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[UnknownSniper]

Townspeople[singing]: The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean
[Emil Johnson is standing behind the bar washing a beer mug; he spits into the mug, belches, and continues to wipe the mug]


[describing how everyone wanted to duel him when he was The Waco Kid]
Jim: Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was, standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away... Little bastard shot me in the ass!

[LtKillroy]

Yep, blazing saddles. Mel Brooks is indeed a genius and one of the great directors of our time. Men in Tights FTW.

[The Geologist]

go learn a real sport

and a real language.

What sports do you play?  And for that matter, what is a "real sport"?

[Graham]

go learn a real sport

and a real language.

What sports do you play?  And for that matter, what is a "real sport"?

FIGHTING!!!

BEAT PEOPLE UP AND GET CHEERED! WOOO!!!!

[UnknownSniper]

Yep, blazing saddles. Mel Brooks is indeed a genius and one of the great directors of our time. Men in Tights FTW.

Indeed, too bad it has that Willy Wanka douche in it.

[The Geologist]

The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.

[UnknownSniper]

The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.

Guy on the left is caressing his knee. 

[Graham]

The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.

He is going for a submission. Though I am pretty sure my buddy(Guy on the left) won that fight... that is unless that was his first fight. He lost his first one I know for sure.

[Thinkto urself]

Uncyclopedia, building the internet.

[UnknownSniper]

Uncyclopedia has a nice page for 'shit' as well, the entire thing is written on an image that appears to be a piece of paper with feces smeared all over it.

[The Geologist]

The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.

He is going for a submission. Though I am pretty sure my buddy(Guy on the left) won that fight... that is unless that was his first fight. He lost his first one I know for sure.

Damn you, bringing your seriousness into this.  I know what a submission hold is, foo.   

You really know that guy on the left though?

[Graham]

The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.

He is going for a submission. Though I am pretty sure my buddy(Guy on the left) won that fight... that is unless that was his first fight. He lost his first one I know for sure.

Damn you, bringing your seriousness into this.  I know what a submission hold is, foo.   

You really know that guy on the left though?

Yeah he is teaching me how to fight.. or at least was until now. Life is about to take us far away from each other(Which sucks) he is a great grappler though, almost severely screwed my arm a few days ago because he got a little to into it for some reason. Then again I wasn't paying attention so we are both at fault.

Btw he is a giant, like 6'4" or something like that. Also its reach is annoyingly long >.>

[The Geologist]

Cripes, 6'4"?  The camera really does make things look smaller. 

Anyhoo, I hope you remember what he taught you.  Even more so, never lose focus!  Although I don't have the martial arts experience of that guy, it's a clear lesson...which you've already learned.

Even without focus, there's no way in hell I'd want you pulling grappling moves on me. 

[UnknownSniper]

Always remember it, because you know that some day you will get in a real fight and want to wrap your legs around a fat biker in a bar, while lying on the ground. 

[Graham]

Cripes, 6'4"?  The camera really does make things look smaller. 

Anyhoo, I hope you remember what he taught you.  Even more so, never lose focus!  Although I don't have the martial arts experience of that guy, it's a clear lesson...which you've already learned.

Even without focus, there's no way in hell I'd want you pulling grappling moves on me. 

Yeah I remember what is taught. Grappling moves hurt and all that but I want to be a stand-up/groundnpound fighter if I ever get the chance. However I got to get out of Georgia, amateur rules are getting strict.

Always remember it, because you know that some day you will get in a real fight and want to wrap your legs around a fat biker in a bar, while lying on the ground. 

Actually I roll with a guy that has about 100 pounds on me; I can usually get on top and get control, at least an arm around neck.

[Lapis Lazuli]

go learn a real sport

and a real language.

What sports do you play?  And for that matter, what is a "real sport"?

FIGHTING!!!

BEAT PEOPLE UP AND GET CHEERED! WOOO!!!!

I can't figure out why, but that image seems shopped to me. :/

[UnknownSniper]

Left guy's left arm looks like it's made of plastic or something.

[a-4-year-old]

it only looks that way because his legs come out of nowhere.

[bja888]

Sinfest has been very lol this week.

http://www.sinfest.net/

[UnknownSniper]

I'm sure this is old and such, but still pretty funny. Plus the fact that idiots keep using the same image from 300 to make tons of images makes it more amusing.