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Offline Camping_carl

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sigh.. a burst from me..
« on: May 30, 2007, 03:09:59 am »
then i saw it the woman of my dreams she was beautiful with a small stach i didnt mind it tickledl me when she gave me down low blow jobs it was quite awesome and felt amazin like an amazon woman leaching onto me like she had no hose or hacks in the world

why i said.. i looked into the mirror and saw a man that was once invented once over i like cottage cheese i repeated many times in the mirror only to see the exact copy of my self repeat these words disapointed i was i decided life was not the greatest to live so i decided to die

but  how..? i thought maybe if i eat enough i will die.. so i begain on bagels that did not work my furry little friends the bagels make you looossee weight so i decided im pretty lean i might as well go look for some pretty funky chicks that are into scat !!

i found one her name was martha she was a beautiful woman with eyes of can openers it was a sight to behold and i did behold it for a hour long i was looking into those eyes until i noticed this woman was not really a woman but a very large woman with the ass of the grand canyon it had a small stream of water runnign threw it where i decided its my chance to take a swim and a swim i did

 i swam for years until i found an island i named jamaca where all the bongo bongo music comes from
heh... squints in the day light and giggles i made that up just now im pretty darn amazing.. then i relized there was a big tree it was full of cocanuts i was so freaking happy i climbed it and grabbed one and cracked it open and eat it.. it was beautiful and yummy at the same time...i lived there for two years

until one day... i just... thought to my self how did i end up here...

and i relized WTF this is the fat chick named martha.. and i climbed out of her bum hole and breathed fresh oxygen for the first time in years..

she screamed and thought i was dead.. she died of a heart attack.. the next few days i had fresh human fleash probley the best food ever... she made great left overs.. yes everyone i eat the fat woman.. cause i know your stupid and you couldnt figure that out.

i walked after that to get the feeling in my legs and i relized im in a wheel chair made out of fiber glass something master cheif would ride in halo.. ya know..

then i floated off into another world where the streets where made of concrete i was a bit confused because in my world the streets are made of bloody pancakes

thats where i tripped into a manhole

the rest is not to be said so i will not say it...


sorry for this story guys i dont care if you hate it...
i just made it up as i typed it... i had a burst of randomness... and i decided this is the place for it..

anyways i miss you guys i realy do...:\
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Offline Captain Ben

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 07:22:53 am »
i love you marry me
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Offline Dascoo

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 07:51:44 am »
Sounds hawt.
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Offline Will

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 08:01:01 am »
oh carl... I wanna have your children... come back to ussss!!!!!
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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 02:48:14 pm »
Your stories suck, learn how to type.
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Offline Liber Lupus

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 02:59:38 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on May 30, 2007, 02:48:14 pm
Your stories suck, learn how to type.
If we'd have karma, I'd applaud you.
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Offline mxyzptlk

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 03:33:01 pm »
Welcome back, but try to type SLOWLY.

I've found that that makes your writing much more legible.
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Offline Valorman

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 03:49:34 pm »
was this an attempt to be funny?
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Offline Graham

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 04:15:08 pm »
Alright kiddies, no more flaming carl. If you don't like his story then just shut up and get out of the thread.
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Offline Cookie.

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 04:23:45 pm »
Keep flaming Carl.  Its the way its always been.

Anyways good story Carl :)

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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 06:48:32 pm »
Carl probably made your mum scrape off the crusty leftovers from your bed and then ate her for dinner with some brown sauce. Just 'cause you can't write stories as good, don't take it out on him, faggots write something that's good enough and then maybe. MAYYYYYY-BE.
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Offline Camping_carl

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 12:43:18 am »
wow i can tell you all love it for the fact its oppisite dAY !:d

so everythigns REVERSED :D
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Offline frogboy

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 12:49:18 am »
Does that mean I'm not fat anymore?
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Offline Camping_carl

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 01:16:27 am »
no your.. very hawt
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 04:36:31 am »
Wow, I totally forgot it was opposite day today.

Cool, that must mean the sky is brown, my poop goes up and e=m/√c.
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Re: sigh.. a burst from me..
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 10:32:59 am »
This topic died with the first sentence. Carl, this forum is not the place for your fantasies.

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« Last Edit: May 31, 2007, 10:35:37 am by ElephantHunter »
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