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Townspeople[singing]: The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean[Emil Johnson is standing behind the bar washing a beer mug; he spits into the mug, belches, and continues to wipe the mug][describing how everyone wanted to duel him when he was The Waco Kid]Jim: Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was, standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away... Little bastard shot me in the ass!
go learn a real sportand a real language.
Quote from: a-4-year-old on September 26, 2008, 05:54:09 pmgo learn a real sportand a real language.What sports do you play? And for that matter, what is a "real sport"?
Yep, blazing saddles. Mel Brooks is indeed a genius and one of the great directors of our time. Men in Tights FTW.
The guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.
Quote from: The Geologist on September 26, 2008, 10:17:31 pmThe guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.He is going for a submission. Though I am pretty sure my buddy(Guy on the left) won that fight... that is unless that was his first fight. He lost his first one I know for sure.
Quote from: †on September 26, 2008, 10:22:29 pmQuote from: The Geologist on September 26, 2008, 10:17:31 pmThe guy on the right obviously has a foot fetish.He is going for a submission. Though I am pretty sure my buddy(Guy on the left) won that fight... that is unless that was his first fight. He lost his first one I know for sure.Damn you, bringing your seriousness into this. I know what a submission hold is, foo.  You really know that guy on the left though?
Cripes, 6'4"? The camera really does make things look smaller. Anyhoo, I hope you remember what he taught you. Even more so, never lose focus! Although I don't have the martial arts experience of that guy, it's a clear lesson...which you've already learned.Even without focus, there's no way in hell I'd want you pulling grappling moves on me.Â
Always remember it, because you know that some day you will get in a real fight and want to wrap your legs around a fat biker in a bar, while lying on the ground.
Quote from: The Geologist on September 26, 2008, 09:49:28 pmQuote from: a-4-year-old on September 26, 2008, 05:54:09 pmgo learn a real sportand a real language.What sports do you play? And for that matter, what is a "real sport"?FIGHTING!!!BEAT PEOPLE UP AND GET CHEERED! WOOO!!!!