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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!Question to discuss:use objects around you irl to fight stranger.Stranger 2: Um..Stranger 1: Eh...Stranger 2: ... tissue paper?Stranger 1: A... blanket!!Stranger 2: I KNOW!Stranger 2: Thread!Stranger 1: BAM!!!Stranger 2: Eat that, stranger!Stranger 1: OHHH, you have found my weakness!!!Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOO....!Stranger 1: I'M MELTIIIING...Stranger 2: Phew, that was close.Stranger 2: If he reached for that other object, I would have been done forStranger 1: I! AM! YOUR! FATHER!!!Stranger 2: No, father!Stranger 1: *officially reaches for backpack*Stranger 1: As Dora the Explorer says...Stranger 1: ...BACKPACK! BACKPACK!Stranger 2: Oh god..Stranger 2: No!Stranger 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's right.Stranger 1: YOUR FACE!Stranger 2: No! Quickly, empty dr pepper can!Stranger 2: Save me!Stranger 1: NYEHEHEHEHEHE!Stranger 2: It's not working!Stranger 1: NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!Stranger 2: Work with the cola bottle, dr pepper!Stranger 2: CONCENTRATE YOUR ENERGIES!Stranger 1: NOOOOOOO!Stranger 1: DON'T DO IT!Stranger 1: I... I see the light!!!Stranger 2: It's too late.. they're going to rip a hole in space and time!Stranger 2: Stranger, we need to put aside our differences! Here, drink this deodorant!Stranger 1: I shall!!Stranger 2: It'll bring you back to full strength, and we can stop these empty soft drinks!Stranger 1: ...Wait a minute, what about YOU?!Stranger 2: I..Stranger 2: You will have to do this without me, stranger.Stranger 1: LEAVE WITHOUT ME!!!Stranger 1: ((brb, lololol XD))Stranger 2: (pfftokay)Stranger 1: ((it's... it's official. awesome stranger is awesome. O.O *bows to glorious Stranger*))Stranger 1: The world needs soda heroes like you...Stranger 2: ((-tips fedora.-- Glorious Stranger here, private detective.))Stranger 1: ((-swoon- trolololol~))Stranger 1: ((And I, Random Stranger VI, bandit of the night!! *swishes cape around*))Stranger 1: But wait!!Stranger 2: What is it, Stranger?Stranger 1: Perhaps we can fuse the power of our tissue paper and blanket and create...Stranger 1: ...THE ULTIMATE SAVIOR.Stranger 2: -gasps-Stranger 1: It must be done.Stranger 1: THE WORLD IS READY!Stranger 2: But what if it goes wrong, Stranger?!Stranger 1: Then we shall have to live with our actions forever more.Stranger 2: What if it turns into our darkest nightmares, Stranger?Stranger 2: What.. what if it fuses into a teddy bear, stranger?Stranger 2: What will we do?Stranger 1: -GASP-Stranger 1: DON'T SAY THE NAME!Stranger 2: I'm sorry!Stranger 1: Well, there's always the Hokey Pokey...Stranger 1: I may not be enough, however.Stranger 2: But that could kill us all, Stranger!Stranger 2: It's too powerful to do with only two people!Stranger 1: The ancient ritual must take place, and it must take place today!Stranger 1: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, our fathers brought forth upon this nation THE HOKEY POKEY!Stranger 1: ARE YOU WITH ME?Stranger 2: I am, Stranger.Stranger 2: Even if the world ends.Stranger 2: I'll be here!Stranger 1: If... If we don't get through this alive, know that I will always remember this moment.Stranger 1: ...Somehow.Stranger 2: I will too. I love you, stranger.Stranger 1: This... this is so sudden!!Stranger 2: There's no other time!Stranger 1: But, I must admit... I love thee as well.Stranger 2: If.. if we both perish, I wanted you to know this much, stranger.Stranger 2: I'm...Stranger 1: You're...?Stranger 2: I'm..Stranger 1: You're...?Stranger 2: I'm pregnant, stranger.Stranger 1: WHAT?!Stranger 2: I don't know!Stranger 1: WHAT?!?!Stranger 1: WHAT?!?!?!Stranger 2: When you brought out the backpack, something strange happened to me!Stranger 2: -sobs-Stranger 1: It's okay... It's okay... Behold, this child shall defeat THE DREADED TEDDY BEAR OF DEATH!!!Stranger 1: *light shines*Stranger 2: T-there's something else you should know.Stranger 1: O Stranger, what is it?!Stranger 2: I... the dreaded teddy bear of death threatened to destroy our child.Stranger 1: *GASP!*Stranger 2: So.. to save our child, I..Stranger 2: I have to join it now, Stranger.Stranger 2: I-I'm sorry.Stranger 1: No! NO!! Don't joy the evil!!!Stranger 2: I'm sure you two will prevail. You have to!Stranger 1: OUR CHILD WILL LOSE SOUL...!!!Stranger 2: Oh god.. what have I done?!Stranger 2: Stranger.. what.. what do I do?Stranger 1: Only you know, Stranger.Stranger 1: The answer lies within your heart.Stranger 2: I..Stranger 1: Look closely, Stranger.Stranger 1: Look closer.Stranger 1: Closerrrr...Stranger 1: C...l...o...s...e...r...Stranger 2: Without the dreaded teddy bear of doom.Stranger 2: ... closer, stranger?Stranger 2: Are you okay?Stranger 1: Closer, Stranger.Stranger 2: Stranger?Stranger 2: I'll sacrifice myself, Stranger. It's the only way. You'll be able to raise our child alone.Stranger 2: ...Stranger 1: No, I fear I am not.Stranger 2: No!Stranger 1: YOU MUST HOLD STRONG!Stranger 2: Get a hold of yourself!Stranger 1: SLKJFASDF...!Stranger 2: Please, for our child!Stranger 2: You need to do it!Stranger 2: You can!Stranger 1: But... but without you, what am I?!Stranger 1: Just a random pebble, drifting through the waves!!Stranger 1: An eagle clawing through a jar of orange juice!!Stranger 2: I-I.. I'll always be with you, in spirit!Stranger 1: AND I, WITH YOU!Stranger 2: I'll be that lonely ghost, following you and supporting you with a broomstick!Stranger 1: And I will shake my fist fondly!!Stranger 1: DEATH DO US PART, DEAR STRANGER!!!Stranger 2: Death do us part!Stranger 2: But, beyond that!Stranger 2: We will ALWAYS be together!Stranger 2: I love you stranger.Stranger 1: Always! As one!!! *cue cheesy music*Stranger 2: Let's defeat the teddy bear.Stranger 2: TogetherStranger 2: As a family.Stranger 1: Let's do it.Stranger 2: As one!Stranger 1: ME, YOU, AND OUR 50-YEAR OLD TURTLE THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON!!!Stranger 1: TOGETHER!!!!Stranger 2: TOGETHER!Stranger 1: *more cheesy music*Stranger 1: UNIIIIIIITE!Stranger 2: LA LA!Stranger 2: PO!Stranger 1: DA DA DAAAAAA...!!!Stranger 2: -Native tellytubby war cry-Stranger 1: ((OH MY GOSH YOU'RE AMAZING))Stranger 2: ((-Swishes peacock tailfeathers-Stranger 2: ((Of course I am.Stranger 1: FOR HAROLD!!!Stranger 2: ((I am Glorious Peacock Stranger, Private Detective))Stranger 2: FOR HAROLD!Stranger 2: AAAAAAAAAStranger 2: TINKY WINKYYYStranger 1: THE POWER LEVEL IS 9,000!!!Stranger 2: I-IT'S NOT ENOUGH!Stranger 1: DIPSYYYY!Stranger 1: LALA!!!Stranger 1: PO!!!Stranger 2: POOOOOOOOOOOStranger 2: IT'S WORKING, STRANGERStranger 2: LA LAStranger 1: PO!!!Stranger 2: I CAN FEEL TEDDY BEAR WEAKENING!Stranger 1: AS CAN I!!!Stranger 2: QUICK, USE YOUR POKEBALL!Stranger 2: I.. WE CAN USE IT!Stranger 1: OUR ENERGIES ARE CUTTING A HOLE THROUGH ITS EARDRUM!!!Stranger 1: I WANNA BE THE VE-RY BEST!Stranger 2: WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH TEDDY BEAR!Stranger 1: I SHALL!!!Stranger 2: LIKE NO ONE EVER WASStranger 1: WAIT... WAIT!Stranger 1: ...I'M OUT OF POKEBALLS! ALL I HAVE IS A MAP SOME LADY GAVE ME!Stranger 2: GOD DAMNIT.. WE HAVE NO CHOICE!Stranger 2: CALL.. CALL GARY OAKStranger 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Stranger 1: WE MUST NOT!!!!!Stranger 2: WE HAVE NO CHOICE, STRANGER!Stranger 1: I-IT CAN'T BE DONE!Stranger 2: AN ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS OUR FRIEND, AS THEY SAY!Stranger 2: IT'S THE ONLY WAY!Stranger 1: BUT... BUT... BUT...!Stranger 1: ......Stranger 2: QUICKLY STRANGER! THE TEDDY BEAR IS CHARGING UP IT'S EYE LASERS!Stranger 1: I shall. For Harold.Stranger 1: NOOO!Stranger 2: I CAN'T HOLD IT OFF MUCH LONGER!Stranger 1: CALLING GARY OAK!!!!!Stranger 2: QUICK!Stranger 1: Gary: Smell ya later.Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Stranger 2: WE HAVE TEN SECONDS! THE TIMER ON IT'S HEAD SAYS SO!Stranger 2: NO!Stranger 2: DAMNIT, GARY!Stranger 2: CALL.. CALL THE VERY BESTStranger 2: THERE'S FIVE SECONDS!Stranger 1: THAT NO-ONE EVER WAS?!Stranger 2: STRANGER!Stranger 2: YOU CAN DO THISStranger 1: YES, STRANGER?Stranger 2: AAAAAAStranger 1: ROGER-ROGER!Stranger 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAStranger 2: -POKES THE EYES-Stranger 1: Beep boop beep!!!Stranger 2: I'VE WEAKENED IT!Stranger 1: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! LET'S!! DO!! THIS!!!Stranger 2: YEAH!Stranger 1: I'LL TAKE DEFENSE!!!!Stranger 2: ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE THE PYROStranger 1: YES!!!Stranger 1: WE... WE'RE DOING IT! WE'RE DOING IT, STRANGER!Stranger 2: I CAN FEEL IT'S POWER BREAKING!Stranger 1: YESSSSSSSSS!!!Stranger 2: WE DID IT, STRANGER!Stranger 2: A-AGH!Stranger 1: YEAH WE DID!Stranger 1: BUT...Stranger 2: I.. It..Stranger 1: T-THE RECIOL, IT...Stranger 1: it...Stranger 1: No!!!Stranger 2: Stranger..Stranger 1: STRANGER!!!!Stranger 2: I.. I love you.Stranger 1: DON'T DO THIS TO ME!Stranger 2: I.. only one of us can live through this day..Stranger 1: DON'T LEAVE ME ON THIS CRUEL, CRUEL UNIVERSE!!!Stranger 2: W-we're out of deodorant cans..Stranger 1: B-but......Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Stranger 2: And.. I'll give my life to you, Stranger..Stranger 2: If it means you can live on..Stranger 1: BUT... BUT I'LL GIVE YOU MY SOUL!Stranger 2: F-for Harold, stranger..Stranger 2: You need.. you need to live..Stranger 2: For Harold..Stranger 1: N-no!!! You have too much to live for!!!!!Stranger 1: THINK OF THE ICE-CREAM MAN!Stranger 1: THINK OF YOUR FACE!Stranger 1: THINK OF ME!!!Stranger 2: I-I remember when I first met the Ice Cream man, stranger..Stranger 2: Haha.. It was so nice, he gave me an extra flake!Stranger 1: *EPIC FLASHBACK*Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 1: Yeah... Yeah!!!Stranger 2: STOP, I WANT AN ICE CREAM!Stranger 1: THAT'S IT!!!Stranger 1: YESSSS!!! I WILL GET THEE ICEREAM!!!Stranger 1: JUST... WAIT FOR ME!!!Stranger 1: WAIT FOR ME AT ALL COSTS!!!!Stranger 2: ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 1: WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, STRANGER?!Stranger 2: YES!Stranger 2: I'LL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER, ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 1: I WILL BE BACK INSTANTLY!!!Stranger 2: YAY!Stranger 1: H... how did you know my secret identity?!?!Stranger 2: IT'S ON YOUR HAT, ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 1: BUT... BUT....!Stranger 1: IT WAS FOREVER SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!Stranger 2: DON'T WORRY! IT CAN BE OUR SECRET, ICE CREAM MAN!Stranger 2: TOGETHER!Stranger 1: TOGETHER!!Stranger 2: AS LONG AS YOU GIVE ME AN EXTRA FLAKE!Stranger 2: **FLASHBACK ENDS**Stranger 1: Wow. That was beautiful.Stranger 2: Oh, I remember it so well, stranger.. I remember it so well..Stranger 1: You must live on!!!Stranger 2: I'm not long for this world now, stranger.. I-It's too late..Stranger 2: -cough-Stranger 1: Nooooo!!Stranger 1: Wait, I... I'll call The Local Doctor...!Stranger 2: The.. The Local Doctor?Stranger 1: THE Local Doctor!!!!!Stranger 1: HE SHALL REDEEM US!Stranger 2: H-He can do it!Stranger 2: Yes!Stranger 1: Yes!!Stranger 2: Quickly, stranger.. I don't have long!Stranger 1: I SHALL MOVE LIKE THE WIND!Stranger 1: SWISH, SWISH!!!Stranger 2: YOU'LL NEED TO MOVE FASTER THAN THE WIND!Stranger 1: SWISHSWISHSWISH!!!Stranger 1: HERE HE IS!Stranger 1: ARE YOU WITH ME, STRANGER?!Stranger 1: TALK TO ME...!Stranger 2: I'M WITH YOU STILL, STRANGER..Stranger 2: -cough-Stranger 2: B-but..Stranger 1: YES! YES!!!Stranger 2: urkStranger 1: NOOOOO!Stranger 1: NO?Stranger 2: -ded-Stranger 1: :O...Stranger 1: *collapse*Stranger 1: But...Stranger 1: BUT....Stranger 1: BUT!Stranger 1: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!Stranger 1: THROUGH SICKNESS AND PAIN!!!Stranger 1: WE LOVED EACH-OTHER!Stranger 1: WE FOUGHT THE TEDDY BEAR!!!!Stranger 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY!Stranger 1: *roll credits*Stranger 2: -popcorn crunch-Stranger 2: that was the best filmStranger 2: i have ever seenStranger 1: Well, Stranger... Looks like we got ourselves a winning film.Stranger 2: butStranger 1: But?!Stranger 2: the poor Strangers.Stranger 1: Aw, who cares about STRANGERS?Stranger 2: I'm not sure if the audience will be able to withstand this sorrow, Stranger!Stranger 2: .. Oh, you're right.Stranger 2: It's nothing.Stranger 1: In fact, this could be a COMEDY!Stranger 1: For people to chortle at!Stranger 1: Yeah... YEAH! We should call it "THE COMEDY".Stranger 2: You're right! That's the BEST NAME!Stranger 1: YEAH! YEAH!Stranger 2: We'll be rolling in cheetos and macarenas by the end of the year!Stranger 1: Fame is calling to me!!Stranger 2: Fame and victory, stranger! I can taste it in the air..Stranger 2: It..Stranger 2: It tastes like tuna.Stranger 2: Hm.Stranger 1: Pleasure doing business with you, Stranger!!!Stranger 1: Wh...Stranger 1: I... I hate tuna!!Stranger 1: ...Could this be a sign, dear Stranger...?Stranger 2: I think it is, Stranger.Stranger 1: But... what does it all mean?!Stranger 2: I.. I think the world is not ready for this caliber of comedy.Stranger 1: You know, I think you're right.Stranger 1: The world simply isn't sophisticated enough..Stranger 1: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLORY?Stranger 1: WHAT ABOUT THE CHEETOES?!Stranger 2: So.. so we shall publish it to the internet. They will do it justice. They'll simplify it and tear it to pieces.Stranger 1: Perfect. You are perfect, dear Stranger.Stranger 2: And then the world will be able to understand.Stranger 1: IT is perfect.Stranger 2: We are BOTH perfect, Stranger.Stranger 1: O Stranger, flattery will get you everywhere~Stranger 2: Even in thy sleeves? How naughty, Stranger!Stranger 1: What can I say, Stranger, what can I say... Other than "OH YEAH!"Stranger 1: BAM.Stranger 1: B-but... where on the Internet can they deal with the awesome...?Stranger 2: I-I'm not sure..Stranger 1: Hm.Stranger 1: Perhaps we should put our thinking caps on...Stranger 2: 4chan.. 4chan would find all the innuendos in it. We can't publish it there.Stranger 1: Yes... Yes, you're right. We mustn't.Stranger 2: Where else can we, stranger?Stranger 2: -dons thinking cap-Stranger 1: *dramatic pause*Stranger 1: Tumblr?Stranger 2: Tumblr only cares for the gifs and the like!Stranger 2: And Sherlock!Stranger 2: Lots and lots of Sherlock!Stranger 1: GASP! B-BUT SHERLOCK IS MY LIFE!Stranger 1: SHERLOCK... IS.. MY... LIFFFFE. O.OStranger 1: BUT!Stranger 2: Stranger, get a hold of yourself!Stranger 1: I SHALL!Stranger 1: MUST! KEEP! CONTROL!Stranger 2: We must be sensible!Stranger 2: ASSUMING CONTROLStranger 1: True enough, true enough...Stranger 1: SURELY THERE'S ANOTHER AREA?!Stranger 2: I AM NOT SUREStranger 1: I-IF NOT, I MAY HAVE TO... RUN IN CIRCLES!Stranger 2: WE..Stranger 2: REDDIT ONLY CARES FOR THE CATS AND THE POLITICSStranger 1: SO TRUE...!Stranger 1: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Maybe we can spraypaint it to a bathroom stall!!Stranger 2: WE.. WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN INTERNET, STRANGER.Stranger 2: WITH BLACKJACK.Stranger 1: PERFECT!Stranger 2: AND HOOKERS.Stranger 1: PERFECTION IS IN OUR PAWS!Stranger 2: PAWS, STRANGER?Stranger 2: SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A CAT?Stranger 1: PAWS, STRANGER!Stranger 2: WHY AM I A DOLPHIN?Stranger 1: PERHAPS I SHOULD'VE MENTIONED...Stranger 1: I... I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE...Stranger 2: O-oh.. I-I see..Stranger 2: S-stranger!Stranger 1: I-I understand if you're slightly... disturbed...Stranger 1: But you must understand! THE CURSE WILL HOLD STRONG UNTIL I REACH MY DESTINY!Stranger 2: It.. it's fine if it's with you, Stranger.Stranger 2: I'll stand by you forever.Stranger 1: Thank you, Stranger. Thank you.Stranger 2: D-do you hear that, Stranger?Stranger 1: I... I do!!Stranger 2: .. N-no!Stranger 2: They're coming for me!Stranger 2: Stranger!Stranger 2: What do I do?!Stranger 1: DON'T LISTEN, STRANGER!Stranger 1: DON'T WORRY!Stranger 1: HIDE UNDER MY TOES!!!Stranger 2: WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!Stranger 2: I WILL!Stranger 1: B-B-BUT...!Stranger 2: FOR YOU ARE THE CAT EQUIVALENT OF GODZILLA!Stranger 1: WHAT'S WRONG WITH GODZILLA?!Stranger 1: THE GUY WAS MY AUNT!!!Stranger 1: ...Wait, that sounds wrong...Stranger 2: GODZILLA.. GODZILLA CAME DOWN WITH A COLD.Stranger 2: Wait.Stranger 2: ...Stranger 1: O unfortunate Godzilla...Stranger 1: YOU HAVE A PLAN, DEAR STRANGER???Stranger 2: I-I DON'T.Stranger 2: BUT.Stranger 2: WE'LL FACE IT.Stranger 2: TOGETHER.Stranger 1: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Stranger 1: YEAH!Stranger 2: YEAH!Stranger 1: LET'S DO THIS!Stranger 2: YEAAAH!Stranger 1: YEAAAAAAH!Stranger 1: WAIT! WAIT, STRANGER!Stranger 2: WHAT IS IT, STRANGER?Stranger 1: WHAT IF TOGETHER ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH?!Stranger 2: WE.. WE HAVE TO TRY.Stranger 1: WHAT IF YOU MUST RUN FOR THE HILLS AND I, FOR THEM??Stranger 2: I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU STRANGER.Stranger 2: TOGETHER.Stranger 2: TO THE END.Stranger 1: YEAH!!!!!!Stranger 2: -RUN TOWARDS SUNSET-Stranger 1: -STOMPS AFTER-Stranger 2: **Roll Credits**Stranger 1: WELL THEN! *curls mustache*Stranger 1: That was... the worst movie... EVER.Stranger 1: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!Stranger 1: IN FACT, I WANT MY LIFE BACK!Stranger 2: Oh, I do say. Let us start a riot.Stranger 1: Shall we, Stranger?Stranger 2: Get me my cane, Geoffry.Stranger 1: Of course, William.Stranger 1: *hands cane*Stranger 2: We'll give that conductor a right thwacking.Stranger 2: Prepare the hot wax.Stranger 1: Of course, of course.Stranger 1: But where could he be?Stranger 1: A clubhouse, snickering down at the people he's cheated, maybe?!Stranger 2: He could not have gone far, Geoffry! Get the lackeys to checkStranger 2: They're more.. suited for this dirty work.Stranger 1: Understood, William!!Stranger 1: Meanwhile, my shoes must be shined, polished, cleansed, and washed...Stranger 1: Etcetera.Stranger 2: After all, I wouldn't want you to get that nice tuxedo dirtied by the gaze of strippers!Stranger 2: Indeed.Stranger 2: Allow me to polish my glass eye, Geoffry. One moment.Stranger 2: It gets mighty dirty some days.Stranger 1: Of course, William.Stranger 1: Hmmm, it seems I have a hair in my mustache...Stranger 2: Blast! You'll need to cast yourself a replacement in glass.Stranger 1: Yes, yes, I'll get to it!Stranger 2: It's what comes from watching these god awful movies, after all.Stranger 1: EEEEAAAAGH!Stranger 1: WILLIAM, I'VE FALLEN ONTO THE FLOOR!Stranger 1: I'VE FALLEN, WILLIAM!Stranger 2: Oh dear! Geoffry, how ever will we get you up!Stranger 2: Take my cane!Stranger 1: But... but it was oiled just 84 seconds ago!!Stranger 1: MY FINGERS... ARE... SLIPPING!!!Stranger 2: It must have been faulty oil! We'll oil it again.Stranger 2: No!Stranger 2: Geoffry, you can do it!Stranger 1: CAN'T! HOLD! ON! MUCH! LONGERRRRRRR!!!Stranger 2: TAKE MY HAND!Stranger 1: I'LL TRY!Stranger 2: -pull-Stranger 1: Oof! I'm UP!Stranger 2: -wheeze-Stranger 2: That was close, Geoffry!Stranger 1: But I fear we have a sinister force working against us, William.Stranger 2: That one step could have killed you if you fell down it!Stranger 2: Ah.. that might be the case.Stranger 1: My... my life flashed before my eyes...Stranger 1: And in it, I saw...Stranger 1: ...a hotdog.Stranger 2: A hot dog, Geoffry?Stranger 2: This must be an omen.Stranger 2: A past nemesis, perhaps?Stranger 1: Such a beautiful little hotdog, with gentle curls and sparking eyes.Stranger 1: Perhaps.Stranger 2: From when you ruled the North Indian Coffee trade?Stranger 1: O William, you may be correct...Stranger 1: You don't think people are still angry about The War of The Yam, do you....?Stranger 1: THat was back in 1458, after all...!Stranger 2: ((Alas, I must depart. It grows late in the land of tea and I have a essay to do.))Stranger 1: ((T_T I shall miss thee!!!))Stranger 1: ((Be well, Stranger dearest!))Stranger 2: ((And you, graceful stranger.))Stranger 2: ((-Kiss-.))Stranger 1: ((-sob-))Stranger 1: ((-roll credits-))Stranger 2: ((-grumbling audience-))Stranger 2: ((-riot-))Stranger 1: ((lololol~))Stranger 2: ((-apocalypse-))Stranger 1: ((well, so much for fame...))Stranger 1: ((ciao~!!))Stranger 1: ((until we meet again...!))Stranger 1: ((And I'll be searching the web, if ya do post this! XD))Stranger 2: ((Fame shall come in time, dear. For one grand as you, it shall grace your doorstep.)0Stranger 2: ((Haha, I might.))Stranger 1: ((All the best, glorious Stranger!!!))Stranger 2: (Not sure where'd appreciate it. )Stranger 1: ((Hmmm... we could always make our own internet... *strokes imaginary beard*))Stranger 2: ((With blackjack? And hookers?))Stranger 1: ((Took the words right out of my mouth!))Stranger 1: ((UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!))Stranger 2: ((Aye!))Stranger 2: ((Farewell!))Stranger 1: ((Au revoir!!))Stranger 1 has disconnected
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