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Title: You're killing me flab.
Post by: a-4-year-old on June 02, 2008, 04:12:21 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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This has been happening for a while on most topics.
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Flamingo on June 02, 2008, 04:32:29 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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i'm a euroslag if that matters

edit: another one:
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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: The Geologist on June 02, 2008, 04:39:30 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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;D
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Rai-Dei on June 02, 2008, 04:57:20 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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Only happens to topics that Mr.Snow posts in for me.
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: amb2010 on June 02, 2008, 05:14:06 pm: Quote from: Rai-Dei on June 02, 2008, 04:57:20 pm
Only happens to topics that Mr.Snow posts in for me.

That's really weird...same thing for me too

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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Graham on June 02, 2008, 05:15:40 pm: Burn the witch!!! (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail028.jpg)
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Lapis Lazuli on June 02, 2008, 05:19:07 pm: It was his avatar.

After removing it, the page load times went from 25 seconds to around 1

or at least, for me.
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Psycho on June 02, 2008, 05:37:51 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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Was his avatar 40 MB or something?
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Blue-ninja on June 02, 2008, 05:55:54 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: FliesLikeABrick on June 02, 2008, 06:37:42 pm: Yeah guys, blame me for something that isn't my fault!

Lapis, was his avatar big? Who hosted it? I want to track down the cause, I suspect DNS.
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Demonic on June 02, 2008, 07:13:25 pm: The forums were slow for me all day too :o
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Lapis Lazuli on June 03, 2008, 03:28:56 am: His avatar was a single pixel, about 0.53 kb, hosted on a site called "cherry-host" or something similar. Honestly can't remember now.
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: FliesLikeABrick on June 03, 2008, 07:43:30 am: Ok, sounds like something was wrong with their server or DNS and it timed out at 24 or 25 seconds, which was holding the rest of the pageload up (which is why everyone who had it loading slow showed 25.x seconds, more than a coincidence)

Thanks for thinking to look at that
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Wolf_Man on June 04, 2008, 12:25:29 pm: "Ehem"

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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 04, 2008, 12:33:56 pm: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: EnEsCe on June 04, 2008, 12:35:45 pm: Yeah well...

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Beat that :)
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 04, 2008, 12:39:09 pm: I fail :(
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Rai-Dei on June 04, 2008, 12:39:28 pm: Best I could get:

Edit:

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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 04, 2008, 12:40:04 pm: My lowest yet :
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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Hair|Trigger on June 05, 2008, 02:13:16 am: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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Nearly as fast as EnEsCe D:

and what's queries?
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Toumaz on June 05, 2008, 02:47:33 am: Quote from: Hair|Trigger on June 05, 2008, 02:13:16 am
and what's queries?
Database requests. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL#Queries)
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: blackdevil0742 on June 05, 2008, 03:47:04 am: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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damn, the lowest i got.

EDIT:
lol IE managed to get it down to

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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 05, 2008, 11:49:47 am: Official Soldat Forums | Powered by SMF 1.0.2.
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BahahahahÂ 8)

Also got 0.999 [ban]
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Hair|Trigger on June 06, 2008, 01:55:48 am: well do queries slow down the time it takes to load the page?

and you guys' r just opening pages with like 2 or 3 posts or images in them lol
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 06, 2008, 10:13:41 am: actually, got it on 'Home' ;D
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: jrgp on June 06, 2008, 10:45:33 am: Quote from: Hair|Trigger on June 05, 2008, 02:13:16 am
and what's queries?

A query is whenever the php script that powers these forums asks for a bit of information from the server. This can be everything from keeping you logged in to displaying these posts.

also:
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Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: Exodus on June 06, 2008, 01:08:21 pm: Ooh devil :o
Title: Re: You're killing me flab.
Post by: a-4-year-old on June 06, 2008, 02:55:10 pm: well this has been fun, but now that the problem is solved we can all zip up our epenises and move along.