War names?

[Sytrus]

I survived the battle of.......ah this sucks.

[TigaHawk]

Good luck surviving the battle of Get-A-Life

Gotta love those emo kids tho dont ya? 

[Blue-ninja]

It was just an idea to throw around, thank you very much, emos.

[truup]

It was just an idea to throw around, thank you very much, emos.

http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=11923.0

Got to say your ideas... well, I don't like them. Maybe someone else does.

[Blue-ninja]

I post whenever I feel like it. You got a problem with that, talk to my agent.

[Spec. Ops]

I post whenever I feel like it. You got a problem with that, talk to my agent.

Stop playing video games... Your ruining your mind

[Blue-ninja]

I post whenever I feel like it. You got a problem with that, talk to my agent.

Stop playing video games... Your ruining your mind

Am not. My mind is untouchable. Haven't played my DS and my Gamecube in a long time...*sips Diet Coke*

[truup]

I post whenever I feel like it. You got a problem with that, talk to my agent.

Stop playing video games... Your ruining your mind

Am not. My mind is untouchable. Haven't played my DS and my Gamecube in a long time...*sips Diet Coke*

Seriously, your posts are pointless, trying-to-be-funny -like. And you are... 15? Nearly 16 based on your post. This idea is stupid, just like the animebabesstuff idea, nosense. I agree with Spec ops

Sadly, there are other posters like you also, that's why most of the IRC -community hates soldat forums.

I post whenever I feel like it.

What does this have to do with it? Everyone posts when they feel like it.

You got a problem with that, talk to my agent.

Har har, made my day, laughed for hours.

I'm deeply very sorry that I don't like you. 

*Waits for some ironfist moderator*

[VijchtiDoodah]

*Waits for some ironfist moderator*

By all means, continue.  I'm waiting for someone to say something witty.

[Psycho]

gather 'round younglins for I am about to share with you the never before told story of the great battle of
"polygon-hell"
As I arrive onto the bloody unholy battlefield later known as Ctf_kampf I was greeted with a shotgun burst to the face. The shock knocked me down the little blue hill and he stood over me ready to launch his next shot.
I could hear his terrible laughter and it made me shiver to the bone
"lololz"
but he then vanished into an explosion of red mist and small body parts. a fellow bravo teammate had saved me.
I said "Thank you my friend. you have saved my life. What be thy name?"
"I am known troughout the servers as 1337 sh4dowh4x0r, and people fear me and my trusty m79.

With all haste we grouped up with what was left of the bravo team. it became evident that we were greatly outnumbered. I said "we must use our MINDS to beat this red menace. WHO IS WITH ME?"
the teammates responded with eager shouts "YEAH"  "WE FIGHT DO THE DEATH"  "brb dinner"
and so we marched.

our trusty scout uberSnipor reported that 2 red guys was coming. we hid behind boxes and medpacks and waited till they had passed us. I screamed FIRE and within seconds 4 knives were flinged at them.
after picking up our knives, we rushed.
we met no ressistance on the way to the red base, meaning they were all camping around in there. Everyone of us rushed into what we knew was going to be a massacre. upon entering I threw my knife into a red guy sitting behind a crate. Knowing it was my job to secure the piece of cloth on a metal pole (flag) I rushed past the rest, using my jets and a little bit of luck.
Behind me I heard the screams of battle "omg hit" "noob" "hax" but I had to go on.
My tears are dripping down on my keyboard as I write this, but as I entered the flag area, my dear friend 1337 sh4dowh4x0r's body ragdolled down the hill. I felt like I could not go on.
but I had to. Or else all theese deaths would be in vain. grenades started to leak down the hole, so I positioned myself over them to give me a boost out of there. I flew over the bodies of my dead teammates before the red team even knew what happened.

I was then well out of shooting range, and knew that the flag was right in front of me.
I closed my eyes and walked ahead. Expecting the sound of triumph.
Sadly when I opened my eyes all I could read was
"kicked. reason: lol u suk.

based on a true fiction

[a-4-year-old]

I was on team with a-4-year-old once.. AND I SURVIVED! I have no idea how I could ever beat those odds.

Anyway, I don't really care for this idea. it's just too... Big!

Don't mock me! I'm a damn good meatshield! ¬_¬

Also this idea is sub-retarded in nature. Soldat isn't a bunch of epic battles, its a bunch of retarded people exploding and giggling while it happens.

[Blue-ninja]

All right, the idea was bad, but it was worth a shot. Be glad I didn't make a post about Shadow the Hedgehog. That game just sucks.

[.Long-Range]

lmao @ psycho's post.
i loved the dialogue.

[InfS]

Psycho wins the thread.