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Offline VijchtiDoodah

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4860 on: January 25, 2010, 06:31:05 am »
How Not to Look Like a Lesbian, a Guide:

1. Cut your hair shorter than the average lesbian.
2. Build muscle mass greater than the average woman. Flex at every opportunity.
3. Adjust your package every once in a while (see also: How to Seduce Women, a Guide)
4. Lose the man-boobs. You're confusing hungry babies.
5. Wear a custom shirt that says "I am not a lesbian" on the front and on the back: "even though I look like one."

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4861 on: January 25, 2010, 10:31:15 am »
1. Why not longer?
2. Understandable.
3. mk.
4. My chest is already flatter than a pankake.
5. :-p
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4862 on: January 25, 2010, 11:13:53 am »
I don't think it looks too bad from the front.

Seriously... That hairdo suits no one.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4863 on: January 25, 2010, 11:36:46 am »
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4864 on: January 25, 2010, 01:23:20 pm »
I don't think it looks too bad from the front.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4865 on: January 25, 2010, 01:36:30 pm »
I don't think it looks too bad from the front.

Doesn't look good either.

I demand a hair cut.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4866 on: January 25, 2010, 02:29:42 pm »
Fuck you all. I'm letting it touch my ass. I'll deal with it at that point.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4867 on: January 25, 2010, 03:09:05 pm »
f**k you all. I'm letting it touch my ass. I'll deal with it at that point.

good time to come out of the closet bro.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4868 on: January 25, 2010, 03:20:16 pm »
Unless you are in a heavy metal band long hair doesn't work. At all. No matter what your color, creed, or sexual orientation, it just looks stupid. Unless of course you play music in which case it is awesome, but you don't.

Go get your hair cut now. Ask for "four on the sides, five on top" (Maybe even lower those by one). Results are guaranteed.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4869 on: January 25, 2010, 03:43:10 pm »
get a MULLET.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4870 on: January 25, 2010, 04:03:51 pm »
f**k you all. I'm letting it touch my ass. I'll deal with it at that point.
Change your description from lesbian to nerd chick.
With acnes.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4871 on: January 25, 2010, 05:02:04 pm »
you gotta be kidding me that we're still discussing joe's hair.

dude, you need more exposure to what we call pop culture, because in between people telling you that your hair looks like crap and people telling you that you look retarded, you're not getting/interpreting any good advice.

indecision won't help you.

(plus in the long run, having a kick-ass doo is just a social stimulator, it won't change shit)

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4873 on: January 25, 2010, 05:44:03 pm »
f**k you all. I'm letting it touch my ass. I'll deal with it at that point.

good time to come out of the closet bro.

Oh, yeah. Ever since the first time I saw your face, BTMD, I've been having wet dreams each night of brutally skull f**king it. :P

Unless you are in a heavy metal band long hair doesn't work. At all. No matter what your color, creed, or sexual orientation, it just looks stupid.
Geo?

get a MULLET.
Do I look like a hick?

Change your description from lesbian to nerd chick.
With acnes.
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you gotta be kidding me that we're still discussing joe's hair.

dude, you need more exposure to what we call pop culture, because in between people telling you that your hair looks like crap and people telling you that you look retarded, you're not getting/interpreting any good advice.

indecision won't help you.

(plus in the long run, having a kick-ass doo is just a social stimulator, it won't change s**t)

Thanks for the advice.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4874 on: January 25, 2010, 05:56:06 pm »
Unless you are in a heavy metal band long hair doesn't work. At all. No matter what your color, creed, or sexual orientation, it just looks stupid.
Geo?
You need a flannel shirt.

Also, for long hair:
1) Afaik, you dont want butt length. (it grows ~1cm/month, now you calculate)
2) If you want to keep it clean, you need to wash it 3 times a week. At least.
3) If you dont want to be mistaken for a girl, get some kind of a beard (mustache is fine too, but somewhat harder to spot)
4) Avoid drunk people if 3) isnt true.
5) Real sports are a big no-no if you cant get it in a proper tail.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4875 on: January 25, 2010, 05:59:54 pm »
2) If you want to keep it clean, you need to wash it 3 times a week. At least.
.. What? I've never washed my hair less than once a day. Were you kidding?
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4876 on: January 25, 2010, 06:03:39 pm »
2) If you want to keep it clean, you need to wash it 3 times a week. At least.
.. What? I've never washed my hair less than once a day. Were you kidding?
Then it gets dried out.  Every other day works for me, unless you have some seriously greasy hair you shouldn't do that.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4877 on: January 25, 2010, 06:08:22 pm »
Wah?

Sounds like overkill to me.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4878 on: January 25, 2010, 06:47:38 pm »
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get some kind of a beard (mustache is fine too, but somewhat harder to spot)
I would seriously advise against this. You really don't have much of a face for facial hair, I remember your old... awful scumstaches before. If you want to grow facial hair I would say wait until you are 18-20. And have the self respect to know what does or does not work for your face. Me for example, if I have a beard I have to do beard maintenance weekly or it looks very bad.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4879 on: January 25, 2010, 07:38:33 pm »
I mean just a bit to notice that he is a man.

jrgp will have just the right age to have it with medium long-long hair.
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