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Title: 1 wish
Post by: Gizd on April 17, 2010, 03:02:56 pm
Let's say you've been accidentally given moderator on these forums. You can do only 1 thing before you get demodded. What would you do?


I'd ban DarkCrusade!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: echo_trail on April 17, 2010, 03:06:38 pm
Moderators can't ban per default.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 17, 2010, 03:13:22 pm
How good for me that dreams always get shot down.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Horve on April 17, 2010, 03:22:04 pm
Let's say you've been accidentally given moderator on these forums. You can do only 1 thing before you get demodded. What would you do?


I'd ban DarkCrusade!

Spot on
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Espadon on April 17, 2010, 03:32:45 pm
I'd ban Australia
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Post by: Neosano on April 17, 2010, 03:34:15 pm
If I was an admin I'd ban all admins and become the only admin.
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Post by: DarkCrusade on April 17, 2010, 03:37:15 pm
I´d sticky this thread.
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Post by: -Skykanden- on April 17, 2010, 03:56:25 pm
I would wake up
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Post by: Grimbad on April 17, 2010, 04:37:28 pm
Re-order the forums with a supermarket efficiency bent: put general discussion at the bottom with the Lounge, and put mapping, modding, and clans at the top. Just like putting milk at the back of a supermarket and candy bars up front. More attention goes to the little things.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: demoniac93 on April 17, 2010, 05:28:17 pm
I'd go on a quick banning rampage.
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Post by: Fireman on April 17, 2010, 05:28:36 pm
That Enesce would add less shitty features and update/fix bugs. ( or whoever is doing something )
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Post by: Centurion on April 17, 2010, 06:01:48 pm
I would disable the board.

Unfortunately Moderators can't. :S
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Post by: Blue-ninja on April 17, 2010, 06:31:43 pm
Post in the Sin Bin
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Post by: iDante on April 17, 2010, 06:50:03 pm
Post in the Sin Bin
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Post by: Thinkto urself on April 17, 2010, 07:27:14 pm
put dicks in foxconn's avatar and make it unchangeable
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Post by: Hair|Trigger on April 17, 2010, 07:47:57 pm
Make an animated sig
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Post by: Espadon on April 17, 2010, 08:02:31 pm
put dicks in foxconn's avatar and make it unchangeable

I wish that OmgPeniss guy was still around.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Old Valiken on April 17, 2010, 08:13:34 pm
I'd ban Australia
you are a moderator... why dont you just do it? do us all a favor... well not the aussies...

o and i think i'd change the website to really obnoxious, seizure-giving colors.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 17, 2010, 08:39:57 pm
if the silly den still existed, I'd post a screen of it. Then, valiken, you would have your 'seizure-giving color' need satisfied. It also had very scary 'clown is gonna rape your children' music at one point looped in the background. oh ya.

hm, on the moderator note: I'd add some crazy song looped in the background to the forums. Those are always fun.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Graham on April 17, 2010, 11:36:05 pm
Suck up to bricks so I can get admin and not be useful at all.
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Post by: SadistAtHeart on April 18, 2010, 12:20:07 am
if the silly den still existed, I'd post a screen of it. Then, valiken, you would have your 'seizure-giving color' need satisfied. It also had very scary 'clown is gonna rape your children' music at one point looped in the background. oh ya.

Hohoho boy, if only you knew.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/3309p3d.jpg)
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 18, 2010, 12:24:29 am
The Silly Den has infiltrated everything! NOOO :o :o :o
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Post by: DarkCrusade on April 18, 2010, 12:36:54 am
Oh man, why´d you want to ban Black?
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: SadistAtHeart on April 18, 2010, 12:57:47 am
Not me, but rather our undead shadow emperor, DNA.styx. Three people died in that thread, so we had to band together and seal him in a stone coffin, which now lies at the floor of the Pacific ocean.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 18, 2010, 01:02:31 am
Yeah, coffins and water work well together
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blue-ninja on April 18, 2010, 01:21:40 am
Actually, I'd be a mod just so I could read the boards up there
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on April 18, 2010, 01:35:36 am
I'd remove the freaking clan tag from my nickname.

(Incidentally, if anyone with that power wants to hook me up, that would be FANTASTIC.)
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 18, 2010, 01:54:48 am
Oh man, why´d you want to ban Black?

Hurp durp? Either I'm missing a joke, or it isn't a joke and now I am deathly curious.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 18, 2010, 01:57:29 am
Check the last post at the section above my fanclub.
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Post by: SadistAtHeart on April 18, 2010, 02:16:01 am
Hurp durp? Either I'm missing a joke, or it isn't a joke and now I am deathly curious.

it's a fake and a joke

you guys are bad at this
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 18, 2010, 02:17:40 am
Sadist I knew it why couldn´t you see
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: pavliko on April 18, 2010, 02:36:58 am
I would stop the anime avatar rampage.
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Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on April 18, 2010, 02:56:22 am
...says the guy with an anime avatar.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: pavliko on April 18, 2010, 02:57:06 am
...says the guy with an anime avatar.
double that!

And my avatar is not anime ! ^__^
Know the differences!
Anyway haven't you notice how all the forums are getting slowly consumed by anime avatars?
So my friend, that is what I want to stop!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 18, 2010, 03:01:45 am
Kay, just educated myself on some SF history, aka being bored. I've been here for 1/3 of this place's age considering Soldat started in 2001 [shrug] not that it means anything.

So, knowing some history, a lot of the "foundational peoples" are gone. Little did I know. Eh, whateva'
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 18, 2010, 03:14:03 am
I would change my nick to 'FoxconN^^' and demod myself.

That is all i want. I dont want to be an assfucking mod or admin. Because i want to be just a veteran.


PS
Thinkto, Horve and Smiluu are twats.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on April 18, 2010, 03:20:11 am
And my avatar is not anime ! ^__^
Know the differences!

Oh sure, it may not be from a specific show or whatever, but the angular face, the exaggerated mouth and eyes, and the hair art all point to it being an "anime" style of drawing.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blue-ninja on April 18, 2010, 03:22:33 am
I would stop the anime avatar rampage.

Leave my hentai avatar alone
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 18, 2010, 03:41:17 am
Leave my hentai avatar alone

no

edit:

actually, looking back upon the history of SF, I realize that I've had some pretty bad "I'm a big twat" moments, or some awful "I'm all that and a bag of chips" moments. oh well, 'nuf 'bout me.

I would still add some awful carnival/ice-cream-truck music to the forums if I was mod/admin for one day.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 18, 2010, 03:48:41 am
Leave my hentai avatar alone

no

Leave alone his anime smexeh japan stuff called hentai avatar.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: PANZERCATWAGON on April 18, 2010, 09:33:15 am
i would eat as many chicken patties as i could
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: echo_trail on April 18, 2010, 10:48:34 am
if the silly den still existed, I'd post a screen of it. Then, valiken, you would have your 'seizure-giving color' need satisfied. It also had very scary 'clown is gonna rape your children' music at one point looped in the background. oh ya.

Hohoho boy, if only you knew.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/3309p3d.jpg)

Hahah, you fucker! I was gonna go see what styx wrote!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Swompie on April 18, 2010, 01:49:56 pm
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 18, 2010, 03:06:06 pm
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assfuck!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Horve on April 18, 2010, 05:02:50 pm
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assf**k!

is it in yet?
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: jrgp on April 18, 2010, 05:17:04 pm
Suck up to bricks so I can get admin and not be useful at all.

Low blow :P
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: croat1gamer on April 18, 2010, 05:19:41 pm
@ Foxcon- Kid, you forgot to mention panzy.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Thinkto urself on April 19, 2010, 12:01:37 am
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assf**k!
you're still dumber than the 2 hobos that live on my street corner begging for coffee
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 19, 2010, 03:24:03 am
@ Foxcon- Kid, you forgot to mention panzy.

Woah...he is not so bad. But thinkto is. Its a nice time now to kill him with 'Panzercatwagonfaust' like i did with Horve. \m/
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 19, 2010, 04:42:02 am
You cannot kill Horve

pay attention to fast moving shadows, ninjas and garbage
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Post by: Mexer on April 19, 2010, 11:32:03 am
I would ban myself and then unban mys... oh wait
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 19, 2010, 01:33:11 pm
You cannot kill Horve

He might've been a vampire at one point, I dunno. Thinkto seems to fit the bill better.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 19, 2010, 01:35:32 pm
Some ancient evil. Interesting.

Kill it with fire!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Horve on April 19, 2010, 01:55:36 pm
you cannot kill what you did not create
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 19, 2010, 01:59:12 pm
So you are the so called god or what
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 19, 2010, 02:02:01 pm
Will do an artwork with me killing horve. Everyf**kingthing is possible.

Edit: for me, god doesn't exist. And godlike powers doesnt exist too. Maybe he is a fucking 8 year old kiddo who gets everything by using terrorism on his parents and he think he is dafukking best.

No. He is wrong. He is a useless twat.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 19, 2010, 02:03:49 pm
Don´t do it. You shall not make a picture of your god.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Gizd on April 19, 2010, 02:22:01 pm
This thread got completely derailed, no surprise tho...
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: demoniac93 on April 19, 2010, 03:36:39 pm
Hey, anything can happen when you give 2-3 prepubescent kids access to the web and they meet on a "gaming" forum.
Back on topic: Hmmm, I wonder if mods can unban people.
Got a certain somebody on my mind. Wish I could travel back in time...
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Mittsu on April 19, 2010, 03:41:24 pm
i'd quickly ban foxconn, darkcrusade, major, centurion, shard and demoniac93
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: DarkCrusade on April 19, 2010, 03:46:22 pm
I think that´s why you are no admin
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Thinkto urself on April 19, 2010, 06:06:55 pm
i would ban everybody that thinks they're cool enough to use the tilde key instead of the apostrophe key
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: demoniac93 on April 20, 2010, 01:40:35 pm
@Thinkto: Good one. I thought something was different about that "apostrophe", didn't notice it's a tilde.

@Mittsu: Thanks, I love you too.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: jrgp on April 20, 2010, 02:09:29 pm
i would ban everybody that thinks they're cool enough to use the tilde key instead of the apostrophe key

Some foreign language keyboards don't have single quote keys and make you either use the tilde or some key combination. (look at MM's posts, a lot of them use the ` for ')
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Dusty on April 20, 2010, 02:49:03 pm
i would ban everybody that thinks they're cool enough to use the tilde key instead of the apostrophe key

oh wow haha been thinking the same

it's not about being cool, it's about not getting it

Some foreign language keyboards don't have single quote keys and make you either use the tilde or some key combination. (look at MM's posts, a lot of them use the ` for ')

find me a picture of such keyboard

@Espadon: The tilde key (of which Thinkto was talking about) includes both tilde & grave accent signs.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Espadon on April 20, 2010, 02:53:00 pm
` = grave accent
~ = tilde
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 20, 2010, 08:25:59 pm
2-3 prepubescent kids

Hey, speak for yourself . . .
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: demoniac93 on April 21, 2010, 09:10:53 am
2-3 prepubescent kids

Hey, speak for yourself . . .

Excuser moi?
Please, do elaborate.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: pavliko on April 21, 2010, 09:35:21 am
We've lost Espadon..
I repeat We've lost Espadon...
Will somebody join me in my mission to stop these horrible anime avatars?
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 21, 2010, 11:04:35 am
Espie should change his avatar to his old one :E

PS: i want to make espies ragdoll for gmod. 3ds max go!
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 21, 2010, 11:18:58 am
Excuser moi?
Please, do elaborate.

Well, maybe the jest was a little low [shrug].
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Lord Frunkamunch on April 21, 2010, 10:10:08 pm
he's saying you act like a prepubescent kid demoniac

you're welcome.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: demoniac93 on April 23, 2010, 06:47:45 am
Excuser moi?
Please, do elaborate.

Well, maybe the jest was a little low [shrug].

Low?
That was a knee to the nutsack ;/
I'm in agony...
@Frunk: Thanks, I appreciate it.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: tehsnipah on April 23, 2010, 04:56:26 pm
Bring back either bash pit or flaming zone.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Espadon on April 23, 2010, 05:14:31 pm
I miss Flamingo
I also miss Captain Ben for some reason
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Post by: tehsnipah on April 23, 2010, 05:35:19 pm
I miss Captain Ben too T T
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Post by: smiluu on April 24, 2010, 04:55:04 pm
I'd command Horve over for a cup of coffee. We have lot of common when it comes to herr Darkcrusade.
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: Blacksheepboy on April 24, 2010, 05:47:16 pm
I miss Flamingo
I also miss Captain Ben for some reason

Too bad I never paid attention to them ):

Bring back either bash pit or flaming zone.

Was this place like the "Duke it out here if you have 'differences'" place?
Title: Re: 1 wish
Post by: echo_trail on April 25, 2010, 08:19:26 am
I miss Flamingo
I also miss Captain Ben for some reason

I feel you, brother. Flamingo was a fucking pain by the end of it, but he was a nice guy in general. Or so I thought. Ben was.. difficult. But I loved the cunt.