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Offline The Geologist

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Playing against the "masta"
« on: August 14, 2006, 08:47:00 pm »
Har har...so, I ran into some guy in game who's name I shall partially omit, spare the fact he had the word masta in it.  He prided himself as a camper, except he couldn't manage to kill me from a few meters away in an inf game (quite amusing).

So, I poke a little fun at that fact, and after he gets a few kills in he starts feeling big and running his mouth.  This was the means to challenge him to a duel.  The first round went smooth as butter, and I won with an 13-4 lead with plenty of whining and moaning on his part about how his barret shots won't kill me (when I kept picking up bulletproof vests).

His excuse?  "I don't play DM, I only play INF".  So, we go to an inf map or two and things are pretty even...he keeps getting free kills because I'm too busy kicking other people who join the server (my fault for not putting up a password, I guess).  Lucky me, I get another vest..he shoots, I don't die, and again he cries BS.  Again he shoots, missing this time from nearly point blank, and then says those words I love to hear.  Calling me noob and accusing me of hacking.  After that I stopped dueling him, it was obvious enough who had won.

Damn I love these kids.  Only good when they hide and barret.  Good times I guess.
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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 12:03:42 am »
haha...those are the funnest matches.

Offline swebonny

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 02:25:26 am »
Omg lol ^^

Great done that show that kid whos the real "masta".


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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 02:31:39 am »
Heh I love dueling with a kids. :)

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 06:32:36 am »
Oh god, I hate those people. Random noobs you find in pubs which are filled with people who are evn worse and the best guy out of the lot think hes pro
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Offline numgun

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 09:06:30 am »
vest whore... *rolleyes*

but its quite fun being sadistic against those ''masta'' noobs.

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2006, 01:23:45 pm »
Er.

Sounds like a complete idiot. I'm a kid, a camper, a noob, but I use all the guns (Mainly SPAS) and I don't complain like that idiot did. I'm also quite aware how much I suck, but how much better I am at camping than most people I see pathetically walking near a bush with their muzzle flying everywhere.

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2006, 02:41:42 pm »
thats aweseome geo! was i in that game when he was smack talkin? im pretty sure i was
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2006, 02:44:44 pm »
Yes, I remember you being there.  I run in to you fairly often it seems ;D
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Offline Darth

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2006, 08:29:28 am »
Lol - Clearly a "Masta" at being rubbish

Or noob, dumb, stupid etc.

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Re: Playing against the "masta"
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 12:26:26 am »
God damn, I hate people who complain like that. GROW A PENIS FOR GOD'S SAKE! >.>