Author Topic: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC  (Read 1604 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Camping_carl

  • Major(1)
  • Posts: 29
  • Defeat
i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« on: July 17, 2006, 12:50:23 am »
Okay.. We do something here called pros and cons..

it goes over how good of a marine you are... Well... it tells the pros and cons like said in the name How you work with people how good of a shot you are how your attitude is.. how well you speak how you look aka personal appearnce. Fitness shape.. everything Just everything

Well i did freaking awesome all threw the list.. right.. the top you can get is 5.0.2 i belive..

the lowest is 3.8 im not sure again but i belive it is...

4.9 is almost impossible to get though..

4.3 is average..

So anyways returning to the subject they said im motovated.. im dedicated i look good everyday im never late i shave when im spose to expert shot

1st class pft Physical fitness test
great swim quall.
Great education - all marine classes you have taken..

doing good on my martial arts belts perfect...

Anyways i Perfected EVERYTHING

Then at the bottom...

by the master gunnery sargent it says Scored lowered due to the fact this marine hates all the other marines..

Same by all the other staff NCO

i was like holyh LJADSFDSKL this is homo erotic.. i thought but its the truth most of these guys i work with are complete idiots and if you include the girls there even dumber than bricks.. And there lazy

GIRLS im sorry im not being sexist but you are lazy as hell in the MC everyday we do something called pt physical training.... and we have 5 girls in our training area.. and 9 guys.. in our section.. Well we are all spose to train.. And go run up mountains so on

All 5 GIRLS EVERY DAY GO TO MEDICAL the thing is the stafff ncos and ncos Can not deny medical.. its a marine corp rule just like they can not deny us food.. :p..

So they Get to go to medical and now they have some fake ass excuses saying there hurt ALL 5?! i think not pretty lame.. Our NCO none commisioned officer.. A corporl... He hates all of them and we see them out there.. playing sports and stuff so there probley going to get njp ;D and lose there rank all the way to private it has happend.. 3 times already

So if girls complain about not seeing alot of HIGH RANKING GIRLS its there freakikng fault for being lazy..

anyways getting back to the subject i talk horrible to all these people in front of there faces because i know there pieces of trash and i can beat the **** out of them...

One guy his name is matos.. some.. demonicon guy... lol the guy Has 2 lazy eyes YES 2 LAZY EYES

so when ever he is Sposivly looking at me.. and talking to me.... he looks like hes talking to THE WALL or a soda machine... or someone kinda close to me... but hes staring off into the distance it looks like and his iq is like 5... because he understands no freaking commands.. Thats why i always have him go mop..

another one... his name is gordon.. some black guy.. he is kinda cool but hes.. kinda ..weird. his roommate is jimenize well.. gordon is always writing in this little book
he thinks hes a rapper.. but.. we all know hes not.. he is one of those white black people lol raised in a good nieghbor hood... haha.. and he always trys to act gangster its quite amazing

anyways... when he left his little book sitting there i started reading it... omfg it was ***

THE SECOND rap in there was this...

I jack off when my roommate is sleeping looking at hentia that makes me beepen sometimes i hope he doesnt find something squisy under the toilet seat?

..that was his rap... I Started laught right there i was about to throw up it was so *** it was funny...


anyways.. thats why i got 4.5 4.5 -_- its above average.. but.. still pisses me off
lol thats just two of them.. i could keep going on but.. im kinda tired.. lol ill talk about the others later.. and yes it gets  worse
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.

Offline Dascoo

  • Soldier
  • **
  • Posts: 200
  • banned from the forums
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2006, 12:53:19 am »
Did you win?

UnReQuitLo
ɹǝƃuɐɥɔɹǝƃıu

Offline Camping_carl

  • Major(1)
  • Posts: 29
  • Defeat
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2006, 12:53:48 am »











win what
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.


Offline Camping_carl

  • Major(1)
  • Posts: 29
  • Defeat
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2006, 01:47:47 pm »
sooo this post is awesome
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.

Offline peemonkey

  • Soldier
  • **
  • Posts: 157
  • Member Since: June 24th, 2003
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 02:05:33 pm »
Sounds like there's some cliques in the marine corps, if this is the fact, that's a dirty fucking shame.

Offline Dascoo

  • Soldier
  • **
  • Posts: 200
  • banned from the forums
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 05:44:20 pm »
Ok if you didn't win who did?

UnReQuitLo
ɹǝƃuɐɥɔɹǝƃıu

Offline Sethamundo

  • Inactive Staff
  • Flagrunner
  • *****
  • Posts: 607
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 07:38:59 pm »
I no joke spit my drink in the floor while reading that rap.
That's some funny stuff man.
Illumination is not reached by visualizing the light but by exploring the darkness.

Offline A

  • Soldier
  • **
  • Posts: 124
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 07:44:34 pm »
HAHAHAHA

This is hilarious, you're complaining about getting a bad review by a gunnery seargent?

In the past if you did bad, your entire platoon would probably tie you to a bed and hit you with soap bars wrapped in towels. Heh Stanley Kubrick.

By the sounds of it you still scored significantly higher than everybody else, good job! *salutes*

Offline Rambo_6

  • Camper
  • ***
  • Posts: 463
  • Banned
    • (Adam Whitby) What where you're freinds doing on my server earlier?!
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 08:23:27 pm »

i was like holyh LJADSFDSKL this is homo erotic..

I lol'd.

Offline Camping_carl

  • Major(1)
  • Posts: 29
  • Defeat
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 02:02:49 pm »
Na.. man this guy writes some crappy raps..

I remember another.. it was like this

I like to drink serria mist... and kiss black chicks with my frozen kiss

Wtf is that?
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.

Offline RabidTreeFrog

  • Camper
  • ***
  • Posts: 291
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 08:11:59 pm »
Dunno, kinda scary Carl.. o_0
They let him into the USMC? Wow.

Oh and my dad (Who was a Marine in the 80's) says Semper Fi.
not around

Offline Camping_carl

  • Major(1)
  • Posts: 29
  • Defeat
Re: i freaking got Blammed at the USMC
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2006, 12:18:59 am »
lol semper fi..

always faithful :) give him a big MARINE HUG FOR ME
  my mofo made this beautiful piece of art.