Take the world over

[KorrupT MerC]

*Note: This topic is pure entertainment, lets not get technical, this means you and your friend.

Well i met outcast a while back in irc and he unveiled his plans to take over the world, it was pretty funny, i wont repeat them as he may want to take over the world secretly.

Now i know he isnt the only one in these forums who has thought about it, so how would you take over the world? (It can be economic take-over/militaristic/etc.) Be creative

[Graham]

Control the coffee trade over the world, and have a partner start a bootleg coffee business. That way I get the legit/illegal money and control over coffee... You take away caffeine... you take away the will to live.

[KorrupT MerC]

I'd band together all the deranged gangsters and we'd take over a cloning facility, we'd capture a few top scientists and move to a secluded location, forcing the scientists to obey our every command and in return we'd make them rich when our demands our met, I would then clone all forms of monkeys and gorillas, we'd train them to use guns and jujitzu (spellcheck?) when we cloned a few hundred thousand of them, we'd start releasing them in waves, having them attack any and everything that moves.

I would start with the weaker governments, telling them that the random attacks will stop when they sign over all their rights and money to me. I would move from country to country, as my army builds up, i would start unleashing the waves into higher-classed countries, if they didnt give up over the monkey attacks, i'd threaten them with my military, eventually even the most advanced countries wouldnt be able to fight back against my all powerful monkeys and military. Thus the world is mine and once it is, i would capture all the monkeys and lock them up in an underground facility for safe keeping until some stupid ass tries to get rid of me, then once again release the ravaging beasts of terror.

[BondJamesBond]

Free stuff. That is all.

[imacheater2k7]

I would start my own store that didn't charge a bit of money for anything and run the Wal-Marts out of business and make the world bow to me as I overpriced everything afterwards. How do I stay in business? Mom and Dad, of course.

[a-4-year-old]

make a company that produces literally everything. Employ the masses and monopolize, running my own security sector the line between business and government is blurred so much that I eventually gain power over the entire world!

[Zeating]

Fourm a gang of evil kittins that use there cuteness to lure all the people of the earth to one spot..the unleash a nuculer bomb....then rule the world by myself....then....say "why the feck did i just do that im all alone now"

awh

[Psycho]

Some guy in my BF2 clan has similar plans.
http://own.the-whole-world.com/
Thats the site he made ;P

He sent a mail to disneyland asking if he could live in the castle there.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

I'd somehow influence all of the people in the Electoral College (after all, the popular vote means nothing in America).  Once I became President, I'd come up with another plan.  Probably pull a 1984 or something.

[7th_account]

Knowing that all the communication satellites in the world float at the same distance from earth in a pearl band along the equator, I'd send a box of nails floating in the other direction, throwing all civilized contries in marshal law. Working with Al-Quaida we'd frame countries for attacking one another by launching russian- and yank missiles randomly.

Of course this all assumes I'm an evil billionaire and have an roving gang of thugs called The Army of the 12th_account.

[Thinkto urself]

I'd band together all the deranged gangsters and we'd take over a cloning facility, we'd capture a few top scientists and move to a secluded location, forcing the scientists to obey our every command and in return we'd make them rich when our demands our met, I would then clone all forms of monkeys and gorillas, we'd train them to use guns and jujitzu (spellcheck?) when we cloned a few hundred thousand of them, we'd start releasing them in waves, having them attack any and everything that moves.

I would start with the weaker governments, telling them that the random attacks will stop when they sign over all their rights and money to me. I would move from country to country, as my army builds up, i would start unleashing the waves into higher-classed countries, if they didnt give up over the monkey attacks, i'd threaten them with my military, eventually even the most advanced countries wouldnt be able to fight back against my all powerful monkeys and military. Thus the world is mine and once it is, i would capture all the monkeys and lock them up in an underground facility for safe keeping until some stupid ass tries to get rid of me, then once again release the ravaging beasts of terror.

Just like the Germans...

[KorrupT MerC]

I'd band together all the deranged gangsters and we'd take over a cloning facility, we'd capture a few top scientists and move to a secluded location, forcing the scientists to obey our every command and in return we'd make them rich when our demands our met, I would then clone all forms of monkeys and gorillas, we'd train them to use guns and jujitzu (spellcheck?) when we cloned a few hundred thousand of them, we'd start releasing them in waves, having them attack any and everything that moves.

I would start with the weaker governments, telling them that the random attacks will stop when they sign over all their rights and money to me. I would move from country to country, as my army builds up, i would start unleashing the waves into higher-classed countries, if they didnt give up over the monkey attacks, i'd threaten them with my military, eventually even the most advanced countries wouldnt be able to fight back against my all powerful monkeys and military. Thus the world is mine and once it is, i would capture all the monkeys and lock them up in an underground facility for safe keeping until some stupid ass tries to get rid of me, then once again release the ravaging beasts of terror.

Just like the Germans...

Its why people like me rarely get any political power

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Control the flow of caffeine, and you control the world. 'nuff said.

Next in line comes pr0n regulations. You could get one hell of a stranglehold on the general populus pretty quickly. I mean, c'mon, think about it.

[LOL]

I whould unleash an army of super ginatic lemons to do my bidding! Mawhhahahaha

[Rangedmage14]

Hmm... sounds like something I've been trying to do lately!

Join ~!EL~ ~!~!~!~ Mwahahahahahahahaha

http://www.z11.invisionfree.com/elitelegion/index.php

xD I didn't know where to put it... since its not a clan, only a team, no tryouts, people love EL! Thats why I've gotten so many recruits lately.

~Peanut Butter Jelly Time

[frogboy]

Russia had the perfect plan before Stalin died.