I've got worms...IN HELL

[Unlucky XIII]

Drink acidic stuff, like orange juice or drain cleaner. That'll show it who's boss.

Drain cleaner is basic/alkaline. 7th year chemistry.

Anyway, I have too. Is there a reason to care? It's like sharing food with friends, the way I see it, except you don't know you are, and they aren't exactly invited..
And no, mum and dad do not know, but now you do... why you first, though...

[peemonkey]

...what the hell was that?

[Unlucky XIII]

In short, you aren't the only one with worms and what the hell's the problem with having them?

[Keron Cyst]

They're stealing your food, that's what, and making you eat more to gain the same amount of energy! Aren't you lazy?

 

[peemonkey]

I'm not keen on things livining in my ass dude, and if they're are any, I plan on killing them.
I just hope the fucker didn't lay no eggs in me.
Well, I'm off to LA for the weekend, later folkies.

[Mistercharles]

Remember to bring lemons.

[Captain Ben]

Wait for 2 weeks and then take the medication. When you've killed and shitted out the fucker, stretch it out and meaure it. Some people never notice and their grow to like 2-4 metres and possibly longer.

[Vltava]

Like the length of a school bus.

[peemonkey]

ROCK ON! Okay, I moved my dad back up here this weekend because I love his old ass so much, and when I was in the middle of carrying one of the couches, blam, the hospital calls his cell, and tell me that It died as soon as it got in me because my immune system is kickass.  All it turned out to be was me pooing out a corpse

[Vltava]

But that means it couldn't have died as soon as it got into you, because then you would have only pooped out a miniscule egg! It must've at least been well and alive in you for a week, at the end of which it was killed by stomach acid or such.

[Aquarius]

It has been proved there is no life form that could survive in peemonkey's a**

[Rambo_6]

Oi, I survived there.

[peemonkey]

You had a hazmat suit on, cheater.