You know you suck in Soldat when...

[Lucky]

You start to lose your temper.

i dont think that this is a noob quality,
sometimes repeated deaths multiple times just pisses me off.

i dissagree, b



and


theres realy nothing else to add.

[sneaky]

You call players n00bs when they kill you more than you like,    try to kick them... cause you cant win...

You say that sniper and m79 are beginners weapons (calling this people noobs)

You call every beginner n00b while knowing that you started on the bottom of the list too...

[Zegovia]

You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...

[thenonliner]

When...You type in 1337 (and perhaps even talk in it).

When...You Taunt too much.

When...You call a player with DEagles a barretard.

When...You camp with a knife.

When...You call the hacks you use as "Myy 1337 sK33llllzzz!!!11one1!"

When...You try to chat with bots.

When...Stupid difficulty bots beat you, then spam millions of taunts.

When...You think typing "Mofo", "homie", and other ghetto-ish related references make you cool.

[Dark Jesus]

When you hide form the opponent during a 1 on 1.

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Well, camping with a ruger or barret in 1 on 1 is a plausable strategy.

[Mr. Domino]

You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...

I know a number of FPS players will say that the quality of the keyboard, mouse, and mousepad do make a difference. Lots of people swear by old IBM keyboards. I definitely have a mouse preference, and I myself play on typing paper since I play better on a wide flat surface than a more limited mousepad. You can get better results playing with a better setup, using a better control scheme, etc.

Of course, changing it once a week would just be silly.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...

I know a number of FPS players will say that the quality of the keyboard, mouse, and mousepad do make a difference. Lots of people swear by old IBM keyboards. I definitely have a mouse preference, and I myself play on typing paper since I play better on a wide flat surface than a more limited mousepad. You can get better results playing with a better setup, using a better control scheme, etc.

Since I have an optical mouse, I never use a mousepad.  That screws up my aim, especially the ones with the ergonomic wrist pad. 

Also, I tend to do better with desktop keyboards instead of laptop ones.  And laptop screens always feel weird.  So if you see me sometime and I suck, it's because I'm playing on my laptop in college.

[Dark Jesus]

Well, camping with a ruger or barret in 1 on 1 is a plausable strategy.

Then I change my reply to "When you hide form the opponent during a 1 on 1."
thats retarded
=D

[FurkaN]

you bored playing Soldat.

[Carlitos]

When you are about to score in CTF and some guy kill u before u touch ur flag and he return it

When you say: "Dont kill me!"

When ur owning and u forgot about ur toasts

When you kill someone and dont stop fire at the dead target

When you spawn kill

A major is pwn

[Twistkill]

When you are about to score in CTF and some guy kill u before u touch ur flag and he return it

Actually, that can happen to anyone, and you don't suck if that happens.

[Dark Jesus]

You know you suck at soldat when you say "Teams!" in a deathmatch.

[Gold]

When you dont know what CTF, INF, RAM, etc. stands for

[O.R.I.O.N.]

When you try to hunt a sniper with a Spas

[Mr. Domino]

When you try to hunt a sniper with a Spas

Hmm? Spas is great against Barretts. The bink and knockback are really disorienting to the target, and you can then Spas boost away if needed.

[amity]

when you call someone with an invisible head a hacker
when you say why didnt that barret/m79 kill you while having 300 ping

[pinOi32]

when you shoot at an enemy right in front of you with barret...and miss.

[Graham]

Locked because of spam. Also let sleeping threads die.(Don't bump old threads!)