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Misc => The Lounge => Topic started by: karmazon on November 08, 2006, 02:38:55 am
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1. Participate in a revolution
2. Hit 250lbs at 10% bf
3. Visit Middle East
4. Get into at least 300 fights
5. Sail all the oceans
6. Be homeless for few weeks(or months)
7. Be able to flip a car
8. 10 tiger pushups :D
9. Build a house
10. Be a worldwide expert on bodylanguage
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i can already predict what milkman dan is gonna say
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1. Build a house.
2. Visit all continents.
3. Play GMOD10.
4. Make a cake.
5. Turn into a bird.
6. Turn back to human.
7. Blow up Pentagon.
8. ...but first steal their PC's (whaha).
9. Do 5 headshots with one shot in CS.
10. Watch other people post here.
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1. Report Foley to the authorities.
2. Visit Spain and Japan.
3. Eat a candy apple.
4. Learn how to make games with Java.
5. Learn how to map for games like Unreal Tournament and CS.
6. Get my Maple Story char to lvl 120.
7. Play on Jeopardy!
8. Get a Ph.D.
9. Learn how to golf.
10. Get a better computer/computer accessories.
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1. Experience the lovely touch of a woman (prostitution, rape, etc)
2. Go to Canada (bacon, maple syrup, etc)
3. Have a long good breakfast (blue berry pancakes, chocolate pancakes, butter pancakes, bacon, sausages, syrup,grits,milk, chocolate milk,Orange Juice,Grape Juice,Ham,butter,toast,jelly,eggs,etc)
4.Go on a crazy killing spree within the mile radius with my butter knife.
5. Use my water gun to stick up people while they're going taking cash out of the ATM and spend the stolen money on candy.
6. Buy more cats
7. Necrophilia
8. Beat up that annoying fat kid at my school with a bat.
9. Become Catholic
10. Go to a Catholic Church so I can repent all the crap I just did.
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1. Survive a zombie pandemic.
2. Become a bum for at least a month (I might let karmazon tag along as a fellow garbage scavenger...)
3. Have some lasting effect on the future.
4. Separate my mind from my body.
5. Move to a new city every time my life becomes static.
6. Write the most profound and beautiful poem ever created, but never share it with a single soul.
7. Learn as much as I can about the world around me while always knowing that I know relatively nothing.
8. Love.
9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
10. Kill and, in turn, be killed.
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1. Live tomorrow
2. And the next day
... thats about it. I have no regrets.
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6. Write the most profound and beautiful poem ever created, but never share it with a single soul.
I did that.
1. Kill m00`s soulmate.
2. Rape her.
3. Cut her up.
4. Cook her.
5. Eat her.
6. Call m00`.
7. Tell him.
8. Laugh.
9. Send him some frozen meat pieces.
10. Suicide.
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1. Take hold in some random place with peemonkey and fight off thousands of zombies.
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I did that.
Oh yeah? Post it then!
Also, I think steps one and two are mixed around.
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1. icatch all the pokemon there is to catch
2. Prove to you all i can beat you all at super smash melee
3. Learn to play dance dance revolution like a pro
4. Have sex with hot asian chick that is really hot and small and is like really hot and end up marrying her and having awesome babys that can fight then have more sex until she dies.
5. learn how to shoot chi blasts
6. beat final fantasy 20
7. help nintendo in succeding to kill sony
8. watch microsoft fall
9. be known world wide to be the best
10. make a movie
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1. Meet the girl of my dreams.
and I think I've found her ^_^
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1. Enter a pitch black maze with the person I've been stalking.
2. Fulfill my other, far more twisted fantasy.
3. etc
4. etc
5. etc
6. etc
7. etc
8. etc
9. etc
10. Kill off the ugly stupid people, resulting in great sex for all of humanity, and extending the life of the human race as well.
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1. Own the internet
2. Have a 24 hour sex session with a pretty asian girl
3. Watch every episode of South Park
4. Tell Bill Gates in the face that IE sucks and should leave it to firefox.
5. Have a cool goth theme and star in a music video featured in MTV
6. Make sure EA Games fucking dies
7. Watch the all the Ranma 1/2 Episodes
8. Become Louis EX (LF2) and kill every damn person I want!
9. Get to use super-fast internet
10. Make my father understand me
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1. Go into Space.....for sure, I'll actually get ****ing so pissed I'll nuke a city if I can't go into space.
2. Have kids
3. Get laid
4. Write an epic trilogy
5. Make it into a movie(s)
6. Make an anime (the best ****ing anime you've layed your eyes on)
7. Develope a game, which is easily moddable and it's entirely free
8. Be in a band
9. Extend my life for another 100 years
10. Become part of a world wide conspiracy, so important that it's awesome......rawr
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1. Eat an orange with the skin
2. Conquer the world with a robot army (This will happen is shure)
3. Write a pulitzer prize winning Sci Fi novel
4. Eat an entire watermellon (including the outside)
5. number 4 of Carls :D
6. Number 10 for mistercharles :D
7. Conquer all of Canada and South America (to control the drug trade) if my world domination dosent work.
8. Drize a 40 year old jilopie off a cliff
9. Slay and devour 20 cows in a month
10. PARTY FOR 20 DAYS STRAIGHT
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8. Get a Ph.D.
From people I know with them, it's not worth the time and money invested in the years to get it. Unless you're actually looking into a profession which absolutely requires it, you'll find companies aren't willing to hire since the degree really doesn't offer employers any more than a masters would, and they can pay less for it, too.
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1. Meet the girl of my dreams.
2. Go to Canada
3. Become proficient enough at playing my electric guitar to be able to play my own songs with my band infront of at least 500 people or more.
4. Get interviewed on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross.
5. Own and ride a Ducatti-999.
6. Save someone's life.
7. Write my autobiography.
8. Understand love.
9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
10. PARTY FOR 20 DAYS STRAIGHT
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- Live the ethernal independence of Catalan Countries.
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9. Devote a lifetime to doing what I love.
I'm already on this one. I hope it's worth it in the end.
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1. Discover my own potential in magic so I can harness it and make a list of 10 things into a list of 5 billion.
2. Fill the list out
3. Not feel so bad that I have to narrow down all of my life goals into a small list of 10
4. These lists depress me :(
5. So much to do and so little time.
6. If I really tried filling out the list I would forget a lot of things that will resurface in my memory in a short while
7. And I'll regret not adding it to the list
8. Devote a lifetime doing what Sticky loves.
9. Karmazon's sister.
10. The older one, I mean.
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9. Karmazon's sister.
Not gonna happen, you have inverted sternum.
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1. Play spore
lololol
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9. Karmazon's sister.
Not gonna happen, you have inverted sternum.
I can fix it though.
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^Surgeon Dr. Nubface, at your service, eh?
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1. Wear bright colors
2. Resurrect my social life
3. Experience the college life
4. Appear on television
5. Become fit
6. Experience the military life
7. Live in popular cities (NY, LA, ATL)
8. Live in other countries
9. Publish my own book
10. Direct my own movie
cheers!
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2. Resurrect my social life
If you still use make up and dress like in your avatar, not gonna happen.
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1. Play spore
lololol
By that time you'll be unable to use a mouse.
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1. Meet Charlie Sheen.
2. Be in a good band.
3. Get married and have lotsa kids!
4. Be able to get a hold of military weapons.
All I can think up for now
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1. Fight zombies
2. Become an electrician
3. Steal a car, drive it around America and then rid myself of the car by driving it off the Grand Canyon
4. Ride my 1970's Repco bike around Europe
5. Get 2 passports
6. Start a comic website
7. Write a book
8. Star in the movie
9. Win my school's "King of the Hill" race
10. Do the Kokoda tack
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1. Go to Poland
2. Not have the entire world hate me
3. Run the mile in under 6 minutes (my record is 6:03)
4. Go one soccer season without getting kicked in the chest
5. FIX MY F*CKING PRINTER WHICH IS SPAZING OUT AS I TYPE
6. Move out of Pennsylvania
7. Accept the fact that Politics is way above me
8. Not get shot
9. Stay smarter than some of my friends
10. Construct a blender with 2 settings. On, and obliterate
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1. Obtain all the tools necessary to make a pc game.
2. win spore
3. Buy every season of digimon on dvd, undubbed; including v-tamer and the movies
4. Learn japanese so I can actually watch/read them.
5. Create a video that reaches the top five monthly ratings on youtube.
6. Work for at least two major game design developers.
7. Prove that magic, dragons, vampires, monsters, aliens, unicorns, elfs, and the like exist.
8. Become the first item in that list. With or without brain-in-a-vat technology.
9. Design a weapon that actually would be efficient on a battlefield and/or space combat.
10. Attend a good old fashioned brawl.
And, once I've done all of those, I'd want to be the first recorded instance of death in any way; preferably either by comet strike, or the antimatter explosion caused by winning spore for the seventh time.
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1. Take over the World
2. Kill all other men on the planet so i can have all the women to myself
3. Blow up the W|-|ite house with an Ion Cannon
4. Discover what is really in Area 51
5. Find ET
6. Survive a Zombie infested world
7. Snipe some1 in real life
8. go to space and make a Base on the moon to be my Pimp pad
9. kill FLAB on this site
10. Have sex with all the moms of those readin this
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1. Make a game, even if it's ****
2. Master the guitar and bass guitar
3. Write and actually finish a fiction novel
4. Get my hair about as long as n00bface's then shave most of it off to confuse people
5. Grow it back and leave it long for the rest of my life
6. Not be skinny
7. Go to Canada (which is like a two hour drive from here)
8. Go to Germany
9. Meet a ton of Buddhist monks and lamas, and eventually the Dali Lama
10. Get better at cooking
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9. Meet a ton of Buddhist monks and lamas, and eventually the Dali Lama
I can help you with that. I'm a philisophical (NOT religious) Buddhist. :)
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Same here. I've studied Buddhism for a very long time, I find it very interesting; though I don't follow it religiously.
Maybe I can meet a Canadian lama who teaches me how to cook
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Same here. I've studied Buddhism for a very long time, I find it very interesting; though I don't follow it religiously.
Maybe I can meet a Canadian lama who teaches me how to cook
Albert Einstein believed that Buddhism was a religion that really made sense.
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1. Wipe out all the emos in the world. (Ill be known as a world Hero!)
.........aaaand that pretty much it.
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I met the Dalai Llama on a plane in business class. Anti-Materialistic MY ASS!!
He was pretty cool. I was like... 9 or 10 at the time.
I did that.
Oh yeah? Post it then!
That would defeat the purpose.
Also, I think steps one and two are mixed around.
I probably could have used a better word than rape, but I wanted to emphasize how brutal the sex with her dead body would be.
9. Karmazon's sister.
10. The older one, I mean.
I'll take the younger one.
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You missed 11, 12 and 13.
11. Eliminate all human beings (and some primates) who feel the need to make lists of their own personal agenda on public forums.
12. Eliminate the spawn of said human beings and primates who carry on this trait.
13. Deface the grave of said eliminated folks if they made said lists in a(n) (attempted) humorous manner.
Also, I need to go listen to 'HIM' and 'AFI' and eat some ice cream. I depressed myself. :'((crocodile tears)
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1. Be in a band
2. while performing in band, stop playing, moon crowd, and fart.
3.Fight the zombies with gram, peemonkey, and anyone else
4. get married, have kids
5. save a life
6. stay in the city all my life
7. sit on a rooftop with an airsoft/paintball marker and shoot passerby.
8. buy a 360 and gears of war (played it at my friends, it is sooo awsome.)
9. get my black belt
10. master the katana, shaolin spade, nunchaku, bo staff, etc.
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1. Be known well known throughout several gaming communities
2. Kill someone
3. Go outside of the USA
4. Go to Italy
5. Have a pet Penguin named Mumbles
6. Speak fluent Spanish, Italian, maybe German
7. Write some good books (im a genius, not a nerdy one, a funny one)
8. Be able to read an non-digital clock with ease
9. Buy and pimp out a cool car
10. Die in a Styrofoam Cup accident
11. Make a super uber Halo mod
12. Not go to prison
13. Find out what urine tastes like
14. Leave my house
15. Get some good income
16. Be allowed to buy a Grand Theft Auto game
17. Learn to bake ham
18. Own at Halo 2
19. Buy Halo 3
20. Think of more for this list
21. Not die
22. Cure cancer
23. End racism
24. Own a large company
25. Make videogames
26. Get tons of friends
27. Read minds
28. Get a Razr (the celly)
29. Don't watch so much TV
30. Get out of school
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1 through 10: live forever or die trying!
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Now people are just doing this to spite me. Jerks.
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who are you?
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1. Become self-reliant.
2. Figure out just how morally correct I am.
3. Improve.
4. Make a sacrifice that will make me feel good about making it.
5. Recieve evidence that my life was well-lived.
6. Not live life simply for the sake of surviving through it.
7. Finish this list.
Hooray for hostile attempts at degrading people! @ guy with the binary name.
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1.Kill Bill Gates
2.IE Vs.Firefox wrestel,FF wins!
3.Kill Bush!
4.Plant a tiny bomb in O.R.I.O.N's head and detonate
5.Fight off a horde of zombies with FLAB and Ville and MM
6.Beat MM's new game
7.MM's game will come out*yay*
8.Experiance Love
9.Finish Puberty!!!
10.Add onto this over time
11.Not get banned!
12.Annoy FLAB
13.Get 1390431273102+ Karma
14.Get 5000 things on my list
15.Kill that sound that goes *yahooooooooooooooooooohooooo*
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9.Finish Puberty!!!
(http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/lollerskates.gif)
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1. Become less irritated by small things and more irritated by large things.
2. Pass school with flying colours.
3. Start working in a branch of science.
4. Slowly step up in the world until I can lead a study on cryonics.
5. Find a way to enable humans to survive through a cryonic sleep.
6. From that time until I become old, study ways to terraform (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraformation) planets and moons.
7. Record the data in a very permanent way, and go into cryonic sleep until it is possible for terraformation to be done.
8. Lead a party to Mars and terraform it, no matter how possible it is now.
9. Go onwards and terraform Ganymede, because I like Ganymede.
10. Live the rest of my life and die on the colony of Ganymede, and be recorded in history.
Edit: Fine, not cryogenics, cryonics. My science teacher rubs off on me, it seems, making me correct those kind of mistakes, no matter who catches them.
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1. Be well renowned around the world.
2.Kill Billie Joe.
3.Pee off a really really really tall building and hit someone.
4.Check if that "someone" is still alive after getting hit by pee.
5.Go on a killing spree.
6.Finish puberty.
7..Jump into a huge pile of sponges.
8.Nuke sh*t.
9.Kill ALL MY ENEMIES/Some of my friends.
10.Have control of the world and crush tiny nations.
EMO list (its what an emo would do)
1.Cut wrist.
2.Wear little sister's pants.
3.If no little sister, steal a little girl's pants.
4.Fake being goth.
5.Take emo pictures with webcam in the mirror.
6.Hang self.
7.Kill all emo haters.
8.Make hair down in one part of face covering eye and wear glasses.
9.Paint fingernails.
10.See #1-6.
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The new cool thing with the release of saw 3 is for emo's to cut there legs. ^^
Heres mine
1. Get a good girlfriend
2. Get hired
3. Get a bitch to live at my house
4. Hire midget dancers
5. Buy young male prostitutes for mmd
6. Sleep ALot
7. Help some people out
8. Get respected
9. Talk to my dad withought him being an asshole or drunk(asshole), for more than 5 minutes.
10. Dont want to die, I am going choose when I die I think, but It wont be suicide I promise itll be something cool
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who are you?