Mangled*- Official God of Soldat

[BondJamesBond]

Let's see... You're the only one who brings up that stupid topic, and I'm holding the grudge?

That's why I held you to every single argument, while you simply dropped them bit by bit. You lost them.

If it was the Fisting Zone, I would have engaged in vicious verbal rape after the argument. Standard procedure. I win, you lose, I blatantly insult you.

And I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not even that big of dick towards you, so don't act so victimized.  

Ah, finally: You were the one who went offtopic first. lawl.

Begrudgesome

[Lone-Wolf]

The Great Gandhi..... he once said....

An eye for an eye only makes the whole world go blind....

That dude starved himself so that others would stop fighting..... up to the point of almost dying.
Is it too much to stop quarreling over things that don't matter ? Once you flame, you lose. 

Logic over emotion, people. Logic. We aren't monkeys anymore... we evolved. WE EVOLVED BABY !!
THE NEXT STEP OF EVOLUTION IS AUTISM I SAY !! THEY HAVE SPECIAL POWAHS LIKE SOLVING MATH PROBLEMS AND MEMORIZING IMPORTANT FACTS !! HAIL AUTISMMMMMMM. 

If this stupidity doesn't outbeat this stupidity, at least I tried..... 
Don't worry Gandhi, rest in peace, someone will continue your work. 

[ElGato]

Of course I'm not actually God of Soldat, but I know for fact I'm one of the best players around.

I did actually laugh a lot at this, I don't know if I was supposed to or not.

[Gortaak]

Of course I'm not actually God of Soldat, but I know for fact I'm one of the best players around.

I did actually laugh a lot at this, I don't know if I was supposed to or not.

I know rite? Who has actually even heard of this guy? This is a first for me. :/

[M.rSnow]

In R/S games i usualy have a 12 K/d score. (<-Not Braging) But thats because i Dont have a clan yet so i have to play whit Pub noobs
But playing against more plaayers are easyer. (If they dont spawn)

[TradeMAAK]

Care much? Besides, you're on these forums too.

Look at my post count and compare it to yours.

BUT. A real god in Soldat wouldn't even die once no matter what the situation. 0 deaths No.1 that's the ultimate achievement.

He can survive every encounter with the enemy, as his teammates dies all over the place, and that barsteward would still be breathing by the end of the fecking war and tell stories about it to his grandchildren while drinking some hot chocolate.

Yeah, if soldat wouldn't be full with lag deaths, overskill deaths, no reason deaths, bollocksty errors and not working nades, then yeah...that would be possible I guess...if you are a huge nerd.

Jewface is a pretty cool guy, eh acts stupid and doesn't afraid of anything.

[ViN]

Of course I'm not actually God of Soldat, but I know for fact I'm one of the best players around.

I did actually laugh a lot at this, I don't know if I was supposed to or not.

I know rite? Who has actually even heard of this guy? This is a first for me. :/

I have heard of him once, because he was whining about climbing.
I've never played with him, probably even with my actual skill I wouldn't lose a 1vs1 against him and I've never been an awesome player.

[Psycho]

From what I've seen from you ingame you still have a long way to go before you can call yourself a soldat god (or one of the best)
Public servers are just full of noobs that's all.

Owning the bollockse out of a public server can be fun (and its not hard) but it does NOT mean you are among the best in the game. Try playing with the pro's if you want to see where your real skill level is.

[Pragma]

Dude, there is only one god of Soldat. And that is Vision/Audio. Not to mention you are on green team, so you have more people to kill than the rest of the people. Barely having a 2:1 k:d ratio isnt that great. Its a pub. I have a buddy of mine with 59 kills and 9 deaths in a pub without being on a green or yellow team. And its completely obvious that everyone in there sucks, as none of them can even get an even ratio of kills to deaths, and even if they do, its only slight.

Mebey attempt something like that when there are actual GOOD players and it MIGHT be impressive. But its a pub so its bleh. Ive had 5-1 k:d with 3 caps in a pub, not that impressive, considering people in pubs suck. Not all but most.

Btw, this should be in the post, show your ownzor.

While Gortaak here has shot me in the head more times than I can count*, I'll have to agree with him on this.  When *every* other player in a free-for-all is a potential kill, while all other targets can only kill 50% of the same set, it skews the stats horribly.  Add to that the potential to steal kills from other skirmishes, the team play dynamics of a TM, plus the fact that a singleton is usually disregarded as a minor threat, and a free merc such as yourself makes out like a bandit.

Don't get me wrong - it's entertaining to read about an exhibition match like this.  Cool stuff.  But you should screen-cap some charts from a DM server and post them back here to show some true ownage.

(* which is not saying much thanks to the aforementioned shooting)

[mar77a]

If you are bored from pubs you should probably try gathers.

[Mangled*]

It's funny. The number of times it's been suggested that I should play Gathers is huge and yet they always fail to provide me with the correct irc address. Generally it ends up with them saying oh "#gather" and I'm like what network? and I don't get an answer.

[mar77a]

Don't you know how to move by your own means?

NA: http://nagather.u13.net/
Europe: http://gather.soldat.nl

Need a graph too?

[Rai-Dei]

There mar77a made it easier.

[Ziem]

WOOOW public ownage #43554.
... It's really getting boring.

[Mangled*]

Technically you guys are breaking the rules.

This is a section where you can share memorable moments with the rest of the community.

This means that replies like :

- "you noob, I could do that with my eyes closed"
- "rofl"
- " "
- "That's the dumbest things I ever heard"

are NOT the way to post here.

Any similar replies or flaming will get deleted or punished.

[Dynamo]

Why bother arguing? Don't forget, these guys are "elite." Pfft.
Most of these people need one or more of the following:

a) A (real) sense of humor
b) less free time
c) a reality check
d) a diaper change
e) a good f*** (not very likely)
f) to get over themselves

Feel free to check off any that apply to yourselves...

[Jok3r]

Well,I think:
A
B
E

Would help me out.

But other than that, Mangled,you seem really seasoned,I agree,Gathering can help you out mate. Finding a good clan,player's around your skill level (And a few higher and lower). Though Pub's may be interesting,it's not as fun as real Clan Wars and Gathers,you should try it.

[NinjaGimp369]

From a soldat moment, to a bashpit.

Let Mangled have his moment!

[Outcast]

Well, I used to be this arrogant, but I actually had the skill and respect to get away with it. Unlike you, who pretty much got what he had coming. Thread locked.