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Offline Graham

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Uncle Graham
« on: July 17, 2007, 04:57:55 pm »
Yesterday I was just hanging out, playing some ET after me and my brother had finished talking when all if the sudden my brother walks back  in my room and just says "Your gonna be an uncle" Now it took a few seconds to sink in, then I just asked if his girlfriend was pregnant... to which he scoffed and said that it was my other brother and his wife.  Well I just called my brother to check and make sure this wasn't a joke and it turns out they found out yesterday like my other brother said and surprisingly my sister in law is 2 months pregnant but just now found out. Also this is weird but true, one of my brother and his wife's dogs had 2 puppies the day they found out, and that dog has 1 miscarriage before. Eh, just wanted to tell you guys, sadly I might not be around when the baby is born seeing as I am trying to get into the military around December and she is due in March. Oh and they don't want to know the baby's sex in case you guys wanted to know.
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 05:00:48 pm »
tell them that getting too many ultrasounds can cause the baby to be born deaf.

Edit: Military? what branch? if you see camping carl send pix
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 05:05:16 pm »
congrats gram :D (or alt-0134, whatever) How old are they? (not the baby... the parents)
Tell them some retard from a forum you visit (that would be me) is happy for them.

The military? Now... please don't feel offended or flamed... but there's not really another way I can think of putting it... aren't you a little too.. fat... to be in the army? As far as I know you gotta be pretty damn fit to get in the army. And it may not be up to date, but the last picture of you I saw... you didn't really look like arnie schwarzenegger. Again, my apologies
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 05:14:06 pm »
well, congrats One gram!
to bad you probebly can't be around when the baby comes..
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 05:50:29 pm »
Quote from: Rhombus on July 17, 2007, 05:05:16 pm
The military? Now... please don't feel offended or flamed... but there's not really another way I can think of putting it... aren't you a little too.. fat... to be in the army? As far as I know you gotta be pretty damn fit to get in the army. And it may not be up to date, but the last picture of you I saw... you didn't really look like arnie schwarzenegger. Again, my apologies
Not anymore, we are about one troop surge from letting monkeys enlist.

Drill Sargents aren't even supposed to curse.
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 05:58:08 pm »
Congratulations on being an Uncle One Gram.  It's a sham that you won't be able to see him or her.
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 06:00:20 pm »
Quote from: Rhombus on July 17, 2007, 05:05:16 pm
The military? Now... please don't feel offended or flamed... but there's not really another way I can think of putting it... aren't you a little too.. fat... to be in the army?

Way to be tactful.  There are other ways of putting it, like "you don't seem fit enough" or "that's Army RESERVE, right?"

Heh.  Army Reserve.
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 06:02:09 pm »
To answer the military questions, air force, I have lived near a base my entire life, air force is really all I think about when someone says military. I doubt I will see carl, if I do I don't really know what he looks like so he is extra deadly... I have been working out and eating healthier. Heck I am drying the sweat off from a 2 mile jog(just broke the 2 mile mark today woo!) as I am typing this reply. I have lost a good amount of weight, though I left myself go in the 2 years after high school so I am paying for that now. I hope to be able to run a few miles with a 40 pounds pack within about 2 or 3 months. Anyway more good news my dog who got bit by a snake is back to full health and came running with me today like she used to. Luckily the snake only a bit of flesh on the neck and didn't get the venom into the blood stream so the dog only got some bad swelling which is all but gone now :D I swear this week is starting out to be really great :D

Oh and my brother is 22, 23 in a few months and his wife is 23 I think.
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 06:36:27 pm »
Yay! Graham you must be very happy to be an uncle :)!
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 09:33:48 pm »
Hey hey, congratulations matey!
Man, I can totally picture you as an uncle. That's so cool for you. I think you're gonna be an awesome uncle..

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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 10:46:47 pm »
Be sure to pass on your Soldat skills to them. :P
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Re: Uncle Graham
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 02:33:08 am »
Nice one, †. Raise that kid on Soldat.

Don't wanna hijack the thread, but a friend of mine had a baby, my cousin is getting married, and so is my Aunt (from the other side of the family.)

Good times.
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