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Offline Gucci

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #400 on: June 28, 2010, 01:08:32 pm »
saw the table in half and put it together to make a hole
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Offline spasticbuddha

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #401 on: June 28, 2010, 05:20:36 pm »
Smash the remaining bottles in the bar, and, using nothing but the remaining shards and your own semen, craft yourself a new crown. Make Macgyver jealous.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #402 on: June 29, 2010, 12:29:52 pm »
Smash the bottle on the table, to the tablecorner making yourself a weapon. Go rob someone
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #403 on: July 01, 2010, 08:55:58 pm »
Quote from: shantec on June 29, 2010, 12:29:52 pm
Smash the bottle on the table, to the tablecorner making yourself a weapon.








<Broadsword> added to inventory.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #404 on: July 01, 2010, 11:00:29 pm »
Use the awesome sword to shave your beard

Go find the dudes who did this to you. They shall taste our revenge!
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Offline Gucci

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #405 on: July 02, 2010, 12:49:37 am »
eat more spinach
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Offline croat1gamer

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #406 on: July 02, 2010, 04:07:24 am »
Chest hair.
Grow it for more manliness.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #407 on: July 02, 2010, 05:04:08 am »
Look at the opposite corner of the bar.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #408 on: July 03, 2010, 01:08:13 pm »
Try to chop nice slices of a banana with the new weapon.
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