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Offline Barry Scott

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Cillit Bang
« on: July 18, 2006, 01:43:54 pm »
Hi, Barry Scott here, introducing you to the magic of Cillit Bang.

BANG, and the soldat fags are gone!  Especially Chakra, that wanker.
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Offline Eagles_Arrows

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2006, 01:46:11 pm »
Ok.
Wait a
second...
spamming in
the General Discussions
board?  That's not a really
smart move, Mister Barry Scott.
>:( :( >:( :( >:( :( >:( :( >:( :( >:(
However, I would love to learn more
about this Cillit Banger product
of yours.  Where can I get it
and what will happen if I
spray it on you?
« Last Edit: July 18, 2006, 01:51:16 pm by Eagles_Arrows »
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Offline Night Vision

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2006, 01:46:21 pm »
Quote from: Barry Scott on July 18, 2006, 01:43:54 pm
Hi, Barry Scott here, introducing you to the magic of Cillit Bang.

BANG, and the soldat ***s are gone! Especially Chakra, that wanker.
Chakra to the Rescue! *Chakra comes, bans and locks, hits on the head.*
Seriously, what makes you people do this?
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Offline Barry Scott

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2006, 01:48:20 pm »
Hi, Barry Scott here.

Cillit Bang new universal cleaner does the job!  Just apply some on your penis and watch it disappear!

BANG, and your cocks are gone!  BANG and the cocks are gone!
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Offline SDFilm

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm »
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW fuck off.

13 yr olds...
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Offline Night Vision

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 pm »
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW **** off.

13 yr olds...
Don't assume that young people are like that. Not that I'm young or anything.. *eye twitches*
EDIT: Well, Chakra left without reading this.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2006, 01:55:13 pm by Night Vision »
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Offline Barry Scott

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2006, 01:55:48 pm »
Hi, Barry Scott here.

Cillit Bang new universal criminal record cleaner.  Having sex with children?  Like to pretend you're a 15 year on teenager on MySpace, when you're really a 45 year old father of 5?  No problem.

BANG and your criminal record is gone!
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Offline SDFilm

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2006, 01:57:26 pm »
Quote from: Night Vision on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW **** off.

13 yr olds...
Don't assume that young people are like that. Not that I'm young or anything.. *eye twitches*
EDIT: Well, Chakra left without reading this.

Ya, but i imagine lamers as 13 yr old americans, even if that is not the case.

^look! racism!
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Offline Barry Scott

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2006, 01:59:27 pm »
Hi Barry Scott here.

New Cillit Bang paki-cleaner now turns pakis white! 

Give it a try now.
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Offline RabidTreeFrog

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2006, 02:01:53 pm »
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:57:26 pm
Quote from: Night Vision on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW **** off.

13 yr olds...
Don't assume that young people are like that. Not that I'm young or anything.. *eye twitches*
EDIT: Well, Chakra left without reading this.

Ya, but i imagine lamers as 13 yr old americans, even if that is not the case.

^look! racism!

Oi, i'm an ELEVEN year old American.

RabidTreeFrog here!

New Chakra Banhammer Universal Idiot Eliminator!

Simply smash the skull of the offending idiot in... and *POOF* He's....GONE!
« Last Edit: July 18, 2006, 02:08:14 pm by RabidTreeFrog »
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Offline Night Vision

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 02:05:00 pm »
Quote from: RabidTreeFrog on July 18, 2006, 02:01:53 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:57:26 pm
Quote from: Night Vision on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW **** off.

13 yr olds...
Don't assume that young people are like that. Not that I'm young or anything.. *eye twitches*
EDIT: Well, Chakra left without reading this.

Ya, but i imagine lamers as 13 yr old americans, even if that is not the case.

^look! racism!

Oi, i'm an ELEVEN year old American.

RabidTreeFrog here!

New Chakra Banhammer Universal Idiot Detector!

Simply smash the skull of the offending idiot in... and *POOF* He's....GONE!
You said idiot detector! That's an idiot eliminator!
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Offline RabidTreeFrog

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 02:07:52 pm »
Quote from: Night Vision on July 18, 2006, 02:05:00 pm
Quote from: RabidTreeFrog on July 18, 2006, 02:01:53 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:57:26 pm
Quote from: Night Vision on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 pm
Quote from: SDFilm on July 18, 2006, 01:50:09 pm
Well done, you have succeeded in life. NOW **** off.

13 yr olds...
Don't assume that young people are like that. Not that I'm young or anything.. *eye twitches*
EDIT: Well, Chakra left without reading this.

Ya, but i imagine lamers as 13 yr old americans, even if that is not the case.

^look! racism!

Oi, i'm an ELEVEN year old American.

RabidTreeFrog here!

New Chakra Banhammer Universal Idiot Detector!

Simply smash the skull of the offending idiot in... and *POOF* He's....GONE!
You said idiot detector! That's an idiot eliminator!

ah, let me fix that.
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Offline FliesLikeABrick

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2006, 02:15:13 pm »
Banned.  Who knows what the point of that was.
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