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Offline AlphaVergo

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Need A Moment?
« on: April 23, 2007, 06:12:16 am »
Has anyone ever had one of those Twix commercial moments, where you wish you had a couple moments to think.

I had one yesterday, my brother was lighting ants in our backyard on fire  [retard] (he's an idiot) and I grabbed the gas and lighter out of his hand and thats right when my dad walked outside. case close, of course I beat the crap out of my brother later.
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Offline Captain Ben

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Re: Need A Moment?
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 06:15:20 am »
thinkings for pussies

real men go out there and do it FUCK CONSEQUENCES

Offline Krillious

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Re: Need A Moment?
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2007, 07:42:31 am »
you mean kit-kat?

Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Need A Moment?
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 05:36:11 pm »
I had a history exam, and a few of the multiple choice questions was asking me to compare Dictators (hitler stalin and mao) to candybars. I needed a moment right there.
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Offline Psycho

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Re: Need A Moment?
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 05:38:26 pm »
Snickers is stalin. because I found some nasty hair on one when I opened it once. Could symbolize his big mustage
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Offline Krypt_

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Re: Need A Moment?
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 05:43:58 pm »
I was talking to my friend (she's a chick) and somehow I began to ask her if she was pregnant because her dress was all poofy...turns out she was just fat lol. Yea, I needed a moment right there. ::) :P

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