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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2007, 04:14:12 pm »
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One of my teachers is a weaboo. He went to japan twice and came back with a samurai sword and a bunch of pictures of his white behind in a picture with the questionable placement of japanese schoolgirls.

When people feel horny, they go to Japan, the last place on earth that is chock-full of legal prostitutes.
Any chance that I can have his sword?

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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2007, 04:27:10 pm »
My french teacher.. Oh boy do I have a story for you. I swear to god he looks like Adam Sandler. Lol I swear man. And he's like all goofy and stuff. And my Music teacher, She has a fricken mole on the side of her lip, and she taked all like in a slang accent voice. I couldn't sleep for 2 days, but then the moved on to different schools.
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2007, 04:35:00 pm »
One time, my friend, this was in 5th grade, he got in trouble and had to wait for his parents to get their right? And our teacher is EXTREMELY CREEPY. He does masturbates while hes teaching us, the next day, my friend moved to another school. It was funny.

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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2007, 04:41:47 pm »
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One of my teachers is a weaboo. He went to japan twice and came back with a samurai sword and a bunch of pictures of his white behind in a picture with the questionable placement of japanese schoolgirls.

When people feel horny, they go to Japan, the last place on earth that is chock-full of legal prostitutes.
Any chance that I can have his sword?
no way man, we use it to chop up square watermelons in class.

He talks nonstop about japan and japanese culture, once i mentioned nintendo and the whole period was spent on technology and modernization in japan.
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2007, 04:51:15 pm »
try mentioning crazy japanese gameshows.

We have 1 media teacher who thinks he is the smartest man alive but he's just an old fart. He keeps making up his own techniques and makes us use them even tho it defies what it says in the book and that other professional media workers say.

also theres a ugly screaming b*tch that chases us out of the classroom during breaks (wich we use to watch movies, but we do that during class too.) but its easy to get back in.

We just shake the door to the room and it goes up.
yep thats right, just shake the door and the room with PC's and equipment for like 50 000$ opens.
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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2007, 05:15:08 pm »
Everyone masturbates.

You stole something? :o

a-4-year-old: Oh come on, that guy went to japan twice, and you only mention ONE samurai sword....give me the other one, and a few copies of those 'questionable' photos. Yes, this is a stick-up.

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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2007, 06:29:33 pm »
a-4-year-old: Oh come on, that guy went to japan twice, and you only mention ONE samurai sword....give me the other one, and a few copies of those 'questionable' photos. Yes, this is a stick-up.
By samurai sword i mean the short and long swords, you can't have either.

Psycho: We watched the simpsons go to japan and Banzai, the crazy japanese gameshow that appeared on commedy central and now on G4, Mr. Shakehandsman shakes a celebrity hand for as long as possible before they pull away.
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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2007, 06:30:25 pm »
my woodworks teacher is named Mr.Britain. He plays almost every song i have on my mp3 player, on his computer.

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« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2007, 06:32:55 pm »
a-4-year-old: Oh come on, that guy went to japan twice, and you only mention ONE samurai sword....give me the other one, and a few copies of those 'questionable' photos. Yes, this is a stick-up.
By samurai sword i mean the short and long swords, you can't have either.
Grrrr.....*fake smite*

my woodworks teacher is named Mr.Britain. He plays almost every song i have on my mp3 player, on his computer.
Is that good or bad?

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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2007, 06:34:58 pm »
my woodworks teacher is named Mr.Britain. He plays almost every song i have on my mp3 player, on his computer.
Is that good or bad?
are you kidding?

Every day I "fix" The sound on Mr. Leonard's computer. By fix i mean plugging the nice green speaker cable back in, I guess modern teenagers don't appreciate jazz.
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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2007, 06:39:54 pm »
Ah, so it's bad. Thunderpants appreciate jazz.......?

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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2007, 06:55:41 pm »
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Psycho: We watched the simpsons go to japan and Banzai, the crazy japanese gameshow that appeared on commedy central and now on G4, Mr. Shakehandsman shakes a celebrity hand for as long as possible before they pull away.

aah banzai that show where you can place bets on wich things wins? that was awesome I loved that show :D me and my friend used to sit and bet small change when it aired here [retard]
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Re: Weird teachers....
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2007, 09:27:41 pm »
Ah, so it's bad. Thunderpants appreciate jazz.......?

i appreciate jazz.. just not as much as other genres of music though. and what is up with everyone trying to be "Gangster"? that is messed up.

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« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2007, 09:29:15 pm »
Ah, so it's bad. Thunderpants appreciate jazz.......?

i appreciate jazz.. just not as much as other genres of music though. and what is up with everyone trying to be "Gangster"? that is messed up.
No one here is trying to be gangster.
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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2007, 10:36:21 pm »
i meant in my school... and other people in high school and stuff. it really ticks me off. Thank god nobody here is like that :)

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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2007, 12:58:30 pm »
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