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Offline jrgp

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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2008, 11:02:17 pm »
Actually, since you're on ubuntu, you can do this: (never ever do it without reason as it will totally fuck up your system)

sudo rm -rf /
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Offline Sethamundo

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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2008, 11:13:27 am »
Quote from: Wormdundee on March 05, 2008, 10:58:20 pm
Amazing how many of you don't pay attention to the fact that he has stated multiple times that he is running on Ubuntu and not any version of Windows.

I would imagine that running on a Linux distro makes it somewhat more difficult to screw it up. I suppose it would operate on the same principle though. Go find system critical files and start playing whack-a-mole on them.
Ditto.  Why can't you people get that through you're head, he's not using windows.  He can't turn off anti-virus software because he doesn't have any (if you don't understand why, don't even ask), and he has no "WINDOWS" or "SYSTEM32" folders.  Just format your hard drive(s) and don't install any operating systems.  Problem solved.  Before you physically unleash your hatred on the computer, salvage parts, it's a waste of money if you don't.

EDIT: like jrgp stated, just use the "sudo rm -rf /" command.  Guaranteed win.
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2008, 05:35:41 am »
yes sounds like a spoilt piece of crap. Save up for ur own computer. Then u can get a new one. Stingy bastard
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2008, 01:25:20 pm »
lol, if any of this works well, he won't be able to reply to this topic or answer questions for a while.  :D
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2008, 09:50:09 pm »
Quote from: Horve on March 04, 2008, 10:26:58 pm
Quote from: Thinkto urself on March 04, 2008, 10:22:52 pm
or just nuke it.
Nothing better than a nice hot coffee with a big shiny nuclear blast in the morning.
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Not all of us have plutonium handy.....

mmm u can buy some on walmart for sure is like 999.99
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #45 on: March 17, 2008, 09:58:47 pm »
Install Windows Millenium.
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2008, 02:33:30 pm »
Is there a hybernation thing in Ubuntu? If there is, make your PC go into it and while it's in the pocess of going into it, cut off the power supply.
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2008, 02:42:53 pm »
why not try lighter fuild
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2008, 03:50:10 pm »
Quote from: Laser Guy on March 27, 2008, 02:33:30 pm
Is there a hybernation thing in Ubuntu? If there is, make your PC go into it and while it's in the pocess of going into it, cut off the power supply.
Yes there is. Doing that won't really doing anything.
As I said, since it's on linux, do the following:

sudo rm -rf /

(it deletes literally everything on the computer, including any flashdrives / cameras / ipods connected to it)



edit: Wait a sec. Yes hasn't posted in this thread for a long ass time. Maybe he did screw up his computer and his parents haven't gotten him a new one?
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2008, 04:21:09 pm »
Do what i did.  :P
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2008, 04:32:33 pm »
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2008, 08:49:19 pm »
Beisbol BAT!!
Or you could jsut delete every single thing.orrrr....
BEISBOL BAT!!!!
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Re: How to break a computer?
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2008, 08:58:21 pm »
take a old aplience or something that has a plug that you put in the wall  and expose the two wire and just zap'em on your computer
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