One day, you met a friend in the shopping mall, who was carrying an object you want very much. You ask him to pass the object to you by dropping the object on the ground to allow you to pick it up. When he refuses to pass it to you, you punch him repeatedly, hoping to make him drop the object. After you've beat him to pulp with your fists and taking the object from his hands, you discovered with a horrible shock ; friendly fire is turned on!
In fear and desperation, you panicked as you try to look for a blue box whilst the "Bravo" cops are on their way. You also picked up green baskets of green apples and lime and threw them at the entrances, hoping that they'd explode just as the cops come or when they step on the fruits. Unfortunately, fruits don't explode, and you caught yourself in the middle of a situation of life and death against several cops surrounding you, with pistols in their hands. The cops command you to raise your hands, but instead, you tried to backflip over a shelf of cereals. You somehow succeeded, throwing the cops in confusion. You ran away as quickly as possible, grabbing a knife in the process.
A cop blocks your way, his pistol ready to fire. In a quick reflex, you throw your knife at him, stabbing it in his thigh. He groans in pain as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing out of his thigh, whilst you grasp the pistol from his hands and made your way out of the mall. You found a car unlocked with keys in the ignition, but you did not want to use the car because you thought that cars were just scenery. So, instead of using the car, you started bunny-hopping away as swiftly as possible. The cops requested for the SWAT team.
You somehow arrive at a military weapons cache. There, you found every weapon that is available in Soldat, including the XM214 Minigun. You decided not to take the XM214 Minigun out for a spin because it couldn't do damage. You thought you could only carry two items at once, so you threw away your pistol and knife to carry a M79 and a FN Minimi. You also carried five grenades and wore a bulletproof vest, and carried around a box containing a flamethrower just in case.
Just in time, the SWAT team arrived and surrounded you. Without hesitation, you pulled the trigger of the light machine gun, firing away and taking out many of them at once. You fled the compound, only to come face to face with a SWAT van arriving your way. You took out your M79 and fired at the van, destroying it completely, together with the other SWAT members inside. As you reloaded your M79, you noticed a SWAT member running towards you. You throw a grenade at his head, knocking him out before it blew up his body into pieces. As you wondered why the grenade didn't explode directly on impact, another SWAT member appeared. You concluded that the grenade did not explode on impact due to poor reg and you should throw it at the legs to make sure. Therefore, you threw a grenade at his feet. The SWAT guy did not notice the grenade, but he fired several rounds of his MP5 at you before he exploded into bits.
As a result of the MP5 shots, you were knocked to the ground and were slightly wounded. You complain that the reg in the server was terrible and that the bullet push was increased to a ridiculous 500% before you got up and escaped, reloading your M79 in the process.
Finally, you ran into the military - soldiers were everywhere, coming for you. You spammed your last three grenades as you retreated to a nearby house. You went up to the roof and jumped down, shooting your M79 at the same time, hoping that the explosion would propel you.
It didn't work quite as planned. Instead of launching yourself high into the sky, the M79 created a crater in the backyard of the house. You landed with a thud into the splattered mud. Realizing that escape was no longer possible, you threw away your M79, grabbed your Minimi, went out into the street and went all out, spraying your Minimi at the soldiers who are coming in all directions.
You finally ran out of ammo after firing 1000 rounds of lead, though you were expecting that you would have run out even sooner. You could vividly see "MASTA KILLA" in your vision. Rather than reload, you discarded the Minimi and took out the Flamethrower as a last resort. You performed a strange ritual, thinking that in doing so the power of blood would come into you. Counting 10 seconds in your head, you then charged at the soldiers in a last ditch of effort, roaring and shouting: "IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!!!" You thought you were invincible for 10 seconds, and you tried to burn as many soldiers as possible and scorching the entire city.
You were wrong.
You died, shot down by a Major with a Steyr Aug. You see red words appearing in your vision "Killed by Major". You cursed at yourself, wondering how you could have lost to a noob.
In your dying breath, you finally realized...
You're obsessed and mentally unsound.
You've become one of the violent video gamers.
You're a mass murderer.
You appeared everywhere in the news.
You became a legend in history.
But most of all, you realized...
You have just played too much Soldat.
One day, you met a friend in the shopping mall, who was carrying an object you want very much. You ask him to pass the object to you by dropping the object on the ground to allow you to pick it up. When he refuses to pass it to you, you punch him repeatedly, hoping to make him drop the object. After you've beat him to pulp with your fists and taking the object from his hands, you discovered with a horrible shock ; friendly fire is turned on!
In fear and desperation, you panicked as you try to look for a blue box whilst the "Bravo" cops are on their way. You also picked up green baskets of green apples and lime and threw them at the entrances, hoping that they'd explode just as the cops come or when they step on the fruits. Unfortunately, fruits don't explode, and you caught yourself in the middle of a situation of life and death against several cops surrounding you, with pistols in their hands. The cops command you to raise your hands, but instead, you tried to backflip over a shelf of cereals. You somehow succeeded, throwing the cops in confusion. You ran away as quickly as possible, grabbing a knife in the process.
A cop blocks your way, his pistol ready to fire. In a quick reflex, you throw your knife at him, stabbing it in his thigh. He groans in pain as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing out of his thigh, whilst you grasp the pistol from his hands and made your way out of the mall. You found a car unlocked with keys in the ignition, but you did not want to use the car because you thought that cars were just scenery. So, instead of using the car, you started bunny-hopping away as swiftly as possible. The cops requested for the SWAT team.
You somehow arrive at a military weapons cache. There, you found every weapon that is available in Soldat, including the XM214 Minigun. You decided not to take the XM214 Minigun out for a spin because it couldn't do damage. You thought you could only carry two items at once, so you threw away your pistol and knife to carry a M79 and a FN Minimi. You also carried five grenades and wore a bulletproof vest, and carried around a box containing a flamethrower just in case.
Just in time, the SWAT team arrived and surrounded you. Without hesitation, you pulled the trigger of the light machine gun, firing away and taking out many of them at once. You fled the compound, only to come face to face with a SWAT van arriving your way. You took out your M79 and fired at the van, destroying it completely, together with the other SWAT members inside. As you reloaded your M79, you noticed a SWAT member running towards you. You throw a grenade at his head, knocking him out before it blew up his body into pieces. As you wondered why the grenade didn't explode directly on impact, another SWAT member appeared. You concluded that the grenade did not explode on impact due to poor reg and you should throw it at the legs to make sure. Therefore, you threw a grenade at his feet. The SWAT guy did not notice the grenade, but he fired several rounds of his MP5 at you before he exploded into bits.
As a result of the MP5 shots, you were knocked to the ground and were slightly wounded. You complain that the reg in the server was terrible and that the bullet push was increased to a ridiculous 500% before you got up and escaped, reloading your M79 in the process.
Finally, you ran into the military - soldiers were everywhere, coming for you. You spammed your last three grenades as you retreated to a nearby house. You went up to the roof and jumped down, shooting your M79 at the same time, hoping that the explosion would propel you.
It didn't work quite as planned. Instead of launching yourself high into the sky, the M79 created a crater in the backyard of the house. You landed with a thud into the splattered mud. Realizing that escape was no longer possible, you threw away your M79, grabbed your Minimi, went out into the street and went all out, spraying your Minimi at the soldiers who are coming in all directions.
You finally ran out of ammo after firing 1000 rounds of lead, though you were expecting that you would have run out even sooner. You could vividly see "MASTA KILLA" in your vision. Rather than reload, you discarded the Minimi and took out the Flamethrower as a last resort. You performed a strange ritual, thinking that in doing so the power of blood would come into you. Counting 10 seconds in your head, you then charged at the soldiers in a last ditch of effort, roaring and shouting: "IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!!!" You thought you were invincible for 10 seconds, and you tried to burn as many soldiers as possible and scorching the entire city.
You were wrong.
You died, shot down by a Major with a Steyr Aug. You see red words appearing in your vision "Killed by Major". You cursed at yourself, wondering how you could have lost to a noob.
In your dying breath, you finally realized...
You're obsessed and mentally unsound.
You've become one of the violent video gamers.
You're a mass murderer.
You appeared everywhere in the news.
You became a legend in history.
But most of all, you realized...
You have just played too much Soldat.
that... was... just... awesome...