Jingle Bells - Industrial Metal version

[smiluu]

There was this one day when I just thought it's about time I wrap myself inside a sheet of C4 and blow the shit out of my office that feels like nothing but a community of sand men with only difference that is they eat pork. Then suddenly my despair full of inspiration ended on a wall when I had this random Idea I thought was very good. I called my comrade over and told him to do me some thrash/groovy kinda jingle bells riffs, idea was that I would later use my full potential and knowledge to disgrace and cripple it with unmastered yelling and unorganized industrial beats.

And here we have it

190bpm gave my vocal cords alot trouble and if you mix in our national english dilemma within, it's total shit, but isn't that just about what metal is supposed to be. Riffs by MrSocialDisease and rest of the stuff by meee.
(cut out the fact that I used a midi as a base).

Here's original Jingle Bells lyrics for comparison and incase you didn't know em:
http://www.lyricsmania.com/jinglebellslyrics.html

And heres our lyrics:

Mashing throught the meat
With A two hand rusty sword
Thousand virgins we kill
Rape'em all the time
The wits on cocktail brain
They take our spirits away
O What fun it is to feast with a slave on you lap

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade

Slug or two remain
I thought I'd end myself
Then miss Reaper appears
Sat right next to me
Shyness hit me hard
She said she wouldn't care
Just would laugh and take me to the pits of Hell, HOE!

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade

[iDante]

Awesome.
More bass though, it's lacking there.

[Foxconn]

Downloaded!

Pure Awesomeness!

Best Industrial Cybergrind Ever.

[Horve]

It's all loud and noisy, but with all honesty I don't get it.

[Stuffy]

I cant hear "Jingle Bells" in it...

[DarkCrusade]

Nice one

[ds dude]

My jizz was vibrating inside my penis while I was listening to this song.

[smiluu]

I cant hear "Jingle Bells" in it...

I tried my best

[demoniac93]

I just don't get it, where do people find the idiocy to call this music?...

[smiluu]

Progressive evolution of new ideas gives birth to the next, undiscovered genres of music.

[Gizd]

Good except the vocal, too screamy. I demand instrumental version.
I don't see JB in it either but who cares if it's awesome...

[smiluu]

Here's the cake in instrumental: http://www.mikseri.net/artists/socialsmile/jingle-bells-instrumental/451477/