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Misc => The Lounge => Topic started by: Flamingo on September 28, 2008, 12:44:29 pm

Title: mooooooooom pleeeeeeeease just one more minute
Post by: Flamingo on September 28, 2008, 12:44:29 pm
u guise shud get of my subforum bcuz ur to iternet tuff guy for me lol u guise shudnt pik on jrgp bcuz he be mah homy lol u shud gtfo like god (he doesnt exist1!!!)
Title: Re: mooooooooom pleeeeeeeease just one more minute
Post by: Mangled* on September 28, 2008, 12:44:56 pm
It was just an average day when I tried to log in to Soldat Forums. To my shock I found that I had been banned and I sat there, perplexed. A tear slowly rolled down my cheek. I feebly got to my feet and staggered back to my bedroom, refusing to stomach the rest of my breakfast, I threw myself onto my bed and began to weep uncontrollably into my pillow. I wanted to die right there and then. I stayed there crying, contemplating whether or not to put on my Linkin Park cd at mid volume to keep me going but I didn't feel like getting up. I lay on my bed crying and sobbing until I fell asleep.

I woke up some hours later, by this time it was mid-afternoon and getting dark outside. I felt horrible. I needed a plan to exact my revenge on Soldat Forums. I slumped onto the toilet without wiping the splashes of urine from the previous user off of the seat. "What could I do?" I thought to myself and after a few minutes I decided I knew what I should do. I should make a thread insinuating that it is them that are actually in discomfort and not myself. That would really get to them.
Title: Re: mooooooooom pleeeeeeeease just one more minute
Post by: Flamingo on September 28, 2008, 12:45:26 pm
cool story bro
Title: Re: mooooooooom pleeeeeeeease just one more minute
Post by: Kazuki on September 28, 2008, 12:51:52 pm
Right. Perma-ban for you, KTHNX NEED MORE MUDKIPZ!
Title: Re: mooooooooom pleeeeeeeease just one more minute
Post by: Chakra on September 28, 2008, 05:04:05 pm
Adding a hundred to Mangled's postcount out of sheer respect for his post.

'cos I just feel like it.