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Offline SUBWAYSANDWICH

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Dear god please help me
« on: May 08, 2009, 07:42:00 am »
Hi I'm the owner of Subway (Jared retired in '08) and despite being a buzillionaire, I have a real problem.
I got a Maxtor 300gb hard drive so I could store some delicious Subway jpgs but straight out of the box, the piece of crap has malfunctioned.
Of course it didn't decide to shit itself until I had put more than 400gb of top secret data on it.

If I can't recover it, Subway as we know it is doomed- not only will all the well known and loved recipes like the ham sandwich disappear forever, my own prized collection of scanned comic books and 400gb of porn will be gone forever! I've been collecting since '05 and it will literally take me years to get all of that anal, gangbang and bestality back.

So please, does anyone know how  can recover my porn collection and Subway recipes?
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Offline Hair|Trigger

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 07:56:12 am »
yer 400gb wont quite fit on a 300gb drive
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Offline SUBWAYSANDWICH

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 07:57:45 am »
Good for you I lied, I actually only have 250gb of porn. Going to help or are you going to keep being Australian?

Plus it isn't even porn it's National Geographic cut outs of topless teenage African girls stretching their lips with clay pots.
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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 08:37:04 am »
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 08:46:21 am »
Lol, another joker... I wonder if it's someone who had been banned on the forums or just someone who is bored.
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Offline SUBWAYSANDWICH

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 08:56:53 am »
Even I know image macros are against the rules.
I wish I was actually joking- I just want to get my shit back before I have to spend money.
Quote from: Gnoblar on May 08, 2009, 08:39:35 am
Subway doesn't even have a recipe for ham sandwiches... they just throw it together as ordered.
You're joking, right? I've been here five minutes and I've found the forum tool.

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME RECOVER MY HARD DRIVE'S LOST DATA?
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Offline SUBWAYSANDWICH

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 09:02:17 am »
Meatspin's funnier. You can go away now.
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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 09:06:06 am »
See those green letters in your profile Gnoblar? Those mean you shouldn't post links like that.
And stop feeding, please...
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Offline Gnoblar

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 09:09:28 am »
Quote from: JFK on May 08, 2009, 09:06:06 am
See those green letters in your profile Gnoblar? Those mean you shouldn't post links like that.
And stop feeding, please...

Yeah, I've stopped, I'm sorry. I'll delete my post.
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Offline JFK

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 09:10:32 am »
gj, but don't forget the first one..

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 09:11:26 am »
Done, ;)
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Offline Twistkill

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Re: Dear god please help me
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 04:03:05 pm »
Uh... yeah, this thread is finished.
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