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Misc => The Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Frunkamunch on April 11, 2010, 10:19:59 am
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Well, it's been a while since one of these started up and died within the week.
you post what to do, and I'll try to make a few updates a day. No stupid suggestions.
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4485/22823026.jpg)
This is you. You have probably seen better days, most of which you can only assume came with a memory of who you are or how you had gotten to where you were.
This is not one of those days.
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6681/92578196.jpg)
okay go
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Clean that potty, it looks terrible.
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Then check in the mirror how do you look.
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And find yourself in a fight with a spoon.
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check for wizards in the next stall
always check for wizards
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And if you find one, make sure he doesnt have a goatee.
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Mmmmmh, the taste of goatees ...
Eat it.
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Clean that potty, it looks terrible.
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5094/59555789.jpg)
You cover up the offending areas with toilet paper. Good as new!
[Toilet Paper Roll] added to inventory.
Then check in the mirror how do you look.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6669/54825401.jpg)
That's odd, you don't seem to have a reflection at all. Maybe it's broken...
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Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.
Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth
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Drink some water from the tap.
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Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.
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Summon the dildo jinn, just rub the dildo.
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Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.
Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.
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ignore the mirror. walk outside and see what is there
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Masturbate to regenerate energy used for breaking the mirror.
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Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9843/99733515.jpg)
Huh. Curiouser and curiouser.
Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth
With what? You don't know where that dildo's been.
Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.
Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.
Those are faucets, dammit. But okay, here goes.
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9891/40621986.jpg)
UGUAAAAHHH!
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/233/69164289.jpg)
Nope, just plywood. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
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Check inventory.
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Oh fuck, nothing behind it.. just hurt our arm... Shieeet :D
Take a piece of the broken mirror, may be useful to cut something :]
And where did this bloody text came from?
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Bloody text > bloody fingers, see the bloody hand sign.
Okay you have just realised that something has gone VERY wrong. You can´t see your nice new hair nor your now turned red eyes that people are scared about. You look emo, your dildo isn´t tasty anymore and you ate the toiletpaper.
Yeah, go out and get some blood.
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No cmon, he's a ghost, not a vampire...
Cover your bloody hand with the toilet paper, try to open the door and walk out. If it's locked - look around.
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Ghosts don´t bleed you silly bone!
Toilets shouldn´t be locked, I hate locked toilets. Let it be a toilet that is not locked
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No cmon! Escape room games are funny!
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Check inventory.
Oh f**k, nothing behind it.. just hurt our arm... Shieeet :D
Take a piece of the broken mirror, may be useful to cut something :]
And where did this bloody text came from?
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7096/inventj.jpg)
I'll take three, just to be safe.
ignore the mirror. walk outside and see what is there
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8320/halll.jpg)
You take a few steps out of the door and...well, this is embarrassing.
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Put one arm outside the exit door and see whether your arm is burning. Just to be sure you are really a vampire AND NO GHOST.
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Hahhahahaha.... Laughed on the pic, then on Crusade :D :D :D
First of all check Man-Ladies, probably there's no one. Just to take some items to be safe in the future.
And crusade, what if it's night over there?
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Say "Oh GOD I'm Edward" then run over to the janitors mob and break the handle. Now with the sharp end stab through your sternum and into your right ventricle.
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and what LADY would piss on the toilet lid? :-S
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@Neosano: If it´s night you wait at the man-ladies room for the man in the icecream van. Respect for the man in the icecream van!
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Cover yourself with your blood, and go to the nearest coffee shop.
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What an idea. Order some irish coffee then, too
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OMG that's gonna be useful...
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Check if it really is embarrassing or did you really go in the proper toilet.
Turn around, check the environment.
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First of all check Man-Ladies, probably there's no one. Just to take some items to be safe in the future.
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1001/wholeroomperson.jpg)
It looks exactly the same as the other one. Man, talk about lazy design choices.
Put one arm outside the exit door and see whether your arm is burning. Just to be sure you are really a vampire AND NO GHOST.
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5720/sunc.jpg)
Whew, no burning. That's a relief.
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Rage.
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You appear to have the solar powered perk
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090427104500/fallout/images/thumb/2/21/Solar_Powered.png/120px-Solar_Powered.png)
You gain an additional 2 points to Strength when in direct sunlight, and slowly regenerate lost Health at a rate of 1 HP every 10 seconds. Unlike Night Person, which operates both indoors and out, this perk only operates outdoors. It is in effect between 6 AM and 6 PM.
You are in DC, are level 20(at least), and its 200 years after a nuclear war. What now?
Btw: Glass SHARD :O Irish Coffe :OOOOOOOOO
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Now walk outside and buy a cat that is able to do doorbell pranks. Fun
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After you pull you hand back inside, you turn around and are suddenly faced by the most gruesome sight you've ever encountered...
A kiki-kitty wearing a Chuck Norris mask!
What do you do?!
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Simply throw the cat you just bought in Chuck's face, and your cat will scratch him all over :]
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Put your head in the toilet and go for a dive, you are all dead and I am alive.
Maybe there'll be rats in the sewer that we can fight, and gain levels.
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Goddamnit
Take another toilet paper, go in the men toilet.. if it's is exactly the same - take a toilet paper too...
WHAT A PERVERTED SUN. DON'T LOOK AT MY HAND LIKE THIS!!!
oh and... before everything, roll a paper across the road to check if there are cars riding there, because you can miss some when you're in toilets.
From: April 11, 2010, 04:04:39 pm
btw if it's not a vampire - then it's a ghost. Try to walk through the wall!
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check out the building you were just in
by that i mean what does the front of the building look like and is there anyone else around
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check out the building you were just in
by that i mean what does the front of the building look like and is there anyone else around
Those bathrooms were getting boring anyway.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5656/restaurantv.jpg)
You circle back through the hall of horrors to the front of what appears to be a high class dining establishment. The maître d' behind the polished countertop does not seem to take any notice of you, despite your being the only customer present.
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Punch the Maître D' and see if he can notice me now! Lmfao
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Offer him a bottlecap [picked off the ground ???] and see if he responds.
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Use bloody glass shards to write "bloody glass shards" over "dollars and money" on the sign, use bloody glass shards to buy burger.
Should this fail, use bloody glass shards to buy the man's kidneys. Forcibly.
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Punch the Maître D' and see if he can notice me now! Lmfao
[Entering Vampire Assisted Targeting System]
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2726/vats.jpg)
Be more specific.
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Exit VATS and check for pokeballs in pocket.
Reenter VATS and go for the head if you don't find any pkmn [shouldn't there be an option to go for the neck?]
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Punch him in the face. Right in his nose. I wanna see if he can respond.
Also, I didn't understand your interface stuff. :(
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switch his nametag to the upright position.
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Exit VATS and check for pokeballs in pocket.
That's a brilliant idea!
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5087/pokeballs.jpg)
Reenter VATS and go for the head if you don't find any pkmn [shouldn't there be an option to go for the neck?]
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5969/vap.jpg)
Ooh, should have been watching those percentages. How does that even happen, anyway?
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Use bloody glass shards on torso, fill emptied inventory slot with cash register.
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Go for the head again! 75% is still favorable!!!
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Use the cash register to open his head and at the same time use his head to open the cash register
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Use bloody glass shards on torso, fill emptied inventory slot with cash register.
You equip the [Glass Shards]
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/835/equipt.jpg)
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3348/gripm.jpg)
Gripping the razor sharp bit of glass tightly, you feel ready to take on the world. The resulting blood loss dampens your spirits slightly, but your resolve remains strong.
Oh, wait.
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7375/bitec.jpg)
The Wild Cashier took advantage of your dicking around in menus to take a bite out of your arm. You didn't think time just stood still, did you?
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Quick! as he is biting your arm, cut open his jugular with the glass shard, then use the forceps, to remove his trachea.
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That'd be difficult; he's biting your weapon arm right now.
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The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.
From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pm
And after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD
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Headbutt.
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The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.
From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pm
And after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD
That's a wonderful idea, except..
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6769/bite2.jpg)
Headbutt.
Now we're talking.
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8528/buttt.jpg)
The force of the headbutt makes you black out for a second. All of the blood you've been losing lately probably helped, too.
When you come to a few moments later, there is no sign of the cashier.
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5386/cblood.jpg)
You do feel surprisingly better, though. It must have been those few seconds of rest.
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Say "Wtf?" and then search for Zombies in the store.
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Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.
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The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.
From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pm
And after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD
That's a wonderful idea, except..
"Error: cannot open menu while your arm is still getting bit off"
Boy, people these days ...can't multi-task for their lives ::)
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Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.
+1, also drink blood to regenerate HP.
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Theck for loot.
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Wait! you forgot something.
just a few minutes ago you woke up in the ladies 'room' with a dildo, something horrible could happen while you were asleep.
Check your pants to see if you have your pride with you!
Come'on damit, check if you are a man or a woman!
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Take a bite of out your other arm... better to have two wounds ;)
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pavliko, genius.
oh what to do what to do....
Look under the table, from another side.
Read those posters on the top.
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Noticed? The zombie lost his hat. Go back and get it, it looks cool.
You cannot kill zombies without a hat
Dont you know you cannot kill zombies without a hat?
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Take some hamburger and put it into your inventory !!!
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Hamburgers are out. Zombies like Hamburger <<< FLESH
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This hamburger place sucks, go to White Castle.
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To enter the White Castle you need to kill the ZombieTroll in the Big Black Forest. Head for the next BurgerKing to get your health back.
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HP: 5%
Might want to bandage your bleeding arm with [Toilet Paper] (+15 HP).
Not only to save yourself from bleeding to death, but also to get away from that weirdo that has been following your bloody trail all this time. Maybe it's a wizard who's been hiding in one of the stalls in ladies washroom... Go into the back room, put on a uniform and pretend to be a cashier.
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p.s. less randomness, people. Too much of it completely kills the story. Let's not ruin it like the "three-word-story".
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Drink blood, take money, take hamburger, take M1911 and 3 loaded clips from under desk. Go back out into the sun to regenerate. You are a reverse vampire!
Go exploring, but where to?
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@Shard: Read above xD
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No. He can do what I said after he does what Loner says, cus its obvious no one would really visit a restaurant with a CANNIBAL CASHIER!
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You need to know whether you are human by yourself to call someone cannibal.
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let's kill this thread with more grade A retardation
No it´s fun now gtfo
YOU ARE THE f**kING TUMOR
malignant, for clarity.
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No it´s fun now gtfo
@Horves edit: You can´t stand jokes and confound humor with tumor. Do not attempt to make this topic as unfunny as any other you post on.
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wtf no pics today???
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@Horves edit: You can´t stand jokes and confound humor with tumor. Do not attempt to make this topic as unfunny as any other you post on.
I can't really se the humour in your posts here either. Also posting 50 suggestions before a new pic is up is borderline spam.
Ontopic: Search for a weapon and leave the building.
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Chill. Just chill.
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Horve's right here...you really aren't funny. At all. Refer to the rule on the first post.
*edit* Shard too.
For future reference I don't have constant access to the computer I draw these on.
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masturbate toward your victory over the man
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Boy you got some sick mind there Thinkto XD
But might as well try.
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Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2920/urp.jpg)
Well, piss. I knew I shouldn't have invested all of my points into knitting and classical theatre.
+1, also drink blood to regenerate HP.
Good thing this place is covered in bendy straws...
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6549/strawd.jpg)
Plus, the blood. That's a nice touch too.
Wait! you forgot something.
just a few minutes ago you woke up in the ladies 'room' with a dildo, something horrible could happen while you were asleep.
Check your pants to see if you have your pride with you!
Come'on damit, check if you are a man or a woman!
Don't be silly, of cou-...
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/460/bandn.jpg)
Oh dear. Come to think of it, that dildo did seem strangely lifelike.
We should probably try to find a doctor soon to get reattached.
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Check your stats and the journal.
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Check if there are any noobs in the street so you can pickpocket them, and then increase your Thief level.
If not, then go search for a doctor, and say to him "Hey, I have lost the organ I use to urinate."
If you dont find any, then say "Dude.. I am like.. SO LOST!"
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You wake up without your dick with weird stitches all over your crotch and feel confused as hell.. wondering "did I mistake my dick for a dildo that was in my ass?" Well, the next step is easy... *selfkill*
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Find doctor, shank doctor, remove doctor's hands, and with the help of his medical texts, graft his hand into the *ahem* damaged region.
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op is lazy today D:
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Go and buy high heels.
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Take first opportunity to disguise self as a woman, then continue confusing and unguided quest for revenge/clarity/cake.
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Go and buy a white chihuahua dog
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NOOOOOOO OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Selfkill!
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Suicide is meaningless in a world of zombies. Go have some fun with a pumpgun or stuff
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Life without a dick is meaningless. Go selfkill!
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go to the hospital asap?
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To get in a fight with zombie nurses? No thanks
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No, idiots! Wounds are old, dick is dead already.
Put that band aid into your inventory and look again!
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No, idiots! Wounds are old, dick is dead already.
Put that band aid into your inventory and look again!
You're right. It's time to accept what has happened and move on.
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5822/tentoo.jpg)
Just grab the band-aid and-...
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7814/tent.jpg)
OH JESUS F██K
go to the hospital asap?
That's looking like a much better idea all of a sudden.
more to come when I get my drawing computer back. the best I can manage with a mouse is simple copy&edits.
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Test if it has its own consciousness or can you control it.
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OH SHI!
Btw it's much better than a dick :]
Now it's cash register time!
Wind your dick around the cash register and brake it! If it's not possible - smash it in wall.
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see if you can ram the tenticle up your anus
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see if you can ram the tenticle up your anus
I was thinking exactly the same thing.. o_O
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OH SHI!
Btw it's much better than a dick :]
Now it's cash register time!
Wind your dick around the cash register and brake it! If it's not possible - smash it in wall.
(http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=37943.0;attach=24642;image)
Totally worth it.
*edit: slightly modified version because i am ocd and clippy animation bothers me
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That was awesome. D:
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Okay, Okay NOW THAT is Epic....well.....erm....now that I think about it....*Cough* :-X
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Ah man, I did something like this way back in Freshman year with a friend. It involved bears and limousines and lighthouses and grenades. Oh yea. In the end, it turned to hell and involved things like Chuck Norris and Spiderman and a cyclops that didn't fit in. When someone mentions Chuck Norris, you know it's over.
So, this world is pretty abysmal. Since you have a flipping octopus crotch. Yes, eight pussies naturally. There must be something else abnormal around the world to have caused it.. or maybe you're just a raging science experiment/mutation on the loose that can't see his own reflection.
So, if this is an abnormal world, it needs to involve fissures that lead to hell or some place to "explain" the tentacle cock.
Or, some Nazi/Russian mad scientists (completely original, I know) are badass and have let you loose in America.
But you know, it all comes down to this: what would you do right now if you had a purple wang with suckers? Uuuuhhh . . . first of all, your crotch is now always bulging, tremendously, so "attempting to fit in" is completely out of the question in any circumstance. Wait a sec. You could "fit in" but now you look forever horny. BEATING AROUND BUSH, OKAY: GO ROB A BANK. MONEY IS VALEWBUL!
Or get sent to prison and stage an escape. That has potential.
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If the tentacle moves, use that sharp glass to kill it and make sure to stop the bleeding. And finaly look where the hell you are.
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I don't know, if it could be hidden under a bandaid, I think it's safe to say it'll be fairly inconspicuous.
Also, go outside, with no pants and without killing your tentacle. Ask someone where you can find a vending machine, tell them you have a dollar to spend.
Edit: with regard to blacksheepboy wondering about where this is going, really freaky version of District 9 to ensue?
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Try jerking it.
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I know where this is going. To hell actually, albeit some blah blah words that are catchy reading blogs makes me want to die. Especially blogs that are laughed at because the people are pathetic :< :< :<
what the fuck was that. anyway. go to a bowling alley, kill everyone, and use it as the "base of your operations"
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Frunk, I just saw a tentacle penis shoot out and destroy a cash register...
...and it was the coolest thing I've seen in a while. Wow.
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Totally worth it.
*edit: slightly modified version because i am ocd and clippy animation bothers me
You are magnificent.
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Go right
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Just.. awesome..
TOLD YOU! IT'S MUCH BETTER!
Don't forget to take this dollar. Also take some cash register parts - can be useful :-S
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Incredibly, your tentacle is very strong! Use it to throw cash register fragments at zombies!
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are you a pokemon?
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Try to ejaculate.
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Wow you are the third to say that
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Wow you are the third to say that
If you're referring to me, I'm wondering where are those 2.
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Try jerking it.
see if you can ram the tenticle up your anus
Last one is almost like jerking
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wonderful, would that be all?
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I suggest googling "ejaculation".
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Yeah that would be all
Damn I hope that Frank is working on the next picure.
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PERVERTS. :D
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Yarly. There's plenty of legit, sanitary uses for a crotch tentacle.
Riiiiight? Riiiiiiiiiiight?
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the japanese would be proud
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Tickle your tentacle; check the back room for ponies, whisper to the blind man without any features.
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masturbate toward your victory over the man
Try jerking it.
Try to ejaculate.
(http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=37943.0;attach=24648;image)
I feel so...dirty. PM ME FOR THE UNCENSORED VERSION*
Also, go outside, with no pants and without killing your tentacle. Ask someone where you can find a vending machine, tell them you have a dollar to spend.
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4707/vending.jpg)
Why go through all that trouble when there's one right in this room?
Think, people.
*not really you sick f██ks
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Now go right.
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YEAH! ANOTHER THING TO BRAKE!!!!
Wind your dick around this machine and brake it, take everything.
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Use dollar to purchase refreshing beverage.
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Use dollar to purchase refreshing beverage.
Why to spent $1 if you can just tentacle-own it?
edit: You didn't say about the results of the onanism :(
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Use dollar to purchase refreshing beverage.
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1363/lamb.png)
So many choices, so singular dollars.
edit: You didn't say about the results of the onanism :(
You can clearly see the results if you keep watching the image for 30 minutes. Be sure not to blink.
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Chery piss !!! :)
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Grog. Sounds the most... unpredictable.
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Either go with Grog or Lighter fluid. Nice pic Frunk, btw.
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Grog. Sounds the most... unpredictable.
Either go with Grog or Lighter fluid. Nice pic Frunk, btw.
The grogs have it.
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3694/grok.png)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4255/grok2.png)
Looks delicious.
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Not for human, but you aren't human so w/e. Also it's quite weird that you're using "penis" instead of hands to do that stuff.
Pour the Grog on the floor and watch what happens.
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Drink the grog. Your tentacle is grogian. You have grogian DNA. When you drink it your skin will shed an you will become an alien. Either that or you will go radioactive/see through stomach/grow more tentacles!
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Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.
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NOOOOOOOOO MY DOLLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Just do not drink it!
Btw, look at your arms.
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Don't be a pussy Frunk. Drink up.
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No! I don't want this story to end so fast!
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Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.
Him for example.
/me points at Neosano
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Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.
I like the cut of your jib.
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Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
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Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.
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Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.
Which is why you fools should have gone with a safe option like mud water or piss.
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Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.
And if he could survive that transformation, the lack of sea water might not make that much of a difference.
Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.
Which is why you fools should have gone with a safe option like mud water or piss.
Piss could be deadly. And mud water is dirty. Whereas what he drank was "unknown."
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pour it on your octopus tentaclez
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find japanese women!
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How the f*** did you put a dollar note into a vending machine anyway?
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With his tentacle dick, duh.
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Why waste one beautiful dollar for some grog if you can have EVERYTHING? Just destroy this shi-
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Why do you use your tentacle as a 3rd arm?
Aren't you afraid of letting it get too close to your mouth?
Anyway try to see what can your '3rd arm' do, try doing magic fireballs...
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find japanese women!
This.
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find japanese women!
This.
in4b tentacles or penis demons.
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Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.
I like the cut of your jib.
What he said.
Now go right.
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9704/plot.png)
You head out the door into the great outside. Any resemblance it bears to the first Google images result for "parking lot" is purely coincidental and not related in any way to that fact that my drawing computer is out of commission and I didn't feel like scribbling one out with a mouse.
Also, things I cannot draw #218: Cars
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Check for zombies around. If you don't find any, check the car seats. Including the place where you keep large stuff (forgot the name, ffs.).
Check if you can start the car, and if you can, go to the closest gas station to BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! =D=D=D=D
Joke. Go fill your tank. :)
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No, seriously, have some fun and blow the station up. SERIOUSLY!
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Basically, do something that's worthy of news attention if "simply existing" isn't already enough.
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Use tentacle, jack car.
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Check if you can start the car, and if you can, go to the closest gas station to BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! =D=D=D=D
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4435/careb.png)
It's locked. Like, with a lock. Someone clearly planned ahead.
Joke. Go fill your tank. :)
Now, what could I possibly want to put in the tank?
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Puke into it, there must be enough grog in our stomach that it will have a (possibly) positive status effect on the car.
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God damn it. I see we have an obstacle.
Use your freaking tentacle to blow the lock up, since it's freakingly strong.
Start the car, go to the nearest gas station, and fill the tank with gasoline.
Or maybe just blow the freaking place up. Souns much more cool.
DC, puking at the tank would be quite desgusting.
I would absolutely LOVE to see that, though. Puke! Puke! Puke! :P
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Hey it looks like the idiot with the lock didn't actually snap the lock shut.
Take the lock off and hax the car.
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it's through the handle. blame ms paint.
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(S)earch the area again, maybe there's a hidden car [ ??? ] nearby.
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The answer is near, dear Padawan.
In the car tank, puke should you.
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TP the car
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Your glass breaking skill should've levelled up after breaking the mirror. Try breaking the car window.
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okay so I'm going camping this weekend. no updates for a couple days.
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FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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FFFFFFUUUUU- indeed!
Hmmm, how about you look at the car's other door? XD
Thought of that, Einstein?
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This is probably the beginning of a quest. I'm sure we'll find the key to the lock at a nearby dungeon.
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Since we still have the grog pour that in. Then break the lock with your tentacle. Get some guns. God knows whats out there.
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God is out there. Get some demonic upgrades for your tentacle or you won´t finish him in the end. God was responsible for the death of your mother, he´s the big boss (didn´t you watch the trailer of this movie?)
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Your glass breaking skill should've levelled up after breaking the mirror. Try breaking the car window.
No thanks, I still have bad memories after the mirror incident. I've lacerated 2 of my 3 working limbs already. And tentacle or not, this is still my dick on the line here.
Since we still have the grog pour that in.
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7826/fillercopy.png)
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9704/plot.png)
Well, that was a waste of perfectly good grog.
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3227/carsplod.png)
...Aaaand a perfectly good car...
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Search for loot and
victims people who noticed the explosion.
Also, check the trashcan.
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LMFAO.
Okay, let's think seriously.
Search for a black box, or clues in the area where the car exloded, Sherlock.
Why don't you use our arms instead of your tentacle/dick to pour Grog ?
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We use thentacle because tentacle is the s**t :P
Search for victims or try to kill that sun!
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Call a cab.
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Search for a black box, or clues in the area where the car exloded, Sherlock.
Why would he want a black box if he knows exactly what caused the car to explode? ;O
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Why don't you use our arms instead of your tentacle/dick to pour Grog ?
Whatever the reason is, it probably has nothing to do with the fact that tentacles are easier to draw. No sir.
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That makes tentacle more handy than hands themselves...
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try to kill that sun!
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7339/throwcancopy.png)
DIE, YOU INCANDESCENT TYRANT.
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/497/throwfailcopy.png)
One day, sun.
One day.
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You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to throw it on the ground and make it ricochet up into the sun.
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[...] You're supposed to throw it on the ground and make it ricochet up into the sun.
Gravity sends some regards. :P
Forget the Sun. Your target is a building which has people in it.
Go search for one.
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Open the console and type /1337. Lets see what happens!
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Better the grog blew up the car then you. As for the sun, this is why we need a Davey Crocket (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))....
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Better the grog blew up the car then you.
Haha, good point.
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Open the console and type /1337. Lets see what happens!
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/228/whatp.gif)
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Wow, type "grow_next_tentacle"
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Now that we know that there is a console try different commands *points towards Gizd idea*
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Oh, a console.
/ban DarkCrusade
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:DDDDDDDD
IDIOTS! ALWAYS READ MANUALS!
/h
From: April 19, 2010, 05:15:58 pm
btw ask "Are you linux?"
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do player.additem weapdaveycrocket 1. oh yeah and additem spikedtentaclecap 1
DO IT!
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what a responsive console...
Could it be SHODAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9qwLlBB25Y&feature=PlayList&p=2844539D3B3CBCE6&index=16&playnext=17&playnext_from=PL#t=0m40s)?
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Wow, type "grow_next_tentacle"
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5553/loopb.gif)
Uh oh.
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6084/loot.gif)
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Grey Goo has a nemesis now.
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Cut your tentacles' energy source with some piece of glass, or w/e.
Stop that, and then check the results.
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Fractal tentacles!?
So, what, the newest ones will be infinitely small?
So, what, they'll be infinitely sharp?
So, what, we can cut through anything we want?
Try cutting into the vending machine.
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ent_fire npc_darkcrusade ignite indefinite
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ent_fire npc_darkcrusade ignite indefinite
I understood that :(
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Cut your tentacles' energy source with some piece of glass, or w/e.
Stop that, and then check the results.
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5237/cuttentacle.png)
This could come in handy.
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6017/inventory2.png)
[Infinitely sharp fractal tentacle chunk] added in inventory.
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Thank God you used your hands instead of your tentacle to cut your... Tentacle.
Now, FFS, go search for some one!!!
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[Infinitely sharp fractal tentacle chunk] added in inventory.
f**k yeah.
Hollow out the center so it can be wielded like a finger puppet, without infinite hand laceration.
Then cut a hole in the vending machine and add grog to inventory.
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Can you cuddle with your tentacle for a moment; whisper softly into its ear? Has that ever crossed your mind? Maybe it is very lonely and wants more physical contact.
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(http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=37943.0;attach=24648;image)
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Stiffen your tentacle into a spring and try jumping around.
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f**k yeah.
Hollow out the center so it can be wielded like a finger puppet, without infinite hand laceration.
Then cut a hole in the vending machine and add grog to inventory.
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8145/equippedtentacle.png)
Dual wielding, b***hes.
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Look around.
Are there people? Police sirens? Birds?
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Check for something to try your new tentacle and see if it works like the other one
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Eat some of the tentacle and see if you turn into a prawn
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Eat some of the tentacle and see if you turn into a prawn
Why prawn?
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Hair|Trigger, you're prawn...
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look for cat food first, in case you do turn into prawn
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Look around.
Are there people? Police sirens? Birds?
Worse.
(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5771/mhmmx.png)
POLICE BIRDS.
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Dinner time
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Hollow out the center police bird so it can be wielded like a hand puppet.
And put it on the remaining normal-looking hand.
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Use the glass as a lens and set the bird on fire with the help of your nemesis, the sun.
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Use the glass as a lens and set the bird on fire with the help of your nemesis, the sun.
Not gonna work since the glass is flat. :S
Instead you could try to throw the bird into the sun... the way I suggested before.
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to throw it on the ground and make it ricochet up into the sun.
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Throw the bird in the sun
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Ask the Officer about the time
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Dare him to handcuff you.
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The edges are sharp, they could work as a prism/lense.
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The edges are sharp, they could work as a prism/lense.
Science fail of the month.
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Ignore your fractal tentacle finger.
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flip the bird to the bird
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console:
change bird to dog
police dogs are useful.
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Get the police bird. It should be fat enough like other cops, so you can eat it as KFC
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flip the bird to the bird
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8462/flippingthebird.png)
F██K THA POLICE
COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8496/policebirdclose.png)
The trained officer admirably retains his composure, but you can tell that your disdainful display of derision has displeased him dramatically.
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Rip off part of your tentacles and throw it at him.
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Show the other hand's finger to him. Let's see if he can communicate to us. Muahaha.
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Approach the fool, waving your arms together and apart vertically and chanting "wacka wacka wacka" in an imitation of pac-man.
Being careful, of course, not to cut yourself on the fractal tentacle.
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ask him if he wants to hang around with you and have some fun together as good friends
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Offer him some KFC or a trip to go clay shooting.
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Offer him a donut.
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Get near him and take him with the tentacle to eat him!
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Ask him whether he likes fried chicken
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Show the other hand's finger to him. Let's see if he can communicate to us. Muahaha.
I'll just put the fractacle back on when I'm done...
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5712/flippingtheotherbird.png)
WHAT NOW COPPER?
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3888/policebirdcloser.png)
The police bird is now visibly angered by the taunting. He clearly won't be able to maintain his professional cool much longer.
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Steal the birds hat
oh yeah and run like hell
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Pretend you're Ozzy and bite the bird's head off.
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Pretend you're Ozzy and bite the bird's head off.
That was a bat. Are bats birds? I dont know, I think their mammals.
Bite his neck so you can have an undead flying minion. We are a reverse vampire right?
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Pretend you're Ozzy and bite the bird's head off.
That was a bat. Are bats birds? I dont know, I think their mammals.
Actually one time Ozzy was about to sign a record deal with this studio guy who had a pet parakeet. Ozzy was all stoned/drunk/whatever, and he ripped it out of his cage, bit the head off, and spit it out. Then looked all "what's wrong dude?" Needless to say, he didn't get the record deal.
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Turn your back to him, slide down your pants, and give him the scare of his life.
+Both birds.
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Are bats birds? I dont know, I think their mammals.
No, they're actually bugs. I remember reading a comic strip that addressed this issue specifically.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/palacepuppy/Cartoons-MARK%20WITH%20X%20WHEN%20USED/bats1b.jpg)
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You are naked.
Taunt some more.
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Fry him, I'm hungry. Turn it into KFC
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it's a seagull there is no meat on it it would taste like crap where are you all getting this kfc stuff from
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there is only one thing left to show to the bird
whip it out and prepare yourself for the ninth plane of torment
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it's a seagull there is no meat on it it would taste like crap where are you all getting this kfc stuff from
Kentucky Fried C-gull.
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Bite him. Seems the better option till now.
If he says "Dude, wtf ?", you just say "Oh, thought you were a chicken", and start laughing at his chicken-face :)
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You are naked.
Taunt some more.
there is only one thing left to show to the bird
whip it out and prepare yourself for the ninth plane of torment
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/183/flippingthefinalstraw.png)
OH SNAP PIGGY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU?
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3005/policebirdclosest.png)
Uh oh.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8660/aargh.png)
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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Lmao!!
Spit it it!!
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Wait until it almost is in short attack range and stab it with glass shards equipped to both your hands and your tentacle 3 times at once. Third time is a charm
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> Set player psionic level = 23
> Destroy police bird_
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Put it in your inventory.
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Equip glass shard....
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It's got a big friggin' beak, buddy, and BEAK > TENTACLES, so...
RUN LIKE LARA CROFT WOULD FROM A GIANT BOULDER!!!
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Equip glass shard....
That's the spirit. Stand and fight!
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/835/equipt.jpg)
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3348/gripm.jpg)
Just pause the game, equip the shard, and...
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9957/bite3.png)
GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
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Common sense says dont headbutt it, the reinforcements could arrive soon.
What the fuck am i saying, HEADBUTT IT!
Also, later use identify on the glass shards, they are from a mirror you brok-
OH SHI-
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Squash it with your mighty tentacle...
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chokehold the bird in position with your tentacock and stab it in the eyes
you know you want those shades
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Bite it.
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Do the hokey pokey.
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you know you want those shades
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Equip glass shard....
That's the spirit. Stand and fight!
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/835/equipt.jpg
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3348/gripm.jpg
Just pause the game, equip the shard, and...
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9957/bite3.png
GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
Look at the pics! It bites your left hand, and glass shards are in right hand.
CUT THESE DAMN EYES OFF!
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That son of a bitch looks possessed.
Go Constantine on his ass.
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Headbutt.
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Disembowel it, add intestines to inventory for rope. Sell the rest to a KFC.
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IT IS A SEAGULL NOT A CHICKEN
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ITS STEVEN SEAGULL
HIDE
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ITS STEVEN SEAGULL
HIDE
hah!
chokehold the bird in position with your tentacock and stab it in the eyes
you know you want those shades
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If it is a bird, then why the Hell did it bit your arm, instead of poking it ?
God..
Kill the bird with some glass you have.
Rip his head off his neck.
I wanna see some blood.
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1. Look around for some alka seltzer.
2. When conveniently found, forcibly feed into seagull
3. ???
4. Profit! (seagull explodes like a piñata with money inside)
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Oor rice.
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This game has extremely low FPS.
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yeah, I'm kind of busy right now with exams. I'll get back to it in a week or so.
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GET IT OFF! GETIT OFF! GETITOFF!
Berndhof
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chokehold the bird in position with your tentacock
Displaying surprising presence of mind for someone in the process of having their arm torn open, you quickly grab the hell-fowl and hoist it away to a safer distance.
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8332/fdgdfkj.png)
Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to make it release your arm.
This can't possibly be healthy.
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Smash the police bird on the ground until it is either unconscious or dead, then hack the script and replace your arm! after that, look around for a good Asian restaurant, and order some calamari.
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Keep smashing the bird until it dies and wait, maybe a tentacle will grow on your arm like it did before.
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Rip off bird's right wing and attach it to yourself instead of the lost arm.
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Rip off bird's right wing and attach it to yourself instead of the lost arm.
THIS.
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and why the hell would you need a wing? ONE WING.
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and why the hell would you need a wing? ONE WING.
Because its Bad**s?
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Ever played Final Fantasy Neosano?
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Nope, I didn't :-S Better cut off another wing and your second arm, so you can FLY :D
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Nope, I didn't :-S Better cut off another wing and your second arm, so you can FLY :D
OR, use the birds digestive acids to glue your hand back on, then glue BOTH wings onto your back.
Ta-da!
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OR, use the birds digestive acids to glue your hand back on, then glue BOTH wings onto your back.
Ta-da!
Also equip the pecker!
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Rip off bird's right wing and attach it to yourself instead of the lost arm.
THIS.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2595/86193706.png)
This is so stupid.
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7314/54992334.png)
And yet it fits so perfectly.
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Try to fly. I hope you fall and break your head :P
Go find a mirror. We haven't discovered what the f* you are yet.
Also, find zombies. Always remember to find zombies.
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DO A BARREL ROLL! (evade his attack)
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Try to fly. I hope you fall and break your head :P
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1564/derp.gif)
LOOKIT MUM I'M A BIRDY
MUM WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING
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Now that you have a wing, you're finally able to fly up to the sun and punch it in the face... maybe
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Now that you have a wing, you're finally able to fly up to the sun and punch it in the face... maybe
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/@av-cat-punch.gif)
Dont be Icarus....Find something to put steel tips on yor wings, or glass. Dpends on whether your light or heavy armor skill is higher.
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Go to the nearest bar and be a wingman to a random guy.
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[epic derps]
LOOKIT MUM I'M A BIRDY
MUM WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING
I lol'd so hard at this.
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Search the police bird for any remaining items
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Or do what DC said, do something with the beak.
Hmmm, does this game have item merging features?
Thinking what I'm thinking here, anybody?
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Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.
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Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.
I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.
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I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.
Ditto.
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Consume the Police Bird with your tentacock.
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Search the police bird for any remaining items
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5470/40222866.png)
Looks like this city has gone...
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1340/57792693.png)
...To the birds.
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2529/glass.png)
[1 liner sunglasses] equipped.
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Get off your glasses - after you use it for one hour straight - and see if you can shoot a laser through your eyes :P Lmao.
Go search zombies! God.
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Go search zombies! God.
stop making lame random-ass suggestions. god.
this means everyone. repeating your unfunny non sequiturs does not magically bestow them with humor.
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Still. Zombies rule all.
Search for people to see if they can only see your glasses. Or your tentacle.
If they can't, shout at them. We should expect a funny reaction.
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Edit: shove the dildo into the bird's mouth and leave the scene. leave a mark for the other birds to see
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Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.
Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures :)
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Or just fucking huff it already, and move your scrawny ass to the next level...
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Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.
Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures :)
Hey, look over there! A convenient plot device!
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2033/glass4.png)
Taxi! Hey! Hey, taxi!
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5796/glass5.png)
Oh, come on.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6172/glass32.png)
GOLLY I WONDER WHAT ASPECT OF MY APPEARANCE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE INSPIRED THIS SHOCKING RESPONSE
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Guess you're pretty ugly then. :P
Enter that building and search for people.
Find a cheeseburger; you must be hungry :O
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Check to see if your fly is unziped, you know that tentacle can be rater disturbing.
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Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...
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Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...
A couple of Italian lesbians with a fetish for tentacles? O_O
Would make things interesting, at least for me....
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Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...
A couple of Italian lesbians with a fetish for tentacles? O_O
Would make things interesting, at least for me....
No, a hentai girl, obviously. Lol, epci tentacle fetish.
Hide the tentacle or try to rotate it and fly, like a helicopter.
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Hide the tentacle or try to rotate it and fly, like a helicopter.
(http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=37943.0;attach=25027;image)
This.
IS.
SO.
STUPID.
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Did that do anything to further the plot?
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Start flapping your wing as well and find a building to fly into.
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Yeah, we demand more plot. :| Too many abilities.
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Did that do anything to further the plot?
you mean aside from now being able to fly, no. no it does not.
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Did that do anything to further the plot?
you mean aside from now being able to fly, no. no it does not.
AH! okay, you didn't show if it was actually flying or not.
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Fly up and look at surroundings, maybe you'll find something interesting.
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Look for
victims people
Or try to kill the sun again
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The sun must wait. We need some icetea to cool it down a bit and yet we haven't found a supermarket. Explore the city from the sky.
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Yeah go somewhere, I want to know what city it is.
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I'm pretty sure his tentacle got twisted and he fell. At least that's what it looks like to me.
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Eat the rest of the bird for sustenance.
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Smear yourself with the birds blood, make some cave art like pictures on yourself.
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C'mon fly already. Use your wing hand as a tail rotor or something.
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busy busy busy
this thread is in cryogenics again
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A wild pikachu appears.
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busy busy busy
this thread is in cryogenics again
This game hangs up more than Windows...
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I'm thinking of stealing the idea someday (maybe soon, when I get motivation to draw again). :P
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*Takes out cartridge*
*blows on it*
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*GAME RESET*
so due to my computer crashing along with the files I was using to make this, I'm starting a new one. Tentacock Von Birdslapper might live to bleed another day, but for now...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/381/28648713.png)
Here stands the King, lord of all He espies.
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5781/39872238.png)
The King is getting kind of bored up here, to be honest.
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It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.
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If he leaves his post of all-seeing, he would lose his lordship status. So you know what, I say that there's an earthquake that crumbles his mountain of I-see-everything-ness.
It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.
Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.
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Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.
In the poppy fields he notices a birdcop examining his opium.
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Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.
In the poppy fields he notices a birdcop examining his opium.
Haha, yes. But the opium kinda makes it dark and s**tfaced all over again. And we don't want that. Replace the opium with weed.
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It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5295/71213905.png)
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1310/66719389.png)
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2333/29890739.png)
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5975/57371607.png)
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5678/96710216.png)
So...poppy fields, huh? That's something, I guess.
*edit* Also just to clarify you guys are making suggestions for what he should do. Not "so then this thing happens to the environment and he reacts like this, which causes this specific thing to occur".
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See if you can make opium from those poppies.(i.e. It's harvesting season!)
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Poppy. Opium. I didn't just make the connection.
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Poppy. Opium. I didn't just make the connection.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_poppy
"Opium poppy, Papaver somniferum, is the species of plant from which opium and poppy seeds are extracted."
^ There you go.
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See if you can make opium from those poppies.(i.e. It's harvesting season!)
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7137/savel.gif)
Pssh, those poppies CLEARLY still have their petals. The pods aren't even VISIBLE, let alone the proper shade of green! Do you know NOTHING about opium extraction?
Besides, the King has people for that.
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Take a quick look around the poppy fields and then leave the area; there's nothing interesting around here.
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Take a quick look around the poppy fields and then leave the area; there's nothing interesting around here.
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5883/84606088.png)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/663/22996524.png)
Nope, nothing but poppies as far the eye can see.
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5904/52434160.png)
Down the path it is, then.
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Fall asleep in a field of poppies
I don't know what you'll wake up to
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Not exactly poppies as far as the eye can see; maybe that club you saw earlier has something happening!
Wait, nvm, he probably never noticed it. Just go down the path all the way then.
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Yeah, keep following the path.
And check your inventory.
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Run until you see something, or you get tired
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Dig out the mountain
or
Go to the club
or
Try to fly. ( how did he get up there? And why he is still alive after the fall?)
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Fall asleep in a field of poppies
I don't know what you'll wake up to
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9319/82577891.png)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8485/25662889.png)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1892/70751519.png)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1192/40120675.png)
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4839/86934853.png)
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8886/73507838.png)
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7264/81663978.png)
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Check if you still have your wallet! D:
Wait... do you even have pockets? or clothes...
*gasp* the crown is gone on the last picture
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you trip over and your mouth falls on a dick
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get pissed that someone took your crown, then go down that path to look for it
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Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?
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Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?
Eh, we don't come up with the environment, the author does.
Look for any clues (Like foot prints) of passer-by's.
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Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?
Eh, we don't come up with the environment, the author does.
Look for any clues (Like foot prints) of passer-by's.
Look at the 10th picture, I wasn't making it up :P
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you trip over and your mouth falls on a dick
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8798/endb.gif)
*edit*
Check if you still have your wallet! D:
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6318/wallet.gif)
Yep, wallet's fine. Why wouldn't it be?
*gasp* the crown is gone
Wait, what?
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/228/whatp.gif)
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4990/pound.gif)
There go half his distinguishing features...
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he decides to become a whore and gives out free handjobs to anyone who might know who the fuck took his crown
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Just order people to make a new crown for you.
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Make a crown out of bones so you like hardcore, then go on a quest to find those evil basterds who took your crown. IT ASS KICKING TIME!
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Make a crown out of the poppy flowers to make a temporary replacement.
Search for the original crown.
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Look for foxconn, he will make a new crown. He know how to do it.
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he decides to become a wh*** and gives out free handjobs to anyone who might know who the f**k took his crown
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7189/agh.gif)
this is non-canon you guys. OR IS IT
Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8036/46556732.png)
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Frunka...
Look for foxconn, he will make a new crown. He know how to do it.
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Try to open the door.
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read text on the sign. Look at the sign from another side. ( Just turn it)
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Read the small letters
If it's not interesting break the window and go in
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Try and find a cap instead.
(http://www.freewebs.com/nelsonhr/HomestarRunnerClearStix.jpg)
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break the window with your ball sack
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break the window with your ball sack
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3160/bals.gif)
read text on the sign. Look at the sign from another side. ( Just turn it)
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7972/42870690.png)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7298/13074635.png)
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7331/21294102.png)
SON OF A BITCH NOT AGAIN
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Kick the door of the nudebar in and go in screaming like a
wimpy faggot brave barbarian.
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See what the freak you have left.
Maybe, if you have clothes, you can undress them at a strip-club to win some cash.
:O
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Is it just me, or one of the people at nude bar is actually smiluu?
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evacuate your bowels
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Getting the shit beat out of you. Again. I doubt this is a new story. This story will meld into the first story. Somehow.
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Screw the thieves(for now). Check your inventory, then go inside the bar and drown your sorrows there. Heck, if you're lucky you may just find what you've lost.
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-Hijack a motorcycle from the club, and chase them
-Run after them
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See what the freak you have left.
Check your inventory
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8384/inventp.gif)
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first check dignity level. if not available, take a personality test online. then we'll take the next step from there.
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Set the date of the inventory back to June 11th and get all of your items back.
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They didnt steal your inventory but everything else was stolen.
Also, what are you wearing?
Get some decent clothes.
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Check manhood.
Also, get in the bar.
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Enough checking things...
It's time for some action, break into that nudebar and start fucking people up.
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>:(
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get raped
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Take something like rocks or anything to check how does GUI in inventory look, maybe it will help somehow.
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Screw the thieves(for now). Check your inventory, then go inside the bar
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6875/barsofar.png)
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Learn how to make a new facial expression.
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Learn how to make a new facial expression.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6180/15971978.png)
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Scare someone with that freaking face of yours.
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Scare someone with that freaking face of yours.
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4269/ccdadwaspsohno1.png)
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10 green bottles, lying around the bar.
10 green bottles, lying around the bar.
And there's one green bottle,
which is broken on the ground.
So there were 11 green bottles, right before you came.
Grab one of the filled bottles standing at the back and stare at it with your scary face.
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saw the table in half and put it together to make a hole
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Smash the remaining bottles in the bar, and, using nothing but the remaining shards and your own semen, craft yourself a new crown. Make Macgyver jealous.
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Smash the bottle on the table, to the tablecorner making yourself a weapon. Go rob someone
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Smash the bottle on the table, to the tablecorner making yourself a weapon.
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5986/17041979.png)
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2893/17230537.png)
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4707/81569792.png)
<Broadsword> added to inventory.
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Use the awesome sword to shave your beard
Go find the dudes who did this to you. They shall taste our revenge!
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eat more spinach
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Chest hair.
Grow it for more manliness.
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Look at the opposite corner of the bar.
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Try to chop nice slices of a banana with the new weapon.