The Vending Machine

[billay]

Hokay, so here are the rules. You put a uarter in the vending machine and the next person says what you get and puts a quarter in also.

EXAMPLE EXAMPLE ZOMG LOL
Person #1: *inserts quarter*
Person #2: You get a tumor. *inserts quarter*
Person #3: You get a half-eaten house. *inserts quarter*
Person #4: YOu get a penny. *inserts quarter*

And so on.
Remember. It can be ANYTHING. From a rotton tomato to an albino boogie man.
So without further adeu;
*inserts quarter*
*inserts quarter*

[Mancer]

You get a quarter.

*inserts quarter*

[CardBoardWarrior]

You get a half eaten bag of moldy chips.. 'cus you only put in 25 cent

*inserts 2 quarters*

[Graham]

You get a quarter. *inserts quarter*

[UGK]

You get two quarters. *inserts quarter*

[frogboy]

You get a useless thread.

*inserts nothing*

[Milkman Dan]

You get nothing

*unplugs machine*

[billay]

*plugs machine back in*
*inserts quarter*

[Zazikerng]

You get a THIS IS NOT BASHPIT.

*flips machine over*

[billay]

*flips over again*
*inserts a check for $1,000,000*

[The Geologist]

You get to see the machine destroyed.

*breaks in to vending maching, steals the money, then sends it over to the crusher to be broken up into a million tiny pieces before being melted down to a state beyond repair*

[Milkman Dan]

You get rocks

[Camping_carl]

steals the rocks And trades the rocks in for a time machine to where the vending machine was not destroyed.

And brings it the present time



Inserts A mother fucking quarter

[frogboy]

You get the same thing that Geo just did.

[Camping_carl]

steals the rocks And trades the rocks in for a time machine to where the vending machine was not destroyed.

And brings it the present time



Inserts A mother ****ing quarter

[frogboy]

I didn't get rocks though!

[Evil-Ville]

Inserts quarter.


Receives lock.