Hi there. I have several ideas to "improve" Soldat gameplay a bit.
Idea 1: Vehicles
Wee n33dz veh-hi-kulz bahd!!!1! It should be about time that they get added into gameplay. If only there was someone who is smart enough to create special programming files that are simple enough for the game to understand, and allow the use of boats, cars, and helicopters (that someone is definitely not me!)...
Airplanes are not necessary, all vehicles can be destroyed after a number of hits that can be specified in the game options menu.
The only 2D sprites needed for vehicles are the left, right, 3 or 5 turning sprites, moving (rotating wheel/prop/possible weapon) sprites, and destroyed sprites. Sprites can rotate while moving and can spout smoke depending on how damaged they are, when destroyed, they explode (causing injuries to anyone nearby) and spout flames. Aircraft can either explode in midair or glide down to crash on polygons. All this is needed for those precious touches of realism, as well as maximum enjoyment. (that did not sound right...)
Idea 2: 'Special time' indicators
This would require an in-game calendar to be installed in the game, but the effects it produces would be pretty nonetheless. Some ideas are listed below:
Valentine's Day - the sky is a pinkish hue and hearts gently rain down
St. Patrick's Day - leprechaun-related items rain down from the sky, which can be picked up, worn, or thrown by players (push [P] to remove the outfits)
Easter Day - the sky is a greenish hue and 'easter egg' powerups may appear. These special powerups have random effects, whether good or bad (they can grant beserker/predator modes, paralyze you, etc.). You can shoot at the cute bouncing bunnies for fun, or if you get bored, throw them down a great height and see what happens!
April Fools - Enjoy the constant rain of pies, whoopee cushions, and other practical joke devices. They can be thrown and shot at, and all weapons have been temporary replaced with 'prank weapons' for this day
April 26 or 27 - that apparant 'tax day', coins fall into the battlefield, which players can throw or shoot at for fun. I forgot to mention that all thrown objects will do a little bit of damage, depending on how hard you throw.
Mother's/Father's Day - portraits of moms and dads rain down on the appropriate holidays. They can also be thrown or shot at
Earth Day - various recyclable objects rain down onto the battlefield, whether hard or gently (depending on what they are). Can be thrown and shot at
Your birthday - congrats, you gots yourself a crown, cape, and a confetti-crappin' rear end. Be proud of yourself. Oh yeah, and the knife is replaced with a special birthday cake, just for you on that one day!
Halloween - the sky is black and dark; jackolanterns, candles, tombstones, and costumes rain down. Players can throw and shoot the items and put on costumes (push [P] to remove the outfits)
Thanksgiving - turkeys shall fly and run into flailing bullets and get thrown at players by other players
Christmas - Hello all you ho's, and help yourself to the constant rain of santa hats, winter gear, and random 'present' powerups! Enjoy knives replaced with lethal snowballs for quite the snowball fight and attempting to shoot down Santa and his reindeer!
New Year's Eve - Fireworks in the sky! The M72 LAW is replaced with a powerful, yet spectacular Firework Launcher for this special day
Chinese New Year - Enjoy messing up those lion dances as Chinese symbols on red scrolls gently fall from the skies! The M72 LAW is is replaced with a Firecracker Launcher for this day only
Idea 3: Additional game effects
Special 'Water polygons' for the aforementioned boat vehicles, with 'swimming' animations for players. Special programming units for mapmaking that do certain actions like rotate, spew fire, etc. (oh how I wish polygons could rotate in-game) Additional status effects such as 'freezing', 'paralysis', and 'poisoning' would also be nice (oh great, I'm going Pokemon now aren't I? Don't forget confusion and infatuation, that would be quite a show!)
Idea 4: ~desu desu
Meh, I don't know, I'm thinking "smart sprites" that can know where players are and follow them around. Once they reach their target, they will do a specified programmed effect, such as latching on and doing damage like a Metroid, or hugging the poor guy like a little girl. I dont' know, ~desu
I also happen to have all the sprites for all 35 legendary Pokemanz for no apparant reason, up to HeartGold and SoulSilver, and up to
-type Arceus. My friends apparantly also want me to make Arceus sprites for the fan-made types Light and Glitch/Virus, as well as MissingNo.'s type, Bird (It ain't lookin' like a berd to me).
Wait, why am I talking about Pokemon?... How did I... talk about... Pokemon... ??..?.......... oh yes, 'smart sprites'.
FINALLYS,, FOR EXTRA FUNN, I WANTS A COMMAND THATS CALLED /strip TO GO ALONGS WIHT TEH /piss DA PLAYAH CAN ''TAEK OOFF" THE CLOTHES THEYS WEARING AND HAVE COLORS REPLACE WIT THERE SKIN COLORS !!! EEHH?!?! WHADDAYASAY??? HHMMM
