I dissected a pig today....

[Dascoo]

I found a dead mouse under a board. It's head was crushed because somebody stepped on the board just as it was trying to get under it.

[Blue-ninja]

Found a mouse on the field after my dad mowed the field. It's brains was all chopped out from the cutter. ewwww....

[Vltava]

Whoa, we're actually doing this right now. Fetal pig dissection, that is. Tomorrow, we open its head up.

[Jæson]

I found a dead snake in my yard once. I picked up the corpse and I began using small syringes to extract small amounts of blood from it. I was also poking it in a bunch of places with the needle and I shoved the needle through the roof of it's mouth, puncturing it's skull. I later found a dead mouse in the driveway and I took this as a blessing to inject snake's blood into a rat's body.

Nothing happened but I did make the blood spew back out of it's mouth. I was a pretty weird kid, but you find yourself bored at times where I used to live. I think when I was in high school we dissected a bird. I thought the skeletal structure of the wings was really cool, but that was as much as we did.

[M.rSnow]

I have decected:

• An ox eye
• A shrimp (the same thing as eating one)
• A human foot
• A fish
• And a Crab

[Laser Guy]

I disected a frog and a fish, and my teacher disected two humans while in the university...

[RabidTreeFrog]

I'm going to dissect an owl pellet and a frog in the next month.

[a-4-year-old]

I found a dead snake in my yard once. I picked up the corpse and I began using small syringes to extract small amounts of blood from it. I was also poking it in a bunch of places with the needle and I shoved the needle through the roof of it's mouth, puncturing it's skull. I later found a dead mouse in the driveway and I took this as a blessing to inject snake's blood into a rat's body.

Nothing happened but I did make the blood spew back out of it's mouth. I was a pretty weird kid, but you find yourself bored at times where I used to live. I think when I was in high school we dissected a bird. I thought the skeletal structure of the wings was really cool, but that was as much as we did.

where the hell did you get the syringes?

[Graham]

I found a dead snake in my yard once. I picked up the corpse and I began using small syringes to extract small amounts of blood from it. I was also poking it in a bunch of places with the needle and I shoved the needle through the roof of it's mouth, puncturing it's skull. I later found a dead mouse in the driveway and I took this as a blessing to inject snake's blood into a rat's body.

Nothing happened but I did make the blood spew back out of it's mouth. I was a pretty weird kid, but you find yourself bored at times where I used to live. I think when I was in high school we dissected a bird. I thought the skeletal structure of the wings was really cool, but that was as much as we did.

where the hell did you get the syringes?

If you know anyone that works in a hospital you will be amazed at the cool stuff they can get

[a-4-year-old]

I found a dead snake in my yard once. I picked up the corpse and I began using small syringes to extract small amounts of blood from it. I was also poking it in a bunch of places with the needle and I shoved the needle through the roof of it's mouth, puncturing it's skull. I later found a dead mouse in the driveway and I took this as a blessing to inject snake's blood into a rat's body.

Nothing happened but I did make the blood spew back out of it's mouth. I was a pretty weird kid, but you find yourself bored at times where I used to live. I think when I was in high school we dissected a bird. I thought the skeletal structure of the wings was really cool, but that was as much as we did.

where the hell did you get the syringes?

If you know anyone that works in a hospital you will be amazed at the cool stuff they can get

My mom has cheated me all these years! *throws bedpan at wall*

[ThunderPantz]

I found a dead snake in my yard once. I picked up the corpse and I began using small syringes to extract small amounts of blood from it. I was also poking it in a bunch of places with the needle and I shoved the needle through the roof of it's mouth, puncturing it's skull. I later found a dead mouse in the driveway and I took this as a blessing to inject snake's blood into a rat's body.

Nothing happened but I did make the blood spew back out of it's mouth. I was a pretty weird kid, but you find yourself bored at times where I used to live. I think when I was in high school we dissected a bird. I thought the skeletal structure of the wings was really cool, but that was as much as we did.

where the hell did you get the syringes?

If you know anyone that works in a hospital you will be amazed at the cool stuff they can get

My mom has cheated me all these years! *throws bedpan at wall*

no fair you get a bedpan. i have to use a plastic bag.

Anyway when i was doing the autopsy on this person. (name will not be given due to legal issues)
I got to cut open his chest with my trusty scalpel and see behind his ribcage.. it was... awesome... yet gross at the same time.

[..::HHH::..]

i've decected shit, and that's about it.

i run over it with my tractor!

[Blue-ninja]

I wonder when will I dissect a woman's breasts.

[a-4-year-old]

I wonder when will I dissect a woman's breasts.

Only if you keep up with all those violent Grand theft auto games!

[Blue-ninja]

I wonder when will I dissect a woman's breasts.

Only if you keep up with all those violent Grand theft auto games!

Yeah, that Hot Coffee sex scene was uproarious. I hid the game when the police came to my house. =D