Author Topic: tips for life (Read 8773 times)

Captain Ben · « **on:** April 07, 2008, 10:54:27 pm »

give tips for things you should/shouldn't do to get by in life... reasons/examples can help explain it

never i repeat NEVER use glow in the dark lube

it never washed out of my shirt and you can see the chicks bum cheek imprints on it STILL...well in the dark anyway
oh plus she lost the bond on her unit because the lube stained the walls and bed linen

LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES

SadistAtHeart · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:00:45 pm »

So basically you made this thread to brag about having sex, am I right?

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:06:44 pm »

Quote from: SadistAtHeart on April 07, 2008, 11:00:45 pm

So basically you made this thread to brag about having sex, am I right?

Wasn't very helpful....

EDIT: Oh yeah, and never, EVER shave your bush down to those annoyingly pointy slivers. It itches. And...it itches.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:25:15 pm »

Well, just so this isn't pointless...
http://zenhabits.net/2008/02/20-things-i-wish-i-had-known-when-starting-out-in-life/

Kerrazyeye · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2008, 11:49:46 pm »

Dont shave asshairs. Ever.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2008, 01:47:10 am »

Quote from: SadistAtHeart on April 07, 2008, 11:00:45 pm

So basically you made this thread to brag about having sex, am I right?

you're looking at it wrong.... it was a really nice shirt and because of that i can't wear it at night anymore

whiteninja EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE

btw you don't need to shave your asshairs... just a decent trimming will keep that area in shape
worse comes to worse, wax the fucker hurts like a bitch but oh so smooth

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2008, 02:30:36 am »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 08, 2008, 01:47:10 am

btw you don't need to shave your asshairs... just a decent trimming will keep that area in shape

You would need some wicked mirror action for that.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2008, 02:37:47 am »

Nah. If your asshair is long enough, you wouldn't need a mirror. Seriously, use two mirrors, let them bounce off each other, and you'll be able to see your own arse.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2008, 09:54:17 am »

Quote from: Blue-ninja on April 08, 2008, 02:37:47 am

Nah. If your asshair is long enough, you wouldn't need a mirror. Seriously, use two mirrors, let them bounce off each other, and you'll be able to see your own arse.

And you don't consider working two mirrors and a scissors (or whatever) at the same time to be "wicked mirror action"?

Psycho · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:57:10 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on April 08, 2008, 01:47:10 am

you're looking at it was a really nice shirt and because of that i can't wear it at night anymore

What is the problem? Sounds like all the more reason to wear the shirt to me.
If people asks, just tell them the story and voila! Great ice-breaker at weddings and funerals alike.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2008, 06:03:29 am »

it was pretty funny til my girlfriend saw it

by the time i had dinner at my mums house it was just plain awkward

darksonic45 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2008, 01:55:50 pm »

Best tip for life : Don't die.
Also, it seems that this has become an ass hair discussion thread. Fun.

Slashnoob · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:37:06 pm »

dont step on the breaks on a wet road.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:41:33 pm »

Don't shave nipples D:

tehsnipah · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:42:32 pm »

don't pop the zit before running, after you sweat, your forhead will burn

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:59:41 pm »

Quote from: tehsnipah on April 10, 2008, 07:42:32 pm

don't pop the zit before running, after you sweat, your forhead will burn

Don't run, and utilize personal hygiene products at least enough to not have zits all over your face.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:08:02 pm »

Eat green apples, nectarines, bananas, strawberries, and if possible, blackberries as a part of your anti-zit diet :3

Captain Ben · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:46:01 pm »

green apples tast like shit

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:49:09 pm »

Quote from: Blue-ninja on April 10, 2008, 08:08:02 pm

Eat green apples, nectarines, bananas, strawberries, and if possible, blackberries as a part of your anti-zit diet :3

Food does not prevent/cause acne stupid.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:52:49 pm »

use fkin proactive :}

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Author Topic: tips for life (Read 8773 times)