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Offline Mancer

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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2007, 10:21:26 pm »
I dont understand how someone just doesnt know how to swim. It isnt hard at all, its just a repeitive motion of your legs and arms, I mean, it seems like every human ever should have been naturally born able to doggie paddle at least...
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2007, 10:41:27 pm »
I was told once that every animal on earth can swim from birth. However many humans cannot. Don't know if thats 100% true.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2007, 05:44:27 am »
Quote from: Wolf_Man on September 11, 2007, 08:53:58 pm
omfg i almost drowned when i was 2 and almost did just again this summer, my friend like pushed me and i cant swim worth a ****, and he just laughed and my sister in law didnt even notice....the *******s

Date Posted: September 11, 2007, 08:51:10 PM
Quote from: Mangled* on September 11, 2007, 02:32:46 pm

Any way... Point is, I wish I knew how to swim, because then I'd be able to do lots more things such as surfing, canoing, windsurfing etc...


i cant swim but i can like float and i go canoeing alot its fun im gonna go like this weekend even!

I'd push you in again.


Quote from: † on September 11, 2007, 10:41:27 pm
I was told once that every animal on earth can swim from birth. However many humans cannot. Don't know if thats 100% true.

I think some primates can't swim, because they panic aswell. Embarrassment to mammals...

I'm not sure that every animal on earth can swim from birth, but I don't find it impossible. Well excluding some birds.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2007, 07:09:44 am »
Quote from: † on September 11, 2007, 10:41:27 pm
I was told once that every animal on earth can swim from birth. However many humans cannot. Don't know if thats 100% true.
Human babies can swim.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2007, 08:35:22 am »
What kind of retarded sea monkey wouldn't know how to swim these days?
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2007, 09:40:15 am »
Human babies can even dive, because they haev some thing in their throats that prevents the water from coming in them. It has something to do when they're in the belly yet. They are in water so...
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2007, 07:03:43 pm »
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I think some primates can't swim, because they panic aswell. Embarrassment to mammals...

Primates detest rain too.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2007, 07:29:22 pm »
Quote from: The Geologist on September 11, 2007, 08:56:59 pm
Quote from: BondJamesBond on September 10, 2007, 10:07:21 pm
I've had 5 years of competitive swimming, coached by real swimmers. And I've seen how schools teach swimming...

... You probably won't learn much from the school. And it's very unlikely you'll learn how to save someone else who's drowning.


We're talking about learning to swim.  Not general CPR or emergency rescue.  [retard]

Edit: Wold Man: Buddy..you need to learn to swim if you do that sort of stuff.  Just floating isn't enough in some situations.

i got a life jacket i just have problems staying up when i aint got one on and swimming, i can do fine with a jacket lol
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2007, 07:33:39 pm »
I would make a good raft for anyone who wants to survive, "grab hold of my stomach" I'll say. They will eventually and i would paddle with my huge feet in the direction of floor or land.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2007, 07:53:44 pm »
I'm not an Olympic swimmer, but I have just enough prerequisite experience in the water to survive for a period of time, if need be.
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Re: People who can't swim.
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2007, 02:06:07 am »
Quote from: ThunderPantz on September 12, 2007, 07:33:39 pm
I would make a good raft for anyone who wants to survive, "grab hold of my stomach" I'll say. They will eventually and i would paddle with my huge feet in the direction of floor or land.
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