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Title: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 07, 2011, 05:30:15 pm: Subject: Kill the Duck!

You all are asked to either defend or attack the duck! The first player starts to attack the duck, the second needs to find a way to defend it from the attack. The third will try to attack again and so forth. There are some rules, though:

-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins
-You may not edit another player’s drawing, nor the duck, unless you draw an object that would cause such edits to happen.
-You must start your post by stating whether you attack or defend the duck
-You can not move the duck.
-Anyone who feels something is going the wrong way may clear the stack until it makes sense and post his offensive or defensive move

Here's a picture of a duck. Start photoshoppin'

(http://www.topolewski.com/coloring-page/pictures/duck.gif)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: killzonea59 on February 07, 2011, 05:33:04 pm: (http://i54.tinypic.com/2rzfl8x.jpg)
Game Over, NOBODY gets passed the Texas Ranger ;)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on February 07, 2011, 05:42:53 pm: gg
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 07, 2011, 05:45:53 pm: (http://idomartialarts.com/shared_resources/images/news/bruce_lee5.jpg)

(http://www.thenetwerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bruce_lee_chuck_norris_Deadliest_Weapons-s450x284-61298-475.jpg)

(http://ffmedia.ign.com/action/multimedia/gameofdeath-norris-lee.jpg)

No doubt. It's over!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Mangled* on February 07, 2011, 08:39:59 pm: It looks both smug and sorrowful at the same time...

This... this is art!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: killzonea59 on February 08, 2011, 01:01:19 am: I knew you'd upload those pictures Dark :P

So I've brought my secret weapon, nothing seems to have beaten him yet.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/111qoi1.png)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 08, 2011, 09:49:03 am: Game over?
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 08, 2011, 10:21:02 am: We've seen that the Ginosaji is a true master of the spoon.

We've also seen that the Ginosaji cannot be beaten by normal guns, rocketlaunchers or bombs.

We've also seen that not even a spoon can damage the Ginosaji.

But an ancient legend says that there is a weapon which must be hammered in the forges of the old dwarves which can bring victory over any enemy. It's the 'Legend of the Spork'.

Well, basically, it's a spoon merged with a fork, but who the fuck cares?

VITORY IS OURS!!!

--

(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1583/sporkoftruth.png)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 08, 2011, 12:01:53 pm: Tell me, was DC's last post offense or defense, then I'll post mine?
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 08, 2011, 01:35:19 pm: I see what you mean there. So from now on, every post must start by stating whether you attack or defend. (the spork was defensive)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 08, 2011, 01:52:32 pm: attack
(http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv287/4cylndrfury/NinjaBeef.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 08, 2011, 02:54:39 pm: defense No way, cow!
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2SCUlf5ahYS5U0HHrJrAgNPCt95v2Fkpzi2xTtGd3BH_FVaB1)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 08, 2011, 03:40:46 pm: Offense.

(http://theportablegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ninjagaiden.jpg)

Ninjas kill people ;p
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: RafiPZ on February 08, 2011, 06:01:48 pm: Defense
(http://manicmoviemonster.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/captain-jack-sparrow.jpg)
ninja just got pwned

Hm, I don't get these two rules...
-If the offence’s turn ends with no threat on the duck, the defense wins
-If the defense’s turn ends with an object killing the duck, the offence wins
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: killzonea59 on February 08, 2011, 06:50:45 pm: Offense.
Jack Sparrow vs. Kraken.
Kraken wins :)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2mzbjop.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: filip2322 on February 08, 2011, 08:01:17 pm: Defense

The almighty admin: -Can erase anything posted here so he wins all the way 8)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: killzonea59 on February 08, 2011, 08:37:37 pm: Offense.
Blue screen of death. Any computer geek such as jrgp himself, cannot win. [pigtail]
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2usirkg.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Espadon on February 08, 2011, 09:08:28 pm: fool ehs already pre-defeated tht
(http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/sit3-shine.7.gif)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: killzonea59 on February 08, 2011, 09:32:59 pm: >:(
Offense
Just destroy the whole F****** computer then!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/vywi0h.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: filip2322 on February 08, 2011, 09:37:26 pm: :P Defense
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 08, 2011, 09:54:48 pm: Offense

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/h/hu/huibidos/1093985_fire_flames.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 09, 2011, 02:29:48 am: Defense
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-PkjpEF_3t4Bkv6G_jC3YCztCWpDPFFk68F_UdEy6duBzNkBV)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: vehicledestroyer on February 09, 2011, 04:22:53 am: I f**king Love this thread!

Offense/Attacking
Ladders!! A ducks worst enemy!!
(http://www.christmasdecorsource.com/wp-content/uploads/article-0-05AA54F0000005DC-295_634x653.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Laser Guy on February 09, 2011, 04:51:55 am: That's a swan -.-
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 09, 2011, 06:11:42 am: Haha yeah, swan MIGHT be dangerous for the duck, so:
(http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=39607.0;attach=26920;image)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: smiluu on February 09, 2011, 07:17:59 am: Why is our flag burning there?
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 09, 2011, 07:31:42 am: Cuz swan is our national bird :'(
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 09, 2011, 10:02:36 am: Offense.

(http://www.perivision.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/divide-by-zero.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 09, 2011, 10:10:00 am: defense
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS__o-86Tw-BNuvgHRiA_b62uUmN5-GsmqaRsVKswwvQbZpBfxE)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 09, 2011, 12:50:17 pm: offense
(http://www.dicts.info/img/ud/corkscrew.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 09, 2011, 01:16:32 pm: defense
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqDlRy1VNSBrMvPwPzAOkvZItMZZ9aFPwZxMz30BsLsSf4sl4fYg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Grimbad on February 09, 2011, 11:25:01 pm: ->offense
(http://www.gearlog.com/images/HL2Gravgun.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: STM1993 on February 10, 2011, 07:42:27 am: Defense!
(http://d2eosjbgw49cu5.cloudfront.net/pcgamersblog.com/imgname--more_free_games_psi_ops---50226711--1LG_Psi_Ops_XB_Box.jpg)
Person with Telekinesis + Pyrokinesis + Mind Control > Gravity Gun
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 10, 2011, 07:51:31 am: (http://ramirobm.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jane-x-men.jpg)

Person with the ability to pulverize anything, living or not > Psi Ops guy.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 10, 2011, 08:03:28 am: This thing has no idea anymore on it -.-
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Sam Fisher! on February 10, 2011, 08:12:18 am: Defense!
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8171/dn120891600.jpg)
The ability to devour everything in it's path..
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 10, 2011, 09:17:32 am: New rule added so we can keep this clean from random bullshit:

-Anyone who feels something is going the wrong way may clear the stack until it makes sense and post his offensive or defensive move (so the last thing now would be the swan standing for the duck killed by a ladder).
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: STM1993 on February 10, 2011, 09:46:24 am: ^ Okay then.
Quote from: vehicledestroyer on February 09, 2011, 04:22:53 am
Offense/Attacking
Ladders!! A ducks worst enemy!!
(http://www.christmasdecorsource.com/wp-content/uploads/article-0-05AA54F0000005DC-295_634x653.jpg)

Defense!
(http://saws-tool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/circular-saw-.jpg)
The electric saw is used to cut the (metal) ladder to free the duck.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 10, 2011, 12:36:56 pm: Offense.
I cut the saw's cord.

(http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/lstool/product2.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 11, 2011, 09:56:28 am: Defense.
I cut the knife's cord.

(http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/lstool/product2.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 11, 2011, 10:05:35 am: offense.
I'll hit the duck with this.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRADpJdyXt2aVKYPW8oCDzc5S8BsmM0LRpKhSOUjcwM09akkGgWUA)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 11, 2011, 10:49:19 am: Quote from: DarkCrusade on February 11, 2011, 09:56:28 am
Defense.
I cut the knife's cord.

(http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/lstool/product2.jpg)

...
What?
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Horve on February 11, 2011, 01:35:35 pm: ~~Offense.~~
Castration.
You're the duck, dickcrusade.
(http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/lstool/product2.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 11, 2011, 02:12:04 pm: Defense was next, please obey the rules.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Xdada on February 11, 2011, 03:57:14 pm: Quote from: Monsteri on February 11, 2011, 10:05:35 am
offense.
I'll hit the duck with this.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRADpJdyXt2aVKYPW8oCDzc5S8BsmM0LRpKhSOUjcwM09akkGgWUA)
Defence. The Newton's laws.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 11, 2011, 04:10:58 pm: lolol
Hope that I don't get my comp back!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 11, 2011, 05:42:38 pm: Offense.
Winchester Model 1887.
'Cause nothing can beat a LEVER-ACTION SHOTGUN.

(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/2/24/M1887_Airsoft.jpg/450px-M1887_Airsoft.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 12, 2011, 01:13:00 am: Defense
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100715032231/deadliestwarrior/images/0/0b/US_M79_pump-action_four-shot_40x46mm_grenade_launcher.jpg)

Lever action shotgun just got pwnt.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: STM1993 on February 12, 2011, 02:06:31 am: Offense
(http://www.play-mag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/force-push.jpg)
The grenade fired from the grenade launcher to deal with the attacking shotgun is redirected to the duck with a jedi's powerful force push.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 12, 2011, 03:18:00 am: Ehh, whatabout to add a rule: Duck must be in those pictures.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 12, 2011, 04:39:02 am: Not necessary.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 12, 2011, 11:04:10 am: Defense.

(http://starwarsmovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kyle-katarn.jpg)
I spawn Kyle Katarn who (As seen in the 2nd and 3rd Jedi Knight-s) can block every single force push.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: fulro on February 12, 2011, 01:44:47 pm: offense satan is happy to rape it
http://img153.imageshack.us/i/satanuq.jpg/ (http://img153.imageshack.us/i/satanuq.jpg/)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 12, 2011, 02:05:09 pm: Defense
Jack Black > Satan
(http://beardsandbellies.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/jack-black.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 12, 2011, 02:38:14 pm: (http://www.soulfilms.com/images/cache/screen_image_300879.jpg)

Offense.
We all know this kid kicked his ass.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Tibneo on February 16, 2011, 01:49:06 am: defense
what now?

(http://projectprettyandfab.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/norice.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: KYnetiK on February 16, 2011, 02:00:39 am: Theres always tofu
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 16, 2011, 11:48:11 am: (http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08Dc2FDaWk9Yn/610x.jpg)

Offense.
Chinese zombie, this guy doesn't need rice, and he's Chinese, they can dodge friggin' bullets!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 16, 2011, 12:39:58 pm: defense
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtZ1C2kk-322yw_GpgQmcTL8j3fL0w6sy9yqQ-V_5hh9aI8nI0aQ)
Love always wins

From: February 16, 2011, 12:44:34 pm
lol doublepost
Offense
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 16, 2011, 12:45:34 pm: Offense.

(http://webpages.scu.edu/ftp/jirby/alcohol.jpg)

DUI > Hand in hand.
Duckie just got pancake'd by a 16 wheeler.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 16, 2011, 12:48:23 pm: defense
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVDMuhRs5lWfl3luovDszfQX9_Lp2CBDmXtq3D2rMG16Bcu5sn)
The hangover goes away with these.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: dnmr on February 16, 2011, 04:26:37 pm: offense: MORE PANADOL

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVDMuhRs5lWfl3luovDszfQX9_Lp2CBDmXtq3D2rMG16Bcu5sn)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVDMuhRs5lWfl3luovDszfQX9_Lp2CBDmXtq3D2rMG16Bcu5sn)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVDMuhRs5lWfl3luovDszfQX9_Lp2CBDmXtq3D2rMG16Bcu5sn)

death due to overdose
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Tibneo on February 16, 2011, 04:49:28 pm: defense!

(http://bdkennedy.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/70.jpg)

STOMACH PUMP!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: KYnetiK on February 17, 2011, 04:40:33 am: offense

(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00kotaQPEKDTDQM/Syringe-For-Single-Use.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 17, 2011, 08:50:02 am: Defense.
I refuse to accept the duck dying on an OD.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bU3RmygGIGs/TJ2DjPJYsAI/AAAAAAAAAEU/ENf8VKSgOsU/s1600/Rehabilitation.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: KYnetiK on February 17, 2011, 09:41:03 am: I implied no specific substance abuse. The syringe need only contain air.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: STM1993 on February 17, 2011, 10:51:09 am: Quote from: KYnetiK on February 17, 2011, 04:40:33 am
offense
http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00kotaQPEKDTDQM/Syringe-For-Single-Use.jpg
I implied no specific substance abuse. The syringe need only contain air.
Defense!

Suit up the duck in thick metal armor to prevent the syringe from piercing the duck and thus prevent injection of any substance (be it chemicals or air or whatever) into the duck.
(http://www.92pixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Medieval-duck.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: MattH on February 17, 2011, 01:18:06 pm: Offense
(http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/Bully%20Beef%20can%20Opener.jpg) can opener
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: demoniac93 on February 17, 2011, 01:29:04 pm: Defense:
(http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00185534/b/0/Liquid-Nitrogen.jpg)

Liquid Nitrogen owns anything metallic.
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 17, 2011, 01:34:05 pm: Offense
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 19, 2011, 02:29:58 am: Defense. Double layered latex suit+heavy armor > taser

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9333/rubbersuit.jpg)
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: dnmr on February 19, 2011, 03:29:10 am: Quote from: DarkCrusade on February 19, 2011, 02:29:58 am
Defense. Double layered latex suit+heavy armor > taser
(http://img840.imageshack.us/i/rubbersuit.jpg/)
pix or it didn't happen. Stop breaking your own rules
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: Monsteri on February 19, 2011, 03:30:37 am: Wee, offense won!
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: DarkCrusade on February 19, 2011, 03:56:35 am: Fixed :|
Title: Re: Kill the Duck!
Post by: thegrandmaster on February 19, 2011, 04:11:45 am: looks like a balloon suit to me :L offense: pin (http://www.solidshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/push-pin.jpg)