

i like my women like i like my chocolate... SHUTTING THE FUCK UP

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:30:57 pm »

your whiskey quote is the very best one ever, I don't think anything could top that, that and that "once i'm finished eating this baby" stuff.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:32:36 pm »

wheres the once i'm finished eating my baby one
i forgot about that one

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:35:51 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on May 07, 2007, 07:16:54 pm

i will once i finish eating this baby

"I Love... This... Job, Urah!" -Jarhead

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:39:25 pm »

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell

The world would be such a better place if this wasn't true...

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:41:18 pm »

Is it just me, or does everyone have a book full of quotes?

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:43:59 pm »

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:46:20 pm »

You can tell German wine from vinegar, by the label. Mark Twain

My favorite quote.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:48:53 pm »

"Death is certain, it's hour is uncertain." -Count of Monte Cristo's watch.

"Blessed is the man who resists temptation, for when he hath been proved, he shall receive a crown of life." -Elfin Lied

"Some days, some nights. Some live, some die, in the name of the samurai. Some fight, some bleed. Sun up to sun down, the sons of the battle cry." -Samurai Champloo's Battle Cry

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Author Topic: Quotes (not) to live by (Read 3538 times)

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