Once there was a forumer named Pavliko. He liked catgirls and 4-chan and ungodly things like that. He spent a long time wandering around soldatforums, growing more and more unhappy. He asked for reprieve from his tired, sad existance, but all he was given was a firm smack to the back of the head.
Un-satisfied by this, and still growing more and more useless and lonely, he decided to take matters into his own hands. His actions are remembered by Wraithlike in his 14th hymn:
Pavliko, one dark day
decided to do him self away
Bereft of friends, save catgirls and creeps
He took to posts that make one weep
Lots'o'spam is what he made
and for his spamming, Pavliko hath been slayed.
He'll be back eventually (60 Days, in fact.), but one slip up and I crush him under my thumb. Good Night Folks!
-Wraithlike
