Crazy things you've asked your teachers

[Captain Ben]

I did..but that was in college. And then they're not teachers anymore, they're professors.

same thing

[tehsnipah]

Fuck, the worst thing I've ever asked? In health, a police officer explained about drugs, and I asked this.
"What's the difference of smell between smoked Marijuana and non-smoked Marijuana?"

[ColonD]

I had a substitute physical education teacher who was extremely hot. I asked her if she spit or swallowed, and she smoothly replied "It depends on the guy."

That is so fecking badass. Do people not care about sexual harrasment where you go to school? That's awesome!
I had the guts to turn in this report: http://jrgp.us/writings/hope.doc My GYM teacher loved all the half naked women

The Luther Burger . Welcome to the end of life.

Side note: Scantily clad women on bikes is healthy and exciting~

[Melbanana]

Yeah, another day I was helping my coach (~35) carry plates from the baseball diamond into the gym closet, he told me that he things asian chicks are the sexiest. Then he's like, "So what about you, Joseph? Which girls do you think are the sexiest?" I said, "uhh, any I guess."

I'd consider that "weird". The situation probably could have gotten him fired, but he was cool and I'm not a prick.

Your coach suspects that you are gay.

[tehsnipah]

..... That kinda sounds like a flame but w/e, I'll ignore it. I also remember another one,
"Did you ever have a girlfriend Mr.xxxx?"

[KorrupT MerC]

..... That kinda sounds like a flame but w/e, I'll ignore it. I also remember another one,
"Did you ever have a girlfriend Mr.xxxx?"

how daring of you...

Teachers are people you know, they just seem stuck up at the job because they have to deal with 30-some students per class and depending on the schedules 100-200 students a day(anybody would get tired of that quick, especially since no one listens), but off the job most of them are crazier than... well any of you from what i see here. i've always talked to my teachers as if they were just another student, i've talked about drugs/sex/life expectations/who won the football game last night/if i can get an A for the year and just stay home to save the hassle.

You act like they are some 'all powerful beings' or something that its crazy if you talk to them about sex...

"hey i said 'penis' in front of the teacher today"
"hehehkehekhekhe"

Yeah, you are just drowned in a pool of cool and extremeness!

Now lets ask the next question:

Why do some people get beat up in school?

[tehsnipah]

I know my mistakes you know, besides, he only hates me in the class, because I got 5 continuous F's on tests..... (Well after that, I got A's). Well, thank god I don't see him anymore......

[Slashnoob]

Teachers are people you know

You act like they are some 'all powerful beings' or something that its crazy if you talk to them about sex...

thank you
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