Questions About God

[Mangled*]

I have some questions that I'd like to be answered. Please answer as honestly as possible.

• 1 - Is God a man/male?
  If Yes:
  
  • 1A: Does God have male genitalia; a bulky penis and scrotum?
  If Yes:
  
  • 1Aa: Is God capable of masturbation?
  • 1Ab: With who or what does God initiate with sexual intercourse? as he has genitalia there must be a sexual purpose.

• 2 - Has God got a human-like appearence?
  If Yes:
  
  • 2A: Does God have human organs such as heart, lungs, stomach, brain etc?
  If Yes:
  
  • 2Aa1: Does God have to breathe to stay alive; can he suffocate?
  • 2Aa2: Does God eat, digest and defecate?
  • 2Aa3: Can God suffer from diseases such as aids and cancer?
  If No:
  
  • 2Ab1: What form does God take? A blob? A cube? A light mist?
  • 2Ab2: Can God take on other forms, for instance: a sperm whale?

• 3 - Has God ever spoken to you?
  If Yes:
  
  • 3Aa: What language did God speak to you in?
  • 3Ab: Have you ever consumed hallucinagenic drugs?
  • 3Ac: Do you or anyone in your family have a history of mental illness?
  If No:
  
  • 3Ba: Would you lie about God having talked to you in order to fit in with others who say that he had, or to attempt to wrongly justify your side in an argument?

• 4 - Has God ever touched you?
  If Yes:
  
  • 4Aa: Where abouts on your anatomy did God touch you?
  • 4Ab: How hard or soft did God touch you?
  • 4Ac: Was any rubbing or stroking involved?
  If No:
  
  • 4Ba: Would you like God to touch you?
  • 4Bb: If you could, would you pay money for God to touch you?

• 5 - Is God everywhere?
  If Yes:
  
  • 5Aa: Is God inside everyone's lower intestine?
  • 5Ab: Was God in Nazi Germany in the 1930's?
  • 5Ac: Was God in Hiroshima?

I think that's enough questions for now, I wouldn't want to overwhelm anyone. If I think of some more I'll let you all know! 

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[fulro]

man i cant asnwere that.......

Welcome Back anyway

[demoniac93]

Can't you just take an example from Foxconn and quit the trolling?...

[fulro]

Can't you just take an example from Foxconn and quit the trolling?...

Be a specific me or him

[croat1gamer]

Read the whole post, it should be read as a oneness, not as straightforward answers.

• 1 - Is God a man/male?
  Schrödinger. Yes and no at the same time.
  If Yes:
  
  • 1A: Does God have male genitalia; a bulky penis and scrotum?
  Similar answer.
  If Yes:
  
  • 1Aa: Is God capable of masturbation?
  If (s)he wants to.
  
  • 1Ab: With who or what does God initiate with sexual intercourse? as he has genitalia there must be a sexual purpose.
  Depends on what does (s)he choose. If the other 'subject' doesnt agree, then its rape. Or bestiality.
  

• 2 - Has God got a human-like appearence?
  Counter question: Do humans have god-like appearance?
  If Yes:
  
  • 2A: Does God have human organs such as heart, lungs, stomach, brain etc?
  Read answer above. Do humans have organs like the god has
  If Yes:
  
  • 2Aa1: Does God have to breathe to stay alive; can he suffocate?
  Pretty much.
  
  • 2Aa2: Does God eat, digest and defecate?
  Same.
  
  • 2Aa3: Can God suffer from diseases such as aids and cancer?
  Same.
  

If No:

• 2Ab1: What form does God take? A blob? A cube? A light mist?

2A is a somehow positive answer.

• 2Ab2: Can God take on other forms, for instance: a sperm whale?

Not really. (S)He can deceive others with a 'mask'

• 3 - Has God ever spoken to you?
  In a way.
  If Yes:
  
  • 3Aa: What language did God speak to you in?
  Depends on which language does (s)he know.
  
  • 3Ab: Have you ever consumed hallucinagenic drugs?
  THC doesnt count, right?
  
  • 3Ac: Do you or anyone in your family have a history of mental illness?
  I doubt.
  If No:
  
  • 3Ba: Would you lie about God having talked to you in order to fit in with others who say that he had, or to attempt to wrongly justify your side in an argument?
  This is more a (psiho)sociological question. Id keep my statement until otherwise proven
  

• 4 - Has God ever touched you?
  Depends what does 'to touch' mean. Lets say yes.
  If Yes:
  
  • 4Aa: Where abouts on your anatomy did God touch you?
  You dirty mind. At variable times, variable places.
  
  • 4Ab: How hard or soft did God touch you?
  Depends on the causes of the touch.
  
  • 4Ac: Was any rubbing or stroking involved?
  Again, depends on the causes.
  If No:
  
  • 4Ba: Would you like God to touch you?
  4B is more a yes than no.
  
  • 4Bb: If you could, would you pay money for God to touch you?
  Id rather let (her)him touch me with (her)his own intention, not to force (her)him to touch me
  

• 5 - Is God everywhere?
  Schrödinger.
  If Yes:
  
  • 5Aa: Is God inside everyone's lower intestine?
  Not really.
  
  • 5Ab: Was God in Nazi Germany in the 1930's?
  Schrödinger yes.
  
  • 5Ac: Was God in Hiroshima?
  Schrödinger yes.
  
  
  
  Now, to understand all the answers, you must understand what do i perceive with "god".
  Whoever is familiar with greek myths should know of Prometheus and Epimethius.
  Prometheus gave the humans "the fire of the gods", also known as the "gods sparkle".
  That sparkle is our wits, thoughts, feelings and everything else what makes us human.
  I perceive that the sparkle which is in each and every human the true god, so thereby, each and every human is in a way "god".
  
  
  edit:
  OH GOD THE FORUM CODE.
  

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SO HORRIBLE.

[demoniac93]

Can't you just take an example from Foxconn and quit the trolling?...

Be a specific me or him

Him.

[Mangled*]

Oh, I'm not trolling, these are sincere questions to people who believe in God.

I don't see how this could be seen as trolling as they are questions, not assertions.

Looking forward to more answers.

Thanks.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

god has touched me before
















on my dick

[Guile]

Guess what? God doesn't exist!

[thegrandmaster]

Guess what? God doesn't exist!

You can neither prove that God exists, or that he doesn't.

And what 'God' are we to referring to exactly here Mangled*?

[croat1gamer]

Probably the stock one, higher being, the one religions are going about, etc., but you can do your own interpretation of "god".

[fulro]

This topic gonna be trolling all the way

[echo_trail]

Someone should lock this.