Har har...so, I ran into some guy in game who's name I shall partially omit, spare the fact he had the word masta in it. He prided himself as a camper, except he couldn't manage to kill me from a few meters away in an inf game (quite amusing).
So, I poke a little fun at that fact, and after he gets a few kills in he starts feeling big and running his mouth. This was the means to challenge him to a duel. The first round went smooth as butter, and I won with an 13-4 lead with plenty of whining and moaning on his part about how his barret shots won't kill me (when I kept picking up bulletproof vests).
His excuse? "I don't play DM, I only play INF". So, we go to an inf map or two and things are pretty even...he keeps getting free kills because I'm too busy kicking other people who join the server (my fault for not putting up a password, I guess). Lucky me, I get another vest..he shoots, I don't die, and again he cries BS. Again he shoots, missing this time from nearly point blank, and then says those words I love to hear. Calling me noob and accusing me of hacking. After that I stopped dueling him, it was obvious enough who had won.
Damn I love these kids. Only good when they hide and barret. Good times I guess.