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he has eyebrows of authority + 5. Are you kidding?
UBER FREAKING CUTE
Yay, 100th page of link dump.
http://smoothfewfilms.com/2007/09/28/dust-2-dust/Probably the greatest clip I've ever watched in a while.
Quote from: tehsnipah on October 09, 2008, 07:52:29 amhttp://smoothfewfilms.com/2007/09/28/dust-2-dust/Probably the greatest clip I've ever watched in a while.I just watched every episode from the first season. I don't think I can remember the last time I laughed so hard. Man, thank you for that one. ;P
Dear Gabe,First of all, fantastic work with Valve. It's clearly a developer with its head in all the right places when it comes to games and what they should be. This could only be achieved with someone with great vision leading them towards the heights that have been reached. So, thank you very much for creating the only developer and games in the world I can actually get excited about.Secondly, I strongly believe that a character bearing a massive beard should appear in Episode 3. Personally, the advancements of the Beard Technology required to create a convincing beard in game is as important as the work you've invested in HDR and character animations. A well rendered, well modelled - and let's not forget massive - beard would be a feather in the cap (or beard) of Valve software and once again show to the world you are at the cutting edge of technology. And beards. Never forget the beards.Plus, you know, everyone's figured out we'll be somewhere cold in episode 3, and beards are nature's balaclava of the lower face so this new character (or an old one - maybe Barney was off cultivating a massive beard during Episode 2?) would fit perfectly into the environment.Before I go, I feel I should state that the massiveness of this beard is imperative. My request is that a beard at least as beardy as Alan Moore's is required for full beard based satisfaction. Around 11 cubic beard inches should do the job nicely.Thank you for your time, Gabe.JonathanEpisode 3 - The Beard CampaignPeople Sadly Unable to Cultivate Beards SocietyP.S. Not a single part of this email is insincere, I promise you.
How about a flaming beard?