police yo yo aight

[Hair|Trigger]

Police off-duty are just as bad as anyone..  I was at a new years party, drinking beer right (I was 13)  I was sitting next to one of my cousins friends, and after I'd had the whole stubby it turned out she was a cop :O 

[Biggles]

police pop out of everywhere

its hell weird.... i walk through a park at night and see like fifty stoners laughing at the streetlights every night
but the one night i decide to get stoned and laugh at streetlights in the park theres like a bajillion policemen walking around and i'm like WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

seriously like every single time
at schoolies i got tackled 6 times by police and i didn't even do anything wrong but then i see asian niggerwannabes selling cocaine in mcdonalds and police aren't anywhere
the only time they tried to help ME was when i got attacked by a crazy lebo with a machete and they were trying to arrest me as well IT MAKES ME SO ANGRYYYYYY

police stories please

Where do you live? and it seems like its racism there.. like everywhere else stupid police jackass, I don't like the police either here in Sweden they actually do nothing
they just drink their coffe and eat their sandwich while thiefs steal their guns..
And ofc its the same stupid problem here, the police check the wrong guys because they think that every black guy is a drugdealer.. thats bs, feck the police

[Pie]

Never had any experiences with the police, 'cause I'm not a dumbass. 

I love how you sujest everyone who has ever had anything to do with the police is a dumbass.

"Quick mr police man, that guy just stole my car."
"ha, you're a dumbass because you got your car jacked."


Your logic doesn't seem to be on the money.

[Hair|Trigger]

Pie, was that really worth saying Typing?

(Yeah, I'm not a dumbass )

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

only have a couple of stories about "run ins" with cops
one time got searched by cops when i was walking to the main road to get some pizzas with my mates, apparently we fit the description of two people who had recently robbed a supermarket with a machete or some bollocks, was complete bullbollocks and a waste of my time, if we had robbed a store on the main road, why the feck would we be walking towards it. that whole criminal returns to the scene of the crime is complete bullbollocks.

Maybe so, but they'd be foolish to not investigate two people who seemed to match a description and were in the vicinity of the crime area.  What if the perpetrators HAD come back? Should they just say, "Meh, ignore those guys.  If they were the criminals they wouldn't still be around."  THAT would be incompetence.  What happened to you was just the police doing their job.

[Captain Ben]

police aren't bad i just always seem to be on the receiving end

sunshine coast/goldcoast experiences mostly

[Graham]

Never had any experiences with the police, 'cause I'm not a dumbass. 

I love how you sujest everyone who has ever had anything to do with the police is a dumbass.

"Quick mr police man, that guy just stole my car."
"ha, you're a dumbass because you got your car jacked."


Your logic doesn't seem to be on the money.

Of course if you weren't a dumbass you would understand what he meant by experiences with police. Go think about it. I will check back in a few hours to see if you are coming to the right conclusion. If it takes more than 6 hours I will give you a hint.

[The Trooper [GN`R]]

Never had any experiences with the police, 'cause I'm not a dumbass. 

I love how you sujest everyone who has ever had anything to do with the police is a dumbass.

"Quick mr police man, that guy just stole my car."
"ha, you're a dumbass because you got your car jacked."


Your logic doesn't seem to be on the money.

Of course if you weren't a dumbass you would understand what he meant by experiences with police. Go think about it. I will check back in a few hours to see if you are coming to the right conclusion. If it takes more than 6 hours I will give you a hint.

whatever


it was carnival in february
got on different partys
and I dressed me like Duke of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
damn
I have put white chalk under my nose
like I used to take cocaine
and a small bag full of chalk
and that was my fail
I got into a bar late at night
they called the police
they kicked me out of the bar
and took me to the police
why?
cause I looked like a junkey with a damn white nose?!
damn it was carnival
everyone had costumes
they wanted to hold me there for this f*cking night
but I made it
and had to leave the town!! to leave it!!
I wasnt allowed there anymore

f*cking police idiots
damn I just ask myself
did they really think I was taking cocaine
fools

also they seem like being corrupt
security is smacking my brother up
no cause
they just beat him
we went to police and they didnt want to believe
they made my brother to the criminal

Police in Germany
got grey hair
and a big stomach (they are fat)
and they want to keep it save here?
they seem like hiding themselves
because theyve got fear of f*cking
young teenagers in groups

damn
I could shout more but thats it

[Captain Ben]

they're not corrupt they just didn't give a shit yo yo aight

[The Trooper [GN`R]]

the police and the security guys knew each other
and who is more authentic
a drunk man
or a f*cking guy with a good behaviour to the police officers

so they drop it

[Captain Ben]

...who's who?

[Pie]

Never had any experiences with the police, 'cause I'm not a dumbass. 

I love how you suggest everyone who has ever had anything to do with the police is a dumbass.

"Quick mr police man, that guy just stole my car."
"ha, you're a dumbass because you got your car jacked."


Your logic doesn't seem to be on the money.

Of course if you weren't a dumbass you would understand what he meant by experiences with police. Go think about it. I will check back in a few hours to see if you are coming to the right conclusion. If it takes more than 6 hours I will give you a hint.

Even if it was sarcasm, it was poorly illustrated and didn't really relate to context. Either way, I dislike your furious nitpicking of my nits.

[Captain Ben]

well then don't leave any nits to be picked durrrrrrrrrr

[The Geologist]

Even if it was sarcasm, it was poorly illustrated and didn't really relate to context. Either way, I dislike your furious nitpicking of my nits.

Talk about missing the obvious, 'eh?  Perhaps if this topic were about friendly encounters with the police involving reporting crimes you'd be on the money.  But seeing as the "context" here is clearly what the police had done to shaft individuals...yea.  Way off there, bud.

[Blue-ninja]

The challenge is not in avoiding getting caught by the police, but in staying under their radar...

[Graham]

Police off-duty are just as bad as anyone..  I was at a new years party, drinking beer right (I was 13)  I was sitting next to one of my cousins friends, and after I'd had the whole stubby it turned out she was a cop :O 

One thing that feels great is passing off duty cops in civilian cars. The way we can tell down here are small bumper stickers with a bright blue line. I rocked one about a month ago. He was going the speed limit in a 35 zone so I slowed down then shot past him going about 65. Good times.

[tehsnipah]

I got accused by shop lifting (said it in fisting zone), got accused stealing someone's IPod......
And got somehow pepper sprayed because I had a freakin tennis racket..... (IT'S NOT BASE BALL BAT RETARDS)

[KorrupT MerC]

Wow...a shame you didn't get caught. I hope you didn't leave your friend behind?

Nah, he got back up like nothing happened and kept running.

As far as reporting back to the scene of the crime, haha, it is true, i've done it a couple of times... trick is... act stupid and don't leave any traces... (such as a description)