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Title: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Brock on July 09, 2006, 03:34:21 pm
This has been a furious debate at my school for a while.  What do you guys think?

I think Pirates, 'cause they have scurvy and they get the ladies in the end! :P  However, ninjas would likely win in a fight.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas ADMIN please move, made it in the wrong place... *grumble
Post by: reckon on July 09, 2006, 04:00:10 pm
How bout this whole "Pirates vs. Ninjas" bit is old and played out, seriously.
Whats with the fascination of the two?
I vote neither cause theyre lame.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas ADMIN please move, made it in the wrong place... *grumble*
Post by: Wraithlike on July 09, 2006, 04:05:48 pm
Since this is in the mods section, I started a pirates vs ninjas mod a while back. Never released or finished though.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: UGK on July 09, 2006, 04:32:14 pm
VIKINGS!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Chakra on July 09, 2006, 04:32:55 pm
I moved this to the lounge from the mods gen dis forum as requested. You silly twat.


Oh well, let this epic topic begin -_-
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 09, 2006, 04:51:59 pm
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero72 on July 09, 2006, 05:07:41 pm
By the time the pirates even KNEW the ninjas were THERE, THEY'D ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN WOODEN LEGS STICKING OUT OF THEIR _FACES_ :@:@:@@:@:@@

And ninjas are cool.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: mattimeus on July 09, 2006, 05:08:38 pm
Cowboys.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Twistkill on July 09, 2006, 05:09:40 pm
Ninjas, definitely. Look at the link in my sig. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Kyklis on July 09, 2006, 05:26:27 pm
I'ts a tough call. Pirates have Maddox, but Ninjas have....
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero72 on July 09, 2006, 05:38:05 pm
but Ninjas have....
?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Blues on July 09, 2006, 05:42:48 pm
Ninnnnnnnjaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: JudgeMan on July 09, 2006, 05:47:48 pm
Cowboys.

Cowboys are gay.  *cough*brokeback*cough*
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Wraithlike on July 09, 2006, 05:49:12 pm
Pirates also have Pirate Jesus, who defeated Clown Jesus, Pimp Jesus, Cowboy Jesus, Robot Jesus, Caveman Jesus who had the power of Astronaut Jesus and Vampire Jesus, And Samuri Jesus who had the power of Ninja Jesus.

Thus Pirates > Ninjas.


Source: http://www.piratejesus.com/001.html
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 09, 2006, 05:51:34 pm
PIRATES MOTHERFUCKER PIRATES ARE NINE FUCKING FEET TALL AND BREATH FIRE AND HAVE AWESOME SHIPSNINJAS CAN'T TALK AND THEREFORE HAVE CRAPPY SHITTY MOVIES SUCH AS AMERICAN NINJA AND AMERICAN NINJA 2 BTW PIRATES ARE AWESOME AND NINJAS ARE YEASTY VAGINAS

I vote pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: A on July 09, 2006, 06:04:27 pm
My personal favorite are ninja-pirates. They sail around in ships and stealthily stab people in the back with their swords.

A quick search of google images proved that Ninja Pirates actually exist.

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/61/617399.jpg
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Ebby on July 09, 2006, 06:31:54 pm
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!
Damn those emos  :)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: R@NDOM on July 09, 2006, 06:35:00 pm
Ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: RabidTreeFrog on July 09, 2006, 06:37:31 pm
Ninjas.


Sorry Maddox...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Atomic Hype on July 09, 2006, 06:46:01 pm
Pirates.

They steal shit.

They get drunk.

They get booty.

They don't have to kill themselve if they mess up.

But Banditos are cooler.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Mistercharles on July 09, 2006, 06:48:02 pm
Ninja Pirates, durr.

(http://mag.awn.com/issue8.12/8.12images/demott07_weebl-bob_quest.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: EnEsCe on July 09, 2006, 06:54:51 pm
PIRATES!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: kingkitty on July 09, 2006, 07:00:44 pm
Ninjas are cooler than pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on July 09, 2006, 07:02:05 pm
Pirates.  They don't have to kill themselves if they mess up.

Those are ****ing samurais, not ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 09, 2006, 07:42:35 pm
Pirates, they prevent global warming.

And ninjas are gay. I bet they can't swim. That's why pirates own them.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: kingkitty on July 09, 2006, 07:45:34 pm
Pirates cant swim either, they only have 1 real leg and 1 wooden leg.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 09, 2006, 07:49:59 pm
Yeah but pirates have huge ships to counter that. Ninjas can't afford huge ships and wouldn't know how to use one if they had it.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 09, 2006, 07:57:07 pm
Yeah but pirates have huge ships to counter that. Ninjas can't afford huge ships and wouldn't know how to use one if they had it.
They don't need ships, they can sneak onto other peoples ships undetected and use them as a form of transport.

Pirates have earrings.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: GluLm on July 09, 2006, 08:21:12 pm
Ninja nowadays are unemployed and their last resort to survive is to perform on shows for children (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32k9pcwNzYA)...

I voted for ninjas and I don't really know why. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 09, 2006, 08:26:39 pm
Exactly. Naruto's a ninja. Therefore ninjas are gay.

And ninjas are also emo. They wear black all the time.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 09, 2006, 08:32:58 pm
And ninjas are also emo. They wear black all the time.
That doesn't explain why the majority of emo kids like pirates...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 09, 2006, 08:38:30 pm
Pirates.

They steal ****.

They get drunk.

They get booty.

Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 09, 2006, 08:51:39 pm
Ninjas are japanese, and a japanese guy was an asshole to me, so i vote

PIRATES!!!!1111oneleven
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on July 09, 2006, 08:53:46 pm
^Ahahaha, you're not the only one.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 09, 2006, 11:35:11 pm
And ninjas are also emo. They wear black all the time.
That doesn't explain why the majority of emo kids like pirates...

Well atleast they're on the right road to recovery.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Graham on July 09, 2006, 11:59:09 pm
I look at it this way, you have to go through years of training and crap to get a title and learn how to kill people and stuff.. with pirates you can really do the same thing.. kill people and get rich sloppier but faster and more fun added, cause ninjas are no fun at all... so pirates
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on July 10, 2006, 12:01:33 am
Pirates, because ninjas are for weeaboos and emos like MilkmanDan.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 10, 2006, 01:04:03 am
NINJAS!

Seriously, look at how cool Kakashi is! Plus Ninjas can swim, as proved by Ryu in Ninja Gaiden on X-Box.
And Ninjapirates are ***, your either a pirate or a ninja, not a hybrid pussy who's stuck in between.
Seriously, they should make ninjas of the Carribean, they would kick those half dead, immortal pirates ass'.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on July 10, 2006, 01:58:08 am
Ahahahahahahahaaahahahahaha naruto hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: iPod on July 10, 2006, 02:16:42 am
VIKINGS!
Vikings are Pirates. I also vote pirates. After all, they do offer free antivirus (http://www.avast.com/). Also, as clearly demonstrated by Indiana Jones here (http://www.se7enty6ix.com/images/CDs/ninja.jpg), Ninjas are no match for guns, which Pirates have. =)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 10, 2006, 02:24:49 am
The comparision between ninjas and pirates is like this: a soldat with a gun (pirate) versus a soldat without a gun (ninja). Which is more likely to win?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 10, 2006, 02:28:01 am
The comparision between ninjas and pirates is like this: a soldat with a gun (pirate) versus a soldat without a gun (ninja). Which is more likely to win?

*pfft* completely irrelevant. Ninja's have awesome skillz, and Pirates are just plain stupid. I mean, they don't brush their teeth, do they??

Ninja's are no match for guns, eh iPod?? Well i'd like to see a pirate actually SPOT A NINJA BEFORE THE NINJA KILLS THE HIM! Exactly, that's never going to happen. Game, set and match.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 10, 2006, 02:30:31 am
Yeah but pirates have huge ships to counter that. Ninjas can't afford huge ships and wouldn't know how to use one if they had it.
That's only half true. Ninjas commonly used small boats to carry themselves, weapons, and toold over bodies of water.
However, Ninjas were often relatively poor, and so they had cheaper swords than the Samurai. If a ninja killed a Samurai, he would take the Samurai's sword, simply because they are better.
Yeah, I took all the fun out of it, didn't I? =]
I think Ninjas are cooler because they just are. Think about it, They're stealthy, black, they have cool swords and (back then) advanced technology, awesome ninjtsu (ninjutsu...) skillz, and they're just cool. Oh, and they have mysticle powerz. They can disappear and whatnot.
Therefore, I vote
NINJAS.
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Seriously, look at how cool Kakashi is! Plus Ninjas can swim, as proved by Ryu in Ninja Gaiden on X-Box.
And Ninjapirates are ***, your either a pirate or a ninja, not a hybrid pussy who's stuck in between.
Seriously, they should make ninjas of the Carribean, they would kick those half dead, immortal pirates ass'.

Yey.
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The comparision between ninjas and pirates is like this: a soldat with a gun (pirate) versus a soldat without a gun (ninja). Which is more likely to win?

Actually, I think it'd be more like this:
A ninja Gostek (or Soldat, whatever, I called them Gosteks) and a pairate gostek are standing there. Realistic mode is on. The pirate has a noisy chainsaw and the ninja has a *throwable* knife. The ninja is behind the pirate. Who will win.
*OR*
The ninja and pirate are facing each other and are about half a screen's distance away. Who will win, the one with the projectile or the one with the melee weapon?

Even if the pirate had a gun (back then pistols had only one shot, and one shot ONLY. After one shot, it's useless) and the ninja had a knife. No gun, except the Barret and Ruger, can kill instantly, and a pirate would have to be lucky to hit the ninja, 'cos the ninja's in all black. Alternatively, the ninja's knife, or 'shurken' (sp?) would hit the pirate pretty much no matter what. Really.


No, really.



REALLY. >=(
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 10, 2006, 02:32:52 am
Plus they would miss because of the Ninja's totally awesome SkiLlZ0rz
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Atomic Hype on July 10, 2006, 02:48:30 am
STFU, just stfu.

Pirates are so much better and you're just in denial you fucking emo piece of shit.


But again, Banditos, ftw
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: R@NDOM on July 10, 2006, 03:17:44 am
Pirates are just too busy going YARR!! while a ninja is one ready to cut him into 5 different pieces. Pirates own the seas, ninjas own urban areas. It all makes sense.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 10, 2006, 03:27:58 am
Actually, I think it'd be more like this:
A ninja Gostek (or Soldat, whatever, I called them Gosteks) and a pairate gostek are standing there. Realistic mode is on. The pirate has a noisy chainsaw and the ninja has a *throwable* knife. The ninja is behind the pirate. Who will win.
Nonsense. Pirates have rifles. Besides, the ninja would have to get that close first. And pirates work in groups, how else are they going to move the ship. Ninjas work alone because it's a lot harder to hide 10 people than it is to hide one.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 10, 2006, 03:29:42 am
Ninja's dont just own the urban areas, they own everywhere!

@Atomic Hype: Ease up dude, it's a friendly debate.
@Hootie Hoo: The ninja's hide and pick people off with their awesomeness.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 10, 2006, 03:30:29 am
Obviously ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 10, 2006, 03:45:07 am
The best movie ever would contain:
Ninjas, explosions, stealth, car wreks, exploding buildings, chainsaws, zombies, flamethrowers, helicopter crashes, chainguns, and egg rolls.
Slightly more on topic, I think the only thing cooler AND better than a ninja would be...
A tall mutant zombie vampire werewolf genius cashier ninja. With silenced guns. PWNAGE!
Whereas the only thing that cooler AND better than a pirate would be my calender. Next week.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on July 10, 2006, 04:05:55 am
Even if the pirate had a gun (back then pistols had only one shot, and one shot ONLY. After one shot, it's useless) and the ninja had a knife. No gun, except the Barret and Ruger, can kill instantly, and a pirate would have to be lucky to hit the ninja, 'cos the ninja's in all black. Alternatively, the ninja's knife, or 'shurken' (sp?) would hit the pirate pretty much no matter what. Really.

Uh, both pirate pistols and rifles were reloadable. The japanese eventually made guns too, but THEY were one-shot guns. Also, how would the ninja's colour make it harder for the pirate to hit it?

P.S: Shuriken. So, according to you, they suddenly defy any laws of physics that wouldn't let them hit pirates?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 10, 2006, 04:10:10 am
The ninja's hide and pick people off with their awesomeness.
*cowardice. Besides, if you're on a ship like pirates would be, there's nowhere really to hide. You'd get noticed easily if you start trying to pick people off.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: R@NDOM on July 10, 2006, 04:14:47 am
Ninja's arn't here to prove whos the bigger man, when your being watched the moment you walk out your door its not a good time to think about that.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 10, 2006, 04:25:44 am
Since that really made sense.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: MofoNofo on July 10, 2006, 06:56:20 am
I made it equal again! Gooo Neenjarz!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 10, 2006, 07:28:08 am
Stalky breaks the deadlock race, bringing ninjas up by one!

EDIT: BATMAN IS A NINJA. WIN.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on July 10, 2006, 08:16:08 am
Whoa, I haven't voted yet?  Weird...

Ninjas because they have a better dental plan.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Melbanana on July 10, 2006, 08:25:47 am
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!

Yarr! I be go cuttin' meself then. Bee arrr bee. Orr not, harrrr.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 10, 2006, 08:36:04 am
Like ninjas can actually afford a dental plan.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: TBDM on July 10, 2006, 08:48:57 am
pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: System Decay on July 10, 2006, 11:38:41 am
*inserts coin*
Here comes a challenger
Fat leather wearing bikers
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 10, 2006, 01:41:24 pm
Don't forget, ninjas can throw more than one shuriken at a time :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 10, 2006, 01:55:11 pm
Like ninjas can actually afford a dental plan.

Better than plundering it.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: reckon on July 10, 2006, 01:58:12 pm
Pirates win because theyre still around to this day and ninjas are not.
End. Of. Story.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 10, 2006, 05:11:31 pm
Suck it emo kids, Ninjas are winning.

And pirates may be around but they're just south americans and cambodians on fishing boats...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Vltava on July 10, 2006, 05:19:57 pm
Suck it emo kids, Ninjas are winning.

And pirates may be around but they're just south americans and cambodians on fishing boats...

Don't forget the Western Pacific Islanders.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Mancer on July 10, 2006, 08:57:57 pm
Pirates
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 11, 2006, 12:57:31 am
Pirates win because theyre still around to this day and ninjas are not.
End. Of. Story.

Hello! I am a Ninja!

The ninja's hide and pick people off with their awesomeness.
*cowardice. Besides, if you're on a ship like pirates would be, there's nowhere really to hide. You'd get noticed easily if you start trying to pick people off.

Cowardice, my ass. There could be 20 pirates on a ship, vs 1 awesome Ninja. Of course you would hide and pick people off.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 11, 2006, 12:59:28 am
Chh, they just have to draw the pirates into hand to hand and the ninjas win.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on July 11, 2006, 01:04:41 am
Pirates win because theyre still around to this day and ninjas are not.
End. Of. Story.

Hello! I am a Ninja!

Bwahahahahaha. You're just a naruto fan. I know ninjas and naruto fans are easy to mistake for one another, but jeez.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 11, 2006, 01:08:30 am
You're not a ninja, the last fighting ninja is dead, his last living student is 76 years old. He finds the current stereotypical ninja 'pathetic'. Hence, ninjas are pathetic and therefore pirates > ninjas.

Source: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/world/14434176.htm
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 11, 2006, 01:14:13 am
I am most definately a Ninja. Seriously, i am totally Ninja. i have 2 black belts in Karate (seriously, i have a 1st dan Black belt and a normal one), plus I'm Ninja-Captain of my school (as voted by me and my group :D).

This i took from your artical, Frogboy :"Chilling words from a shockingly fit 76-year-old man who bills himself as the world's last ninja". He isn't neccessarily is the last Ninja, he just classifies himself as the last ninja.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Sethamundo on July 11, 2006, 01:17:01 am
I vote Rouge :)
Rouge is a good mix between the two I think.
That is if you play mmo's...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 11, 2006, 01:19:18 am

And Ninjapirates are ***, your either a pirate or a ninja, not a hybrid pussy who's stuck in between.


That can also classify "Rouges" (it's actually Rogues)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: H31MU7 on July 11, 2006, 01:48:54 am
Ninjas.


Sorry Maddox...
LMAO I feel the same way, If maddox new He'd probly kill us with his manlyness
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on July 11, 2006, 03:39:12 am
I vote Rouge :)
Rouge is a good mix between the two I think.
That is if you play mmo's...

I'd vote for red too!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 11, 2006, 06:10:14 am
I am most definately a Ninja. Seriously, i am totally Ninja. i have 2 black belts in Karate (seriously, i have a 1st dan Black belt and a normal one), plus I'm Ninja-Captain of my school (as voted by me and my group :D).

Heh, black belts mean nothing if you don't have any real fighting experience. I've seen black blets who have had their arses kicked by karate-newbies and people who don't even do karate.
Plus, where do you think I got this forum name? It was a school nickname that plagues me still from year nine (not that I'm complaining).

Btw therefore pirates are better than ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Lord Jaws on July 11, 2006, 12:09:03 pm
A pirate walks into a bar with a steeringwheel hanging on his crotch. The barman says: "you know there's a steeringwheel hanging on your crotch??"
And the pirate replies:"Argg! I know, It's drivin' me nuts!"

In other words.. Ninja!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Sethamundo on July 11, 2006, 04:05:11 pm
Oops I did spell Rogue wrong. God I'm stupid
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Shadow G-Unit on July 11, 2006, 04:42:21 pm
definately ninjas man! They would kick ***!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: GAMEOVER on July 11, 2006, 11:36:47 pm
Ninjas FTW! pirates are stupid..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 11, 2006, 11:44:23 pm
Pirates win because theyre still around to this day and ninjas are not.
End. Of. Story.
XD ROFLMAO LOL OMG LIEK NUB
You couldn't be more wrong.
Do you know what SWAT is? Special Weapons and Advanced Tactics? Heh. They're an evolved form of ninjas. Navy Seals? CIA? NSA? Same. =]
The closest thing we have to pirates is...
Music piracy...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 12, 2006, 12:06:10 am
Seaborne piracy against transport vessels remains a significant issue (with estimated worldwide losses of US$13 to $16 billion per year[1]), particularly in the waters between the Pacific and Indian Oceans, off the Somali coast, and in the Strait of Malacca and Singapore.

Besides, according to Maddox, pirates are as manly as violence, ass-kicking, metal, hot sauce and enlightenment, and the only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate. They kick cats, just because; and they ejaculate fully grown leprechauns. I'd like to see a ninja do that.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 12, 2006, 12:10:11 am
Of course Maddox would say that. He's not going to discredit himself and admit Ninjas are better.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Wraithlike on July 12, 2006, 12:13:41 am
Seaborne piracy against transport vessels remains a significant issue (with estimated worldwide losses of US$13 to $16 billion per year[1]), particularly in the waters between the Pacific and Indian Oceans, off the Somali coast, and in the Strait of Malacca and Singapore.

Besides, according to Maddox, pirates are as manly as violence, ass-kicking, metal, hot sauce and enlightenment, and the only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate. They kick cats, just because; and they ejaculate fully grown leprechauns. I'd like to see a ninja do that.

That was a great book, and he's coming to my area for a signing friday.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: iPod on July 12, 2006, 01:58:00 am
I don't see the relation between a SWAT team and Ninjas. Sorry. :)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 12, 2006, 02:24:12 am
I don't see the relation between a SWAT team and Ninjas. Sorry. :)
Well, let's see if you can relate any of the following qualities to both ninjas and SWAT teams.
Stealth, good reaction time, intelligence, strength, thinking fast in fast situations, knowledge of what might occur while working and knowing in what situations these things might occur in, masting the use of used weapons, etc
And as for CIA (NOT based on movies - these are based on those sneaky, betraying facts):
Stealth, strength, excellent melee combat skills, good reaction time, mastering or getting the hang of most weapon types, being constantly ready for the improbable and impossible, etc
For my and your entertainment, I went and looked up some ninja facts on Wikipedia. I'll quote the cool and plausable stuff.
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Ninja has two meanings. Originally, Ninja were said to be agents of espionage and assassination in feudal Japan in legend and popular fiction. Revered by some as the world's first special forces, some modern practitioners of budo ninjutsu argue that ninja were used primarily as spies, not assassins, and this appears to be borne out by some historical records. It is popularly believed that the ancient ninja were peasants, forbidden under law from studying the samurai swordplay techniques because of feudal Japan's caste structure, but more likely they originated from a variety of castes.
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Another idea supporting the absence of a ninja outfit and any specific weaponry is that, if caught or seen, they would have been identified as enemies. This would only result in capture, torture, and probably a very slow and painful execution. Thus, these spies and assassins were far more likely to be disguised as samurai, priests, or peasants or when situation dictates, dark green, blue or dark red outfit which offers better camouflage to its surroundings. Ninja boots (tabi) have the split-toe design to improve gripping and wall/rope climbing. They are virtually silent.
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Ninjaja also employed a variety of weapons and tricks using gunpowder. Smoke bombs and firecrackers were widely used to aid an escape or create a diversion for an attack. They used timed fuses to delay explosions. Ōzutsu (cannons) they constructed could be used to launch fiery sparks as well as projectiles at a target. Small "bombs" called metsubishi (not the company) were filled with sand and sometimes metal dust. This sand would be carried in bamboo segments or in hollowed eggs and thrown at someone, the shell would crack, and the assailant blinded. Even land mines were constructed that used a mechanical fuse or a lit, oil-soaked string. Secrets of making desirable mixes of gunpowder were strictly guarded in many ninja clans. Other forms of trickery were said to be used for escaping and combat. Ashiaro are wooden pads attached to the ninja's tabi (thick socks with a separate "toe" for bigger toe; used with sandles). The ashiaro would be carved to look like an animal's paw, or a child's foot, allowing the ninja to leave tracks that most likely would not be tracked. Also a small ring worn on a ninja's finger called a shobo would be used for hand-to-hand combat. The shobo would have a small notch of wood used to hit assailant's pressure points for sharp pain to sometimes cause temporary paralyzation. (see pressure points). A suntetsu is very similar to a shobo. It could be a small oval shaped piece of wood affixed to the finger by a small strap. The suntetsu would be held against a finger (mostly middle) on the palm-side and when the hand was thrusted at an opponent, the longer piece of wood would be used to hit the pressure points.
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Many of these ninja spoofs pit them against pirates and ask the question If a pirate and a ninja were to fight, who would win? Modern ninja are also often (paradoxically) depicted as both redshirts (when they are the villains of the piece, and in particular when they appear in large numbers) and as nearly invulnerable opponents (when they are the heroes of the piece, or when they appear as a single foe to be overcome). A good example of this paradox in action can be found in the American Ninja and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, where the protagonists (ninja) easily defeat waves of enemy ninja on multiple occasions.
Really sorry fot the large post. Lawl.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: echo_trail on July 12, 2006, 05:46:22 am
I actually saw a program about this on discovery not too long ago. Turns out there are actually some connections, but not nearly enough to make a direct connection. The main tactic for a ninja is diversion - to put the enemys attention somewhere else, and then strike. As is it for SWAT, you take the advantage of a suprice attack, but that's about that. If you call this a connection, I'll say a kid stealing handbags from old ladies is as much a ninja as SWAT are.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 12, 2006, 06:06:18 am
Ninjas are backstabbing cowards (and for nerds) !! Pirates are real men!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 12, 2006, 10:56:33 am
Is this question even worth answering? Everyone knows ninjas are better without a doubt.  Ninja's move at 84,000 frames per second, but on a bad day about 60,000 frames per second.  A pirate couldn't keep up with that.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 12, 2006, 12:52:23 pm
What are you talking about? Pirates use the ATI radeon Z920990, while Ninjas use far less superior video cards, Nvidia 22222, which in my opinion sucks.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 12, 2006, 04:48:49 pm
Is this question even worth answering? Everyone knows ninjas are better without a doubt.  Ninja's move at 84,000 frames per second, but on a bad day about 60,000 frames per second.  A pirate couldn't keep up with that.

Darn right, everyone knows that.
Dascoo, go to www.askaninja.com (http://www.askaninja.com) to see for yourself.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: ColonD on July 12, 2006, 05:28:23 pm
If the ninja doesn't perform supoku (or however you spell/say it) and cut open his belly to find his heart (?wtf?), then ninjas are indeed better than pirates.

Pirates are drunken, slow, long bearded old guys with no speed at all.

Ninjas are flexible, sly, quiet, and quick killers with shirukens and long swords :D

Pirates might have an advantage at sea though, shirukens can't damage a ship...

My vote is for the Mexican Streetfighters :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: reckon on July 12, 2006, 06:51:27 pm
Hootie, that was the worst analogy ever.
I could say we have modern day pirates aside from the ones that actually do exist in the seas, hell one could say that big corporations that swindle money out of millions or communities as pirates.
Ninjas are subjected to their enviroment, pirates can roam as they please.
Plunder and pillage > Hiding and sleuthing about.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 13, 2006, 01:37:08 am
Pirates are best because they have their own armed ship that is full of alcoholic beverages, gold and guns; and if thats not enough you can get creative and make your own 'Here I am, and im out to pwn' flag. Now how can that not be a great lads day out?

Ninjas may be the Spec Ops of the past, but pirates get my vote overall.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 13, 2006, 02:26:34 am
But Pirates are unclean!! eww... They're so dirty. At least Ninjas worry about personal hygiene.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 13, 2006, 02:31:36 am
Meaning they're homosexual.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 13, 2006, 02:33:42 am
*pfft* worrying about hygiene doesn't make you a homosexual.

And for all you wannabe ninjas out there! Here's a guid to get you started (note: that isn't me in the pictures)

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9827/tutorial9wv.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 13, 2006, 02:34:08 am
Meaning they're homosexual.

Of course, did you not know that before??
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 13, 2006, 02:48:26 am
*pfft* worrying about hygiene doesn't make you a homosexual.
Yes it does. Only people who care about hygiene are homosexuals and women.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 13, 2006, 02:51:48 am
Agreed with SDFilm.
Pirates have fun without worrying about all kinda strange stupid secret rules... or hygiene. And fun is what it's all about in life. Drinking and laughing and singing while sailing over the oceans, great!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 13, 2006, 02:53:52 am
*pfft* worrying about hygiene doesn't make you a homosexual.
Yes it does. Only people who care about hygiene are homosexuals and women.
And if women worry about personal hygiene, why would they fuck an unclean person?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 13, 2006, 03:07:24 am
*pfft* worrying about hygiene doesn't make you a homosexual.
Yes it does. Only people who care about hygiene are homosexuals and women.
And if women worry about personal hygiene, why would they **** an unclean person?

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 13, 2006, 03:28:44 am
Exactly - personal hygiene. Besides, hygiene hasn't got you anywhere, has it?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 13, 2006, 03:44:36 am
Exactly - personal hygiene. Besides, hygiene hasn't got you anywhere, has it?
:(
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 13, 2006, 04:04:31 am
Exactly - personal hygiene. Besides, hygiene hasn't got you anywhere, has it?

Yeah it does. At least ninjas can't be smelt by the enemy!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 13, 2006, 04:36:04 am
Anougher great thing about pirates, if you can get enough pirate mates together you can plunder a small town (wich they did) and round up a lot of female hostages wich you can then pimp out for even more gold. Now can ninjas do that?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 13, 2006, 05:03:56 am
Yeah it does. At least ninjas can't be smelt by the enemy!!
And you're going to notice a smell before you see a huge pirate ship coming towards you?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero72 on July 13, 2006, 05:58:15 am
Anougher great thing about pirates, if you can get enough pirate mates together you can plunder a small town (wich they did) and round up a lot of female hostages wich you can then pimp out for even more gold. Now can ninjas do that?
If they wanted to, easily.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: jbigz on July 13, 2006, 01:35:05 pm
PIRATES!!! Pirates, the cool ones are IMMORTAL and can put curses and have creepy creatures and yeah... they are strong. ninjas just jump aruond and throw sharp things at IMMORTAL pirates... i think pirates win hands down. and pirates have the cool lingo. ninjas have none. Plus pirates have cool schmitars. and GUNS. and cool ships. and ladies. and huge cannons. and get drunk. and have wooden legs. and cool 3 pointed hats. and treasure. and maps to treasure. and keys to treasure chests. and raid towns. and can fight bare handed. would fare well with brass knuckes xD.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Ebby on July 13, 2006, 01:45:37 pm
Ahh. I can't believe I'm posting in here.

I vote for the Ninja! Why? Because I said so.
Based on the personal hygiene thing for Pirates, that is disgusting.
I saw POTC, and the guy had decay caked to his teeth and he wasn't even dead. :-X Awfulll... So yes, tidy up, take your showers and you'll be as smooth as a ninja. Smooooth for the ladies. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 13, 2006, 03:09:30 pm
Ninjas don't even talk and everything they do is based on honour.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 13, 2006, 03:34:02 pm
^ The honour thing is more with Samurais.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Ebby on July 13, 2006, 04:13:21 pm
Ninjas don't even talk and everything they do is based on honour.
They don't need to talk. The girls just come running and they endulge because they're just that cool.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: reckon on July 13, 2006, 04:14:19 pm
I think honor will be the last thing on their mind when theyre staring down the barrel of a pirate's flintlock.
Also, why has no one mentioned parrots?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: stewe231 on July 13, 2006, 07:18:00 pm
ninjas all the way mAn, i hate pirates, all though pirates of the carabein is awesome, but its funny
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: jrgp on July 13, 2006, 09:07:54 pm
Pirates, because they are/can be rich, get to fight with swords, and get to take a shower once every decade , and travel the world.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 13, 2006, 11:38:23 pm
Ninja's are just meant to be cool.  Not saying anything and wearing all black.  Who doesn't want to be a ninja..?  And they don't have to worry about mutiny either.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 14, 2006, 12:38:35 am
I vote for the Ninja! Why? Because I said so.
Based on the personal hygiene thing for Pirates, that is disgusting.
I saw POTC, and the guy had decay caked to his teeth and he wasn't even dead. :-X Awfulll... So yes, tidy up, take your showers and you'll be as smooth as a ninja. Smooooth for the ladies. :P

Ninjas don't even talk and everything they do is based on honour.
They don't need to talk. The girls just come running and they endulge because they're just that cool.

There you go guys, from the man herself, EBBY!
Pirates of the Carribean is indeed cool, but Ninja's are much more awesome.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: alwex on July 14, 2006, 08:01:53 am
ok this porves it for me, always suspected that ninja fans/wannabes (nightcrawler, hootie ;)) are nerds who drewl over some unsocial guy doing some of his moves that it took all his life to practice on, for what? to assasinate someone?? what kind of life is that??? atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff, and apparently they have humour aswell (drivin' me nuts). and how can you call anyone who prefer pirates for emos?, isnt it the ninjas whos unsocial, wearing all black and, to me, seem to be stuck in a depressing world.

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: MofoNofo on July 14, 2006, 08:47:27 am
Ebby ain't a man.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: viggoloniggolo on July 14, 2006, 11:09:02 am
pirates are half-assed faggots, thats why they are better (remember Pirates of the Carribean Jack Sparrow)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 14, 2006, 11:35:40 am
Ninjas are fucking gay!  Substituting power for stealth is ridiculous -- who wants to be mean but unseen?  That's why Pirates kick ass - you can see them coming, and you have a chance to fight back (though you'll lose.)  Ninjas, on the otherhand, hide behind their black cloaks and never stick around for more than a few seconds, never missing a chance to tell you of their allegiance and nobility.

Hey ninjas?  If you're so fucking righteous, why do you resort to sneaking around and running off when the deed is done?

Not to mention Pirates are travellers - they sail the seven seas, discovering uncharted territories, going on treasure hunts, quests, etc...  where are ninjas?  Stuck in Japan.  Woo Japan .. what a great place to be stuck.  [/sarcasm]
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Aeyrethis on July 14, 2006, 12:00:59 pm
I won't give an explanation, but,

Vikings.

Oh, and if I couldn't choose them, Pirates.

Ninjas are gay and are all hype.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 14, 2006, 12:02:49 pm
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Vikings.

Yes.  That's why I chose pirates, because they were the closest to Vikings.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 14, 2006, 01:26:46 pm
Yes! Pirates all the way!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Keron Cyst on July 14, 2006, 03:01:55 pm
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!
QFT
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on July 14, 2006, 03:03:41 pm
This is one intense poll.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zegovia on July 14, 2006, 03:04:23 pm
You can always trust a pirate, since you know they are not to be trusted!!! ;D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 14, 2006, 04:49:34 pm
Where are all the good ninja movies?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Ebby on July 14, 2006, 07:10:34 pm
Where are all the good ninja movies?
I thought Kill Bill was good :o Bloody, squirty everywhere.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 14, 2006, 07:47:13 pm
atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff,

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

You forgot to mention the fact that they hardly ever see women, so most pirates are homos.  ;D

Ebby ain't a man.
duh...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 14, 2006, 07:54:44 pm
^Apart from all the women they capture from the ships (less likely) and towns (yes, some large pirate groups did capture entire towns). And rare female pirates. "Meet Claire the hell vixen! Yaarhh!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Foxtrot360 on July 14, 2006, 08:09:53 pm
Walk ye plank matey..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 14, 2006, 09:03:29 pm
Where are all the good ninja movies?
I thought Kill Bill was good :o Bloody, squirty everywhere.

But they weren't ninjas :/
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 14, 2006, 09:09:08 pm
Being good at katanas does not make you a Ninja, if anything it means youre a Samuri (although Samurais are trained japanese soldiers, not just anyone with a katana).
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 14, 2006, 09:20:43 pm
atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff,

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

You forgot to mention the fact that they hardly ever see women, so most pirates are homos.  ;D

Ebby ain't a man.
duh...

well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive...

and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 14, 2006, 09:28:40 pm
Having this as one of those random brotherly conversations, me and my twin came to the conclusion that- One Ninja is cooler than one Pirate, but Pirates are better overall as they make a career on what are basically huge road-trips (well, sea-trips) filled with heavy drinking, owning merchants and solders, plundering ships and towns, all with loads of ship mates on a ship full of cannons. Plus its one of the few occupations where having a large beard is cool.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 14, 2006, 11:10:21 pm
atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff,

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

You forgot to mention the fact that they hardly ever see women, so most pirates are homos.  ;D

Ebby ain't a man.
duh...

well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive...

and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways.

Ok, "well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive..." Pirates weren't a "breed", they were runaway kids who decided sea life was for them, and they became lame pirates (rather than the obviously better solution becoming a Ninja  :P).

"and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways." Then at least they aren't homosexuals.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 14, 2006, 11:29:17 pm
Haven't you seen Pirates of the Carribean? That blacksmith guy was the son of a pirate.

Besides, Blackbeard had a dozen wives. Calico Jack made a deal with some governor that he would give himself up if two female pirates were given clemency. Do these people sound homosexual to you?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 14, 2006, 11:52:12 pm
atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff,

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

You forgot to mention the fact that they hardly ever see women, so most pirates are homos.  ;D

Ebby ain't a man.
duh...

well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive...

and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways.

Ok, "well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive..." Pirates weren't a "breed", they were runaway kids who decided sea life was for them, and they became lame pirates (rather than the obviously better solution becoming a Ninja  :P).

"and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways." Then at least they aren't homosexuals.


Your excuse for them being homosexuals was that they did not see any women, my point was that neither do ninjas so that kind of rhetoric is void in this debate.

Pirates CAN breed, a lot of first mates are sons of captains.

Plus what frogboy said.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 15, 2006, 12:46:06 am
Haven't you seen Pirates of the Carribean? That blacksmith guy was the son of a pirate.

Besides, Blackbeard had a dozen wives. Calico Jack made a deal with some governor that he would give himself up if two female pirates were given clemency. Do these people sound homosexual to you?

It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 15, 2006, 12:54:29 am
Except for the fact that Blackbeard and Calico Jack actually existed in real life..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 15, 2006, 01:22:59 am
Since I'm gonna major in seamanship, I gotta say pirates, although I've always enjoyed jumping and climbing on top of buildings, and sneaking past security and janitors.


Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 15, 2006, 01:46:31 am
It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.
You already used an Xbox game as evidence for ninjas being able to swim. So either pirates can breed or ninjas can't swim. But pirates can breed anyway because of Blackbeard and Calico Jack.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 15, 2006, 08:52:34 pm
It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.
You already used an Xbox game as evidence for ninjas being able to swim. So either pirates can breed or ninjas can't swim. But pirates can breed anyway because of Blackbeard and Calico Jack.
Ninja's need not swim while they can easily run on water.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Slashnoob on July 15, 2006, 08:54:30 pm
or jump across oceans
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 15, 2006, 09:30:20 pm
To escape the Pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 15, 2006, 11:10:24 pm
Or to get away from the oder of 10 dead pirates and a burning ship.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 5th_account on July 16, 2006, 04:28:29 pm
The video to end it all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk

Besides, there's a lot more pornos involving pirates than ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 16, 2006, 04:48:55 pm
I'm not too sure if thats pro or anti pirate  :-\    :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 16, 2006, 04:50:45 pm
Mm, someone needs to make a movie on this subject.   ::)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 16, 2006, 04:53:41 pm
Aye

Pirates VS Ninjas 2, 3....

Like Underworld.

Edit: looks liek its already been done...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zEjGPxKUE&search=pirate%20ninja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7vT4GSodk&search=pirate%20ninja

Infact, just search on Youtube yourself  :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Plonkoon on July 18, 2006, 04:23:09 pm
 :o  It's a really close competition.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: echo_trail on July 18, 2006, 04:32:02 pm
Yep, pirates by far. 47/46 :D

Oh c'mon. Pirates have Jack Sparrow and Barbossa.
You Ninja pricks have who? Hattori Hanzo and Danial San.. haha!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 18, 2006, 04:36:36 pm
Pfft, sure Captin Jack can fight but all the ninjas would have to do is get them drunk, then they win.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 20, 2006, 10:21:42 pm
Pfft, sure Captin Jack can fight but all the ninjas would have to do is get them drunk, then they win.
Wouldn't even have to do that.  Ninja's could easily win 1 on 1, or even 1 on 3 (3 Being the pirates), But maybe 5 pirates on a Ninja would even things up.  The only advantage pirates have are numbers, and guns which are useless on Ninja's.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Gold on July 20, 2006, 11:29:58 pm
Ninja's were just rebels that used to be peasants for samurai's and ran away because the samurai would chop off the peasants head when he got a new sword to test it, the Peasants werent very happy with this so alot of them ran away and became outcasts and they made up techniques to hide and defend themselves from the samurai's Thus they became ninja's
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 20, 2006, 11:33:45 pm
Which are gay.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Twistkill on July 21, 2006, 12:33:29 pm
*points to link in sig*

That's why. XD
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 21, 2006, 12:47:44 pm
I can't believe how close this is.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 21, 2006, 04:34:09 pm
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/Hootie_hoo/NINJA.jpg)
Muahahaha.
And old userbar I made. I just found it lying around my photobucket account.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Ebby on July 21, 2006, 05:26:16 pm
I can't believe how close this is.
Of course you can. This is exactly why the question was asked...the arguement has always been neck to neck. :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 21, 2006, 05:50:29 pm
Why are people even voting ninja........maybe some people who have no idea what the lounge in in the gen disc should be voting.

ACK: I asked people on msn....and they said

















Ninjas
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 21, 2006, 06:13:07 pm
Of course you can. This is exactly why the question was asked...the arguement has always been neck to neck. :D

True, that. But I thought it'd be a little unbalanced one side or the other, just due to chance. Just...blimey :|
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 21, 2006, 06:22:40 pm
Why are people even voting ninja........maybe some people who have no idea what the lounge in in the gen disc should be voting.

ACK: I asked people on msn....and they said

Ninjas


Chh, hells yeah, same with me.  I'm glad though  :)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 21, 2006, 06:37:40 pm
I'm going to go to some japanese forums and recruit some new soldat players so they vote for goddamn Ninjas!!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 21, 2006, 06:41:40 pm
http://forums.narutofan.com/  :-X
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 21, 2006, 06:51:51 pm
GO THE NINJA'S!!!!

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8723/cninja3mp2.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 21, 2006, 07:04:53 pm
Thats a pretty good pic, The_Ninja. Did you make it in paint?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Keron Cyst on July 21, 2006, 07:30:17 pm
Hello? The plural for "ninja" is still "ninja." :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 21, 2006, 08:15:49 pm
Hey assholes, want to know another reason why pirates kick ****ing ass?  And want proof they're not ***?  BECAUSE I HAVE IT!

I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan)!  THE FAMOUS ONE!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 21, 2006, 08:56:57 pm
Thats a pretty good pic, The_Ninja. Did you make it in paint?

i just drew it first and then scanned it into paint outlined it and coloured it in.... simple and easy, shading was anoying but wroth it, GO THE NINJA'S
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 21, 2006, 09:02:27 pm
uh oh looks like pirates are winning....
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 21, 2006, 11:16:02 pm
Hey assholes, want to know another reason why pirates kick ****ing ass? And want proof they're not ***? BECAUSE I HAVE IT!

I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan)! THE FAMOUS ONE!

:D hello my new forum idol!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Graham on July 21, 2006, 11:46:15 pm
Hey assholes, want to know another reason why pirates kick ****ing ass? And want proof they're not ***? BECAUSE I HAVE IT!

I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan)! THE FAMOUS ONE!

:D hello my new forum idol!
Thanks, that gave me a good laugh (btw thats not a diss on noobface)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The Geologist on July 22, 2006, 12:04:07 am
If I didn't vote pirate, my skull and crossbones tattoo would kick my ass in my sleep.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 04:02:31 am
It only dares to kick your ass while your asleep!? I thought a pirate tattoo will have more nerve...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 22, 2006, 04:40:53 am
...and that is why ninjas win  :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 22, 2006, 04:44:44 am
I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan)!  THE FAMOUS ONE!

Well since you suck, that's a good reason to vote ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 08:18:11 am
...and that is why ninjas win :P

Ninjas only attack at night, and stab people in the back, while Pirates attack full-on anytime!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero on July 22, 2006, 08:22:07 am
I don't know hard to say. Pirates have guns while ninja's are fast and stealthy.

But ninja's are cooler so I vote for them
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: homey188 on July 22, 2006, 09:00:07 am
Pirates have style, ninjas have stealth.
Pirates have guns, ninjas have stars.
Pirates don't go by the rules, ninjas never break thier code.

Pirates win.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 11:11:28 am
Pirates have more honour, as at least you can see them before they rob you.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Vltava on July 22, 2006, 11:22:39 am
Pirates have more honour, as at least you can see them before they rob you and rape your women.

Fixed, eh?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 22, 2006, 04:40:34 pm
C'mon, if pirates honestly went on land ninjas would take them apart.  They know martial arts with all kinds of weapons and pirates just learn sword fighting if they get lucky enough for someone to teach them. :P Also, the guns they had were single shot so they'd have to carry a whole bunch of 'em to get multiple shots, thus (probably) slowing them down.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 22, 2006, 05:19:27 pm
I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan)!  THE FAMOUS ONE!

Well since you suck, that's a good reason to vote ninjas.


shit I can't change my vote now :(
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 22, 2006, 06:37:13 pm
SCREW THE GOD DAM PIRATES!!! NINJA'S WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ANUS ANY DAY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 07:32:53 pm
Not with a ship full of cannons'n'booze ya wont, plus pirates have greater numbers, and are also good sword fighters (well the hardcore ones are, not the 'dirty sailor who has picked up a sword' types).
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 22, 2006, 09:33:07 pm
Ninjas learn to fight by standing in lines and swinging bamboo sticks. Pirates learn by picking up a sword/cutlass and slicing the fuck out of the threat. There's no better practice than the real thing.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 22, 2006, 09:59:22 pm
Pirates learn by picking up a sword/cutlass and slicing the **** out of the threat. There's no better practice than the real thing.


That is, if they don't die in their first battle.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 22, 2006, 10:05:38 pm
SCREW THE GOD DAM PIRATES!!! NINJA'S WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ANUS ANY DAY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: jettlarue on July 22, 2006, 10:16:38 pm
haha right now it is exactly 50% to 50%...i guess neither of them are better they are even :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 22, 2006, 10:24:12 pm
even stevens....
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The Great Milenko on July 22, 2006, 10:50:44 pm
Pirates are up now! Thanks to uh.. oh right. Me! haha.

with a ship full of cannons'n'booze

All the better!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 22, 2006, 11:02:47 pm
YOU STUPID OVERSIZED SIGNIATURE IMAGE'D IDIOT!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 22, 2006, 11:19:58 pm
(http://r1.fodey.com/19e69dbc39313431e87ac4e98318b847b.1.gif) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/ninjatext.asp)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 22, 2006, 11:25:32 pm
That's awsome meep  *STEAL*  jks...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: zyxstand on July 22, 2006, 11:39:36 pm
holy shiat.  i just voted and when i saw the results... 53 to 53 - that's so unlikely!  cool 50% 50%...  how very odd.  NINJAS!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 23, 2006, 12:17:50 am
this poll is very efficient at separating the wapanese from the awesome people
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 23, 2006, 12:23:00 am
keke ^_^;; soo desu D: ninja rox desu ne
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 23, 2006, 01:29:11 am
this poll is very efficient at separating the wapanese from the awesome people
indeed
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 23, 2006, 03:32:53 am
holy shiat.  i just voted and when i saw the results... 53 to 53 - that's so unlikely!  cool 50% 50%...  how very odd.  NINJAS!

I know, this is bizarre.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 23, 2006, 05:05:23 am
Pirates learn by picking up a sword/cutlass and slicing the **** out of the threat. There's no better practice than the real thing.


That is, if they don't die in their first battle.

The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Krillious on July 23, 2006, 05:13:41 am
and a shuriken :)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 23, 2006, 05:35:22 am
Pirates ftw! C'mon! Ninjas are backstabbin' pussies!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 23, 2006, 06:19:00 am
The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.

And the Royal Navy of the British Empire. Justice will be done to you dastard criminals!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 23, 2006, 06:40:31 am
Yeah, but atleast they're not ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 23, 2006, 06:45:51 am
At least when pirates steal they don't try to cover it up.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Krillious on July 23, 2006, 06:54:54 am
Ye because they are too dumb ;)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 23, 2006, 07:16:37 am
Ninjas don't steal, they liberate.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 23, 2006, 07:40:41 am
See what I mean?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 23, 2006, 07:45:33 am
Ninjas don't steal, they liberate.

DENIAL
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Stalky on July 23, 2006, 08:01:13 am
I AM LIBERATING THESE MONEYS FROM YOU!

I am liberating your virginity.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: kingkitty on July 23, 2006, 09:15:58 am
From the poll it seems like people are pretty much split on which one is better, can't believe people are pulling for pirates though.....

I mean there's a pirates sequel for goodness sake!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: homey188 on July 23, 2006, 11:07:16 am
Pirates don't steal, they pillage and plunder; thats bonus points for double alliteration.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Keron Cyst on July 23, 2006, 11:35:32 am
... there's a pirates sequel for goodness sake!!!!!!
All sequels suck. Have you noticed that? Quite some people have told me that the first PotC is 10,000 times better than the second. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 23, 2006, 11:53:30 am
PotC 2 did certainly not suck. Sure, maybe one was better, but two is really worth watching.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: homey188 on July 23, 2006, 03:48:25 pm
Pirates two was only bad because it ended in the middle.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Wolf_Man on July 23, 2006, 07:37:29 pm
Ninja. They have katana swords and can cut off legs and throw kunai and shurikans to blow them away :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Keron Cyst on July 23, 2006, 08:12:48 pm
Well, I myself have not seen it; it's just that I'm getting really mixed reviews—people like you and people who say SW: Ep. III was better (and that's saying something oO') :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Scrooge on July 23, 2006, 08:14:46 pm
NINJAS! when I was little i was obbsesed with ninjas. Now I'm a second dan black belt! ;D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 23, 2006, 09:12:15 pm
The Indiana Jones 'gun vs sword' scene comes to mind ;P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 23, 2006, 09:44:11 pm
Wow, still tied, huh?  Thats crazy.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 23, 2006, 10:43:52 pm
NOOOO DAM NINJAS ARE WINNING QUICK RECRUIT PIRATES!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 23, 2006, 11:20:08 pm
Pirates have already won.  Maybe not the poll, but Pirates are always victorious in their escapades.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: BooBoo McBad on July 24, 2006, 01:26:21 am
Pirates have already won. Maybe not the poll, but Pirates are always victorious in their escapades.

You only have one eye, that's all too easy for the Ninja's to poke out with a ninjstar.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Sethamundo on July 24, 2006, 01:48:46 am
Pirates have already won. Maybe not the poll, but Pirates are always victorious in their escapades.

You only have one eye, that's all too easy for the Ninja's to poke out with a ninjstar.
Maybe so, but didn't you know pirates can regenerate body parts...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Krillious on July 24, 2006, 03:01:21 am
no they can't, only Chuck Norris can (cowboy)
Pirates are lucky enough that they survive the ride back home on a ship because all they eat is rats and crumbs :). Ninjas on the other hand eat anything they want since they can just steal it, pirates are too dumb, they only steal gold from villages
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 24, 2006, 05:07:36 am
Ninjas can't steal. If they did they'd have to commit suicide.


Idiot.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zegovia on July 24, 2006, 05:09:36 am
Ninjas can't steal. If they did they'd have to commit suicide.


Idiot.

THEY STEAL LIVES!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 24, 2006, 05:25:52 am
no they can't, only Chuck Norris can (cowboy)
Pirates are lucky enough that they survive the ride back home on a ship because all they eat is rats and crumbs :). Ninjas on the other hand eat anything they want since they can just steal it, pirates are too dumb, they only steal gold from villages

Actually pirates very rarely stole gold, they would usually steal food and commodities which could be exchanged for money(rice, salt, bread plants)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 24, 2006, 05:27:07 am
Don't forget rum.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero on July 24, 2006, 06:11:59 am
The Indiana Jones 'gun vs sword' scene comes to mind ;P
But as I said berfore ninja have speed and stealth to take out there enemies. Ninja wouldn't be dumb enough to be seen out in the open
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 24, 2006, 12:29:33 pm
Yeah but you forget that all ninjas are homosexual aliens.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: BooBoo McBad on July 24, 2006, 02:06:50 pm
Oh yeah? and pirates are homosexual humans.

Aliens>Humans
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Brock on July 24, 2006, 02:12:06 pm
Heh, I'm shocked that this is still on topic. :o

Even more shocked as to how close it is...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Plonkoon on July 24, 2006, 02:45:29 pm
Ninjas have taken the lead!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zegovia on July 24, 2006, 03:03:35 pm
Ninjas have taken the lead!!!! ;D

NOOOOOO!!!!!  :-X

Where is my Kajak!!!!  :o

*grabs a kajak and skiddle down a mountain in it..*  :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Shadow G-Unit on July 24, 2006, 03:36:45 pm
One vote apart from each other!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 25, 2006, 01:10:17 am
Ninjas > Humanity

Pirates < emos...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 25, 2006, 01:55:22 am
Ninjas > Humanity

Pirates < emos...

but you're not a ninja
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 25, 2006, 02:00:40 am
and how can you call anyone who prefer pirates for emos?, isnt it the ninjas whos unsocial, wearing all black and, to me, seem to be stuck in a depressing world.

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 25, 2006, 02:12:28 am
but you're not a ninja
Of course he is! He watches Naruto, of course he's a ninja.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 25, 2006, 02:12:47 am
Ninjas > Humanity

Pirates < emos...

but you're not a ninja

And how would you know?

but you're not a ninja
Of course he is! He watches Naruto, of course he's a ninja.

lol!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 25, 2006, 02:16:27 am
What's with the link between pirates and emo's. I think ninjas are more emo since they wear black, don't say anything and never have any fun, so it seems at least. Pirates sing jolly good songs and drink rum while sailing over the oceans, I don't see how that can be emo.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Milkman Dan on July 25, 2006, 03:00:34 am
The link comes from the fact that emo kids like pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: n00bface on July 25, 2006, 03:40:23 am
Hardly.  Emo kids like ninjas more, so do all the japan fanboys and the Visual Kei kids.

And you know what else?  Emo is better than Visual Kei anyways, so you evolved J-Pop ravers can suck my pirate ass.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Unlucky XIII on July 25, 2006, 04:03:36 am
Pirates. Ninja's skulk, which reminds me of sulk, which, in turn, reminds me of emo's, and probably have an ugly face under the mask or whatever. At least pirates, like me, show their ugly faces out in the open.
The only good ninjas are the girly ones (kunoichi?) that sneak into a guy's pants, then rip apart the man.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 25, 2006, 04:17:13 am
What's with the link between pirates and emo's. I think ninjas are more emo since they wear black, don't say anything and never have any fun, so it seems at least. Pirates sing jolly good songs and drink rum while sailing over the oceans, I don't see how that can be emo.

Pirates would drink grog while sailing, and rum while in ports. 


And by the way, ninjas don't post on the internet, because they don't exist anymore.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 25, 2006, 04:31:56 am
1 on 1, hand to hand, I'd put my vote on ninjas :P.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 25, 2006, 04:41:03 am
Quote
Pirates would drink grog while sailing, and rum while in ports. 


And by the way, ninjas don't post on the internet, because they don't exist anymore.

True that, but grog is basicly rum diluted with water so.. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 25, 2006, 05:09:57 am
Quote
Pirates would drink grog while sailing, and rum while in ports. 


And by the way, ninjas don't post on the internet, because they don't exist anymore.

True that, but grog is basicly rum diluted with water so.. :P


well...it's......


All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
All for me beer and tabacco
Well I spent all me tin, with the lassies drinking gin
Far across the western ocean I must waaaaaaander

I'm sick in the head
And I haven't been to bed
Since I came ashore with me plunder
I've seen centipedes and snakes
And my head is full of aches
And I have to make a path to way out yoooooonder
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: homey188 on July 25, 2006, 06:00:14 am
The thing you're forgetting is: ninjas can't dodge bullets, and pirates use the buddy system.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 25, 2006, 06:21:57 am
Only Jedi and Matrix people can dodge/block bullets :P

Ya maybe the ninja might block the bullet with his sword, but in real life, I won't bet on that happening too often...

Although Ninjas have dexterity on their side, Pirates are generaly stronger and have larger swords plus guns. Ninjas are assassins- Pirates are independent marines.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 80HD on July 25, 2006, 12:49:55 pm
They technically can't "Dodge" bullets, but they can run fast enough so that the Pirates miss, and Pirates can't dodge shurikens, nor run really fast (Compared to a Ninja), so they are sitting ducks.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Le MeSsiE {neo} on July 25, 2006, 02:31:06 pm
Pirates :)
I love Bainbow admiral xD
Pirates have one thing which the Ninjas don't have: the luxure of alcohol :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: alwex on July 25, 2006, 02:50:50 pm
all i got to say, Ninja fans learn to have some fun, and skip this obsession you have with dressing in black and do unnatural moves on your way to assassination... that aint fun..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: BooBoo McBad on July 25, 2006, 06:10:50 pm
What's with the link between pirates and emo's. I think ninjas are more emo since they wear black, don't say anything and never have any fun, so it seems at least. Pirates sing jolly good songs and drink rum while sailing over the oceans, I don't see how that can be emo.
EMO'S ARE PUSSIES! LIKE PIRATES! CONNECTION DI-DI-DI-DING!!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 25, 2006, 06:48:11 pm
What's with the link between pirates and emo's. I think ninjas are more emo since they wear black, don't say anything and never have any fun, so it seems at least. Pirates sing jolly good songs and drink rum while sailing over the oceans, I don't see how that can be emo.
EMO'S ARE PUSSIES! LIKE PIRATES! CONNECTION DI-DI-DI-DING!!!!


Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Keron Cyst on July 26, 2006, 12:19:33 am
lol, unless I've skimmed page or something I've not seen any pirate-promoting posts which talk about modern[/b] pirates nowadays who raid military shipyards, ride small motorboats attacking other ships with grenade launchers, machine guns, etc.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Unlucky XIII on July 26, 2006, 12:25:04 am
lol, unless I've skimmed page or something I've not seen any pirate-promoting posts which talk about modern[/b] pirates nowadays who raid military shipyards, ride small motorboats attacking other ships with grenade launchers, machine guns, etc.
Well, in that case, Pirates also outlived ninjas. They win for length of life and adapting to the modern day world.

...Stupid skulking ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: homey188 on July 26, 2006, 03:23:33 pm
The only thing ninjas have going for them is an awesome platforming game; pirates have two awesome movies, due for a third. Pirates win.
Another thing to contemplate, if a pirate becomes an undead, cybernetic, or anything else, its still a pirate. But if a ninja gets zombied, digitalized, or something, its no longer a proper ninja.  Another point for pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 26, 2006, 04:16:14 pm
Pirates have hundreds of awsome movies, all the ninja movies are really shitty and cheesy. 

Educate yourself about the movies, the "pirates of the carribean" movies are fairytales, there are much better movies on the subject: crimson pirate, numerous movie versions of treasure island, Captain Blood etc. I suggest you watch some old, MGM era pirate movies, because they are great action-adventure flicks
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 26, 2006, 07:51:46 pm
lol, unless I've skimmed page or something I've not seen any pirate-promoting posts which talk about modern[/b] pirates nowadays who raid military shipyards, ride small motorboats attacking other ships with grenade launchers, machine guns, etc.
Well, in that case, Pirates also outlived ninjas. They win for length of life and adapting to the modern day world.

...Stupid skulking ninjas.
 

Of course pirates are still around; theives and scoundrels will be around untill the end of time and beyond  :P.  Ninjas are gone because of all modernization over there, obviously.  We shoulda just given 'em their own island.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 26, 2006, 10:12:36 pm
The only thing ninjas have going for them is an awesome platforming game; pirates have two awesome movies, due for a third. Pirates win.
Another thing to contemplate, if a pirate becomes an undead, cybernetic, or anything else, its still a pirate. But if a ninja gets zombied, digitalized, or something, its no longer a proper ninja. Another point for pirates.

Not forgetting all the great Pirate games..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Plonkoon on July 26, 2006, 11:58:17 pm
Has anyone played the game "Pirates!"  I heard it was a great game and a lot of sites gave it the adventure game of the year award.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 27, 2006, 02:35:04 am
Has anyone played the game "Pirates!"  I heard it was a great game and a lot of sites gave it the adventure game of the year award.

Hells yeah, it's helluva old, but it's one of the greatest games ever.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zegovia on July 27, 2006, 04:18:10 am
Holy crap, its a draw!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The Chapter on July 27, 2006, 05:40:13 am
Ha. I chose Necromancers. I win.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: echo_trail on July 27, 2006, 06:58:37 am

Quote
Of course pirates are still around; theives and scoundrels will be around untill the end of time and beyond :P. Ninjas are gone because of all modernization over there, obviously. We shoulda just given 'em their own island.

Obviously meaning: being a ninja is not only a waste of time, it is simply a crappy investment..
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Krillious on July 27, 2006, 07:59:37 am
Ninjas still exist too, in a way. They are called hitmen now ;)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: kingkitty on July 27, 2006, 09:57:54 am
ninjas winning by just 1 percent!

:0 :0 :0!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Qwertyopl on July 27, 2006, 02:07:40 pm
Pirates!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zegovia on July 27, 2006, 04:14:53 pm
Keep at it yarr!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 27, 2006, 04:55:53 pm
Man, are people purpously trying to keep it tied  ::).
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 27, 2006, 09:45:31 pm
Ninjas still exist too, in a way. They are called hitmen now ;)

WTF ninjas aren't hitmen, ninjas are to japanese.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Meep. on July 27, 2006, 09:47:59 pm
Sorry, I just had to,
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 28, 2006, 07:37:32 am
i don't like pirates, but this amused me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ra1yan/Flash%20Animations/1151543979.swf

geh link isn't working.

EDIT: just copy and paste the link into your browser.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 28, 2006, 08:20:25 am
Has anyone played the game "Pirates!"  I heard it was a great game and a lot of sites gave it the adventure game of the year award.

Hells yeah, it's helluva old, but it's one of the greatest games ever.

Oh yes that game rocks!!! They remade it some years ago, I still play the game every now and then.
Linky (http://www.2kgames.com/pirates/pirates/home.php)

I also adore the Monkey Island series, they're just genious.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 28, 2006, 11:23:11 am
Pirates FTW, lock the topic so pirates win forever and ninjas die horrible ghey deaths. And ninja lovers.....
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Hootie hoo on July 29, 2006, 01:35:17 pm
Check this out. (http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/coldhardfacts.shtml)
NINAS FTW!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on July 29, 2006, 01:37:44 pm
Never.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Evil-Ville on July 29, 2006, 01:45:25 pm
Pirates win!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 29, 2006, 03:05:10 pm
See that link just proves that ninjas, and ninja lovers are ghey...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 29, 2006, 03:42:07 pm
"Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. "

I presume thats when they are underwater...
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Qwertyopl on July 30, 2006, 07:22:59 am
lol
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 30, 2006, 09:02:56 pm
Cmon ninja's WIN IT!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 30, 2006, 09:08:12 pm
Request denied.

Reason: Pirates are superior.


Join us.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero on July 30, 2006, 09:10:45 pm
Request denied.

Reason: Pirates are superior.



Join us.


*takes out shuriken* over my dead body
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Vltava on July 30, 2006, 09:14:24 pm
It's a shame shurikens are so very obsolete in comparison to the modern weaponry generic, present era Indonesian pirates wield. Besides, I seriously doubt that most of you who voted ninja possess any proper martial arts technique.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 30, 2006, 09:16:04 pm
*takes out rapier and pistol* Yarrrr!

It's a shame shurikens are so very obsolete in comparison to the modern weaponry generic, present era Indonesian pirates wield. Besides, I seriously doubt that most of you who voted ninja possess any proper martial arts technique.

I play a realistic U-boat simulator (Silent hunter 3) if that helps with anything....not that I'm saying that I fully know how to sail a real submarine  ::)
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zero on July 30, 2006, 09:19:26 pm
I seriously doubt that most of you who voted ninja possess any proper martial arts technique.

Like you have pileged a village and done other  pirate stuff
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Vltava on July 30, 2006, 09:22:28 pm
I seriously doubt that most of you who voted ninja possess any proper martial arts technique.
Like you have pileged a village and done other  pirate stuff

First of all, I never said I supported pirates, did I? I merely stated that they are better suited for survival, Darwin prove me wrong. Second, modern pirates don't pillage villages, but rather they raid unsuspecting rich folk in their yachts at sea. Care to debate?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: SDFilm on July 30, 2006, 09:27:48 pm
17h-18th centery
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1t2t1/gallery/otherstuff/Pirate-ship.jpg

Modern
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/29/knPIRATES_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg

Aww, they down-sized...

20 cannons, now 1 RPG and some AKs.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: a-4-year-old on July 30, 2006, 09:50:24 pm
Check this out. (http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/coldhardfacts.shtml)
NINAS FTW!
that is just so retarded, some jackass on the internet decides to make up total bullshit about ninjas AND SELL VIDEOS.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Shadow G-Unit on July 30, 2006, 09:55:30 pm
Damn people! Quit spamming with useless posts.

Date Posted: July 30, 2006, 09:54:49 PM
Request denied.

Reason: Pirates are superior.



Join us.


*takes out shuriken* over my dead body
Yes! See what I mean!
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: The_Ninja on July 31, 2006, 05:16:45 am
*brings out Duel Katana* hehe *smirks* *slices and dices SDFilm*  stands up, *laughs agains*
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on July 31, 2006, 05:23:36 am
*brings out Duel Katana* hehe *smirks* *slices and dices SDFilm*  stands up, *laughs agains*

you posses no martial art skills whatsoever, you're probably a minor too
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: frogboy on July 31, 2006, 05:50:13 am
*brings out Duel Katana* hehe *smirks* *slices and dices SDFilm*  stands up, *laughs agains*

you posses no martial art skills whatsoever, you're probably a minor too
And to add to that, you can't create art either so you just rip off other people's.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Qwertyopl on July 31, 2006, 07:18:19 am
dude this is the INTERNET you can't kill someone over it.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Captain Ben on July 31, 2006, 09:24:35 pm
You might want to check with Myspace about that one.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on July 31, 2006, 11:16:32 pm
*brings out Duel Katana* hehe *smirks* *slices and dices SDFilm* stands up, *laughs agains*

you posses no martial art skills whatsoever, you're probably a minor too
And to add to that, you can't create art either so you just rip off other people's.
And add to that Ninjas are ghey.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Flying Dutchman on August 17, 2006, 09:33:21 am
Yay! Pirates won!! ;D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: amity on September 16, 2006, 01:34:23 am
maddox's tendacies towards pirates will always make them win over ninjas on online debates :D
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: UGK on September 16, 2006, 01:38:52 am
Nice necropost, fucking faggot.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on September 16, 2006, 04:00:18 pm
SHIT VOTE PIRATES
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: 5th_account on September 16, 2006, 04:23:42 pm
(http://wiki.soldat.nl/w/images/0/04/Skoskav.jpg)

does this answer your question?
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: karmazon on September 16, 2006, 04:38:13 pm
(http://wiki.soldat.nl/w/images/0/04/Skoskav.jpg)

does this answer your question?

There is "homosexuals" option.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Tallacaps on September 17, 2006, 07:07:32 am

Jhonnt Depp in "Pirates" is quite .... mannered.
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Dascoo on September 17, 2006, 08:35:36 am
† LOCK TEH TOPIC BEFER THR NINJAS WIN
Title: Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
Post by: Zazikerng on September 17, 2006, 08:41:14 am

Jhonnt Depp in "Pirates" is quite .... mannered.

Pirates, as in the porn movie?