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Soldat Talk => Game Improvements / Suggestions => Topic started by: Evil-Ville on August 29, 2006, 04:17:33 am

Title: Bananapenis
Post by: Evil-Ville on August 29, 2006, 04:17:33 am
I want my character to be able to wear a banana shaped penis. This would add incredible amounts of depth to the game, it would stretch soldat to epic proportions. IĀ  also want monkeys, monkeys would try to eat the bananapenis and if they succeed you die instantly. To balance this the player wearing the bananapenis would have twice as much health and a could shoot bananacum out of his bananapenis. Bananacum would stick to other players and slowly kill them unless they find a bananakit.

I am a bananapenis. I flirt with the perversion of reality in my mind in order to escape the fact that I suck childrens' balls. Really little ones, right between my teeth. In no way will I ever be disgruntled knowing very well that I shall be a virgin until the age of 38 thanks to a chance meeting with an AIDS ridden hooker. I can see clearrrly now the rain is gonneee...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Bgretydews on August 29, 2006, 04:22:04 am
I DU NT WANT DIS CUS I DONT THINKKI TS LIKE SOLDAT
ANTI-SHINES
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Zazikerng on August 29, 2006, 04:28:58 am
My addition to this idea is a whole new gamemode - Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch.

Team Alpha would have bananapenises, and their goal would be to insemenate the Banana Statue. If you shoot bananacum at the Banana Statue five times, they win the game.

Team Bravo would be monkeys, their goal would be to protect the Banana Statue and bite Team Alpha's bananapenises off. If they manage to hold the Statue for a set time period, they win.

Team Charlie would be three-dimensional zombies, and their goal would be to maul walls and punch each other in the neck.

I do believe that this gamemode would add extreme realism to Soldat, and it would become the best game ever.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: echo_trail on August 29, 2006, 04:47:47 am
People would totally freak out, hadn't you been a moderator.

The knife could also be replaced with a banana...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Rambo_6 on August 29, 2006, 06:06:46 am
I WANT ROLEPLAY IN SOLDAT ;_;
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 07:57:39 am
...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: RabidTreeFrog on August 29, 2006, 08:43:30 am
...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!

I know, we aren't supposed to spam, but the Mods do....

Not a very good example, is it?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 08:54:06 am
...I was moreover reffering to this thread in particular, but, yeah, that too...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Mistercharles on August 29, 2006, 09:06:08 am
I prefer my courtroom idea...

http://www.soldatforums.com/index.php?topic=4371.msg51617#msg51617

But hey, bananapenises sound good too. (what's with all the spam lately, ville? tired of being a mod?)
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 09:08:12 am
(http://allen.black-cheats.com/Emos/huh.png)
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Sotija on August 29, 2006, 09:15:53 am
Well someones have to delete Villes Moderator rights.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 09:37:01 am
Apparently, he has no rights anymore.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Fluffy on August 29, 2006, 10:55:04 am
Yay. Serves him right. A mod shouldn't spam like this.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Evil-Ville on August 29, 2006, 10:56:44 am
What are you talking about? Spam? This thread is 100% serious so anyone who calls it spam is actually spamming by him/herself. I honestly think that this would add to the game experience and would probably make soldat way more popular. Michal would become a billionaire in a week.

Ps. I am a moderator
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Fluffy on August 29, 2006, 10:59:43 am
Well then, if you're a moderator, why don't you upgrade me to be the main moderator, so I can take your moderator rights away.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Evil-Ville on August 29, 2006, 11:01:57 am
Stop spamming this thread up, spammer. I want some constructive discussions about my idea.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Sotija on August 29, 2006, 11:24:04 am
Well i want wait Chakras to here.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: SadistAtHeart on August 29, 2006, 11:25:07 am
lol ur so ville how abut carrot
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Zazikerng on August 29, 2006, 11:27:33 am
Wow, this is shocking. Nobody likes Bananapenis or Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch? And here I was thinking the forums community was mature and could discuss mine and Ville's ideas properly, not with "omg lol ur spamore".

I'm at a loss for words, you people.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Anna on August 29, 2006, 11:58:56 am
If MM gave me the Soldat source I would totally implement this.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: reckon on August 29, 2006, 12:02:54 pm
Well obviously a loose legged harlot like you would want bananapenis' in her soldat, as if you dont fill your hunger for them already!
I demand more squaw vag.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 01:09:01 pm
...why...why do the crazy people ALWAYS find me...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: billay on August 29, 2006, 01:20:21 pm
Mods spamming? A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE I SAY!!!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on August 29, 2006, 01:30:08 pm
Evil-ville is a mod?  I believe there is only one word that adequately describes the situation:

WTFOMGHAX!!!

With suggestions like these, either he's compensating for something or he's gay, and either way I don't think he's qualified to be a mod.

But, since he asked for constructive discussions:
Go "construct" your own game and stop wasting our time.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: PANZERCATWAGON on August 29, 2006, 01:46:57 pm
billay, I think your signiture breaks the rules in some way in many countries.

BANANA PENISES FTW!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Nfsjunkie91 on August 29, 2006, 02:35:38 pm
Yes, his signature does break the rules. I hope you get raped with a bananapenis.

This is the greatest idea ever. However, the bananapenis monkeymatch should be restricted to realistic mode, due to the fact that it is entirely realistic.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Rambo_6 on August 29, 2006, 03:06:19 pm
The 3d zombies should additionally have the capability to call in nipplestrikes every 5 minutes. The nipples come flying out of the sky and kill whatever they touch.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: kevman on August 29, 2006, 08:06:23 pm
lol your all a bunch of crack heads.  make a mod for if you want, not somethi nto be modified for the whole soldat community
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 08:32:13 pm
Finally, some one who shares my level of sanity.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Commander Kitsune on August 29, 2006, 08:35:59 pm
Am I missing something here? ???
Soldat has enough problems already...we don't need anymore weed smoking failures
to try and mess up the game...if you want it then make a mod or something...

The ignorance these days...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Rambo_6 on August 29, 2006, 09:04:52 pm
I just spoke to Michal,  he said he is going to implement this!!! :O

Also, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: reckon on August 29, 2006, 09:06:35 pm
I only want the interface inmyface.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Messiah on August 29, 2006, 09:18:42 pm
Well, while were at it VEHICLES! VEHICLES! VEHICLES!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Wraithlike on August 29, 2006, 11:10:59 pm
He's rigth, we also need a driveable bannanapenis, anna should implenent that in the next playable version of polyworks.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on August 29, 2006, 11:15:00 pm
Backdoor banana rape should be one-hit kill.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: jettlarue on August 29, 2006, 11:21:01 pm
no, it should be a energy drainer and victem should drop weapon, and get on there knees when the transaction of hp is done, the victem should be himiliated and it should hurt whenever they walk.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: xbandit on August 30, 2006, 10:05:18 am
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: jrgp on August 30, 2006, 10:09:56 am
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
exactly
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on August 30, 2006, 12:41:12 pm
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
we don't need anymore weed smoking failures to try and mess up the game
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on August 30, 2006, 01:07:37 pm
I just spoke to Michal, he said he is going to implement this!!! :O

Also, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!

...I think I'm going to die...
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Hootie hoo on August 30, 2006, 02:38:43 pm
I have no idea how these people become mods.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: SDFilm on August 30, 2006, 02:57:00 pm
I just spoke to Michal, he said he is going to implement this!!! :O

Also, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!

I'm sooo ahead of you..

Ive had a bananapenis interface since 1.2.1
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Kinky noob on August 30, 2006, 03:35:06 pm
Wow This is realy well....Out There so to speak....


But it is funny and higly orginal of a thread so i have this to say.....



Drugs Are Verey Verey Bad MMMMK



LMAO OMFG ROFL   None of these describ the site you would have seen after i had read this.....ROFL became realty and my mom yelled at me......This should be stickyed for the fact tha it is the funniest thing ever. I mean come one BANANAPENIS AND MONKEYS BANANACUM .....Great Realy Great.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Captain Ben on August 31, 2006, 03:30:09 am
As long as the rape is bloody :D
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: The Red Guy on August 31, 2006, 03:36:12 am
As long as the rape is bloody :D
Agreed. xD
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on August 31, 2006, 05:33:40 pm
Why wouldn't it be?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Commander Kitsune on August 31, 2006, 05:58:12 pm
Hmm, it seems something so common as sanity is becoming more rare...Fluffy, O.R.I.O.N. PANZERCATWAGON and Rabidtreefrog seem to be the only ones who arent on crack right now...Sadly this thread is still up.

Sorry if I didnt list your names...and you are sane
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: PANZERCATWAGON on August 31, 2006, 06:11:44 pm
No one has sanity.

The only ones that do, are the ones that claim that they don't have any.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Commander Kitsune on August 31, 2006, 06:26:13 pm
Never said I wasnt completely sane  ;D or any of YOU were completely sane ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Lucky on August 31, 2006, 11:23:50 pm
WHAT THE CRUST?!!!!



ARE U SICK OR WHAT??
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Captain Ben on September 01, 2006, 05:56:03 am
Wow This is realy well....Out There so to speak....


But it is funny and higly orginal of a thread so i have this to say.....



Drugs Are Verey Verey Bad MMMMK



LMAO OMFG ROFL None of these describ the site you would have seen after i had read this.....ROFL became realty and my mom yelled at me......This should be stickyed for the fact tha it is the funniest thing ever. I mean come one BANANAPENIS AND MONKEYS BANANACUM .....Great Realy Great.

So are the wonders of the english language. I wanna see the banana penis guy in two different forms: cut and uncut.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Sotija on September 01, 2006, 07:43:49 am
Who the hell stickied this?!


Shit.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Lobasuu on September 01, 2006, 09:00:51 am
Go back to CS if you want fash granades or bananapenises  >:(
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Zazikerng on September 01, 2006, 09:59:21 am
Who the hell stickied this?!


****.


What makes you think this is a sticky?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Cookie. on September 01, 2006, 02:09:42 pm
Now before this is implemented there is something that needs to be discussed.  What type of banana is it going to be? A platain perhaps? Then it also needs to be decided whether it would be a green unripe banana or a nice ripe yellow one. Personally I prefer the greener bananas as they are more firm and taste less sweet.  The yellow ones are too sweet and soft.  Do you really want a sweet and soft banana in soldat? No you want a hard one to intimidate the enemies.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on September 01, 2006, 02:17:26 pm
...you have WAY too much concern for detail about a topic this weird.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Evil-Ville on September 01, 2006, 02:53:51 pm
Now before this is implemented there is something that needs to be discussed.  What type of banana is it going to be? A platain perhaps? Then it also needs to be decided whether it would be a green unripe banana or a nice ripe yellow one. Personally I prefer the greener bananas as they are more firm and taste less sweet.  The yellow ones are too sweet and soft.  Do you really want a sweet and soft banana in soldat? No you want a hard one to intimidate the enemies.

Why not have both? Yellow ones would be better for banana cumshots and green ones would be perfect for raping.
Title: This mod is bored
Post by: Valorman on September 01, 2006, 06:01:20 pm
this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
ME want No bannana penis
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on September 01, 2006, 07:19:52 pm
Circumcised one availible?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Mistercharles on September 01, 2006, 07:36:34 pm
MM just sent me Soldat 1.4 Beta. It turns out he made it a 3D FPS!

(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6473/bananapenistt2.png)
Here I am, in Avarax's cs_mansion, about to pick up a circumsized bananapenis.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Chakra on September 01, 2006, 08:10:03 pm
The bump mapping sucks. And why is the player given girl hands?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: SDFilm on September 01, 2006, 08:22:16 pm
Says Chakra, full of charm and smiles. He then puts down his cupcake as he remembers that its already time to feed the orphaned puppies, even though its gone into the ungodly hours..


*Cockney accent* Please don't edit me kind Chakra sir, It's cold outside..
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Mistercharles on September 01, 2006, 08:23:35 pm
The bump mapping sucks. And why is the player given girl hands?
My player has a metabolic imbalance.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: O.R.I.O.N. on September 01, 2006, 08:24:59 pm
...right.  That was just wierd.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Anubis on September 02, 2006, 12:49:36 am
Wth is wrong with you bananaDick lovers??>.... is this a serious thread or i'am i wasted and seein things?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Sotija on September 02, 2006, 12:52:35 am
Well Evil-Ville is this kind of mod...OH CHAKRA MY LORD IS HERE. GLORY TO THE HIM!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Rambo_6 on September 02, 2006, 01:13:07 am
This thread deserves to go to the hall of fame.

...THERE IS A HALL OF FAME, RIGHT?!!?!?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Gold on September 02, 2006, 02:54:15 am
My addition to this idea is a whole new gamemode - Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch.

Team Alpha would have bananapenises, and their goal would be to insemenate the Banana Statue. If you shoot bananacum at the Banana Statue five times, they win the game.

Team Bravo would be monkeys, their goal would be to protect the Banana Statue and bite Team Alpha's bananapenises off. If they manage to hold the Statue for a set time period, they win.

Team Charlie would be three-dimensional zombies, and their goal would be to maul walls and punch each other in the neck.

I do believe that this gamemode would add extreme realism to Soldat, and it would become the best game ever.

YA!!! I AGREE 161%
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: frogboy on September 02, 2006, 03:07:33 am
Sadly, this thread probably has better content than most serious threads in this forum.

Bananapenises would be pretty interesting though.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Bgretydews on September 02, 2006, 03:37:00 am
I'm just waiting for a mod to appear..
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Toumaz on September 02, 2006, 05:54:58 am
I'm just waiting for a mod to appear..
Ville is a mod. :P
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Bgretydews on September 02, 2006, 06:05:18 am
I mean like a Soldat mod with a Bananapenis >_<
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Rambo_6 on September 02, 2006, 10:24:38 pm
Bananacondoms are in order as well.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on September 02, 2006, 11:34:32 pm
Bananapenis growth is in the works.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: numgun on September 04, 2006, 01:27:34 pm
IIMPILIMENNNtTT VEHICLEEEZZZ!!!!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: kevman on September 10, 2006, 01:52:08 pm
when i read threads like this, i find myself wonderin who im playin this game with, kids? most likely, kids tryin to be funny, or just goofin around, i still dont believe this is a serious thread, and i seriously doubt michael would add this, its just stupid, in my opinion anyways, but then again do opinions matter? i dont think so.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Twistkill on September 10, 2006, 06:18:08 pm
when i read threads like this, i find myself wonderin who im playin this game with, kids? most likely, kids tryin to be funny, or just goofin around, i still dont believe this is a serious thread, and i seriously doubt michael would add this, its just stupid, in my opinion anyways, but then again do opinions matter? i dont think so.
Opinions are different for everyone, obviously, but they sometimes make a difference. In this case, I'm pretty sure they don't, however.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: The Red Guy on September 11, 2006, 08:41:30 am
lol @ Banana Penis and Condoms
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Yukwunhang on September 11, 2006, 10:39:41 am
This is the best suggestion ever. There should be melonballs too. These melonballs will be able to shoot emo-rays to soldiers which turn them emo. Soldiers affected by emo-rays will cut themself after 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Avarax on September 11, 2006, 04:40:29 pm
i would love dildo guns aswell which would cause anal orgasm disorienting the target or depending on the caliber causing heavy anal butchery
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Death MachineX350 on September 11, 2006, 05:22:24 pm
God damn. Bannana penis? ARE U FUKING KIDDING ME? Awesome idea I love it! Now the LAW shoots turds and the Minigun fires pee.... Hmmm let's see what else we have here. Oh yah and the M79 fires periods. That sounds about right. Don't you like the sound of it? I'll call it the(dramatic drumroll) PERV MOD! Sounds great huh?

Date Posted: September 11, 2006, 05:20:57 PM
i would love dildo guns aswell which would cause anal orgasm disorienting the target or depending on the caliber causing heavy anal butchery
WTF? I'm sorry but I'm not in the perverted mood right now.... wait a second.... GOOGLE IMAGES FOR EVERYONE!YEEHAH!
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Atomic Hype on September 11, 2006, 05:35:57 pm
I SUPROT

:E
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on September 11, 2006, 07:01:24 pm
THAT, and bananavagina.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on September 11, 2006, 07:58:42 pm
My God, I can't believe I didn't thought of that! Brilliant!

fixeddd
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Eagles_Arrows on September 11, 2006, 08:47:29 pm
My God, I can't believe I thought of that! Brilliant!

Because you didn't??? lol?
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Blues on September 11, 2006, 08:49:51 pm
Haha typo.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Ville on September 13, 2006, 11:44:43 am
stupid questions, stupid answers.
Title: Re: Bananapenis
Post by: Chakra on September 13, 2006, 12:14:56 pm
Ahhh, its gone long enough. Back to the usual grind people, nothing to see here...