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Offline Twistkill

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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2006, 08:11:21 pm »
Because stabbing someone to death with a penis is much more effective and satisfying than using a bayonet.
Rofl... it also shoots special ammunition.

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Offline Graham

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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2006, 08:14:43 pm »
How do you sharpen the penis? I want tips....
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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2006, 08:45:08 pm »
Sandpaper.

Offline O.R.I.O.N.

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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2006, 09:17:37 pm »
...wow, this is getting retarded.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2006, 11:23:42 pm »
I've seen the second gun before. They'll never see it coming...
Too bad the gun doesn't work for vertical corners.

Sure it does, just lie down. :P


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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2006, 11:36:05 pm »
..Is...is that a penis?
I have a Mac so I can't play with you guys no more :(
(psst MM make a Mac version)

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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2006, 11:44:02 pm »
Yes it is.
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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2006, 01:11:52 am »
How do you sharpen the penis? I want tips....

Sandpaper, and some painkillers if said penis is physically attached to you.


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Re: This is the most advanced gun in the world!
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2006, 04:55:51 am »
It's kewl as long it has snake ammo.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2006, 04:59:48 am by Bv »
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