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Offline karmazon

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Soldatters, listen to me
« on: July 02, 2006, 09:45:32 pm »
I'm sick of all this online arguing. Almost every thread I can expect to end in just a bunch of flaming. Let me tell you a story thats gonna make you think twice..
There was another forum i used to post on a few years back. For as long as i could remember, there was this one guy who never liked me for whatever reason. I think his name was RuffRyder599 or some shit but that dosent really matter. He would constantly insult me and threaten to kill me, ect. It was kidna funny cause hed always make posts how to beat kids up with bats and stuff ..needless no say no one look that seriously. Well, i decided it might be a good idea to stand up to him, so i basically wrote out a paragraph telling him what i thought.
Big Mistake.
This didnt go over too well with him as he would lash out whenever i posted. This creep got my picture and posted it all over the internet.. It got so bad that he somehow went through the trouble to find my phone number and called me at all hours of the night. Apparently we lived close to eachother because he said he had boys right near my house. Anyways one day i'm coming home from the gym and i get out of my car when i see an SUV speeding towards my house with rap music blaring. I ran inside and locked the doors, scared shitless. My family was scared too and were about to call the cops. The suv pulled up to my driveway and 5 thugs got out.
I didnt want to endanger my family or anything so i figured i should go out and talk, which was really stupid. the "head" of them comes up to me and just stands there. I am confused.
Out of nowhere, he cracks a smile and says yo you know me right!? he puts out his hand for me to slap..i am very unsure because idk wtf is going on. i reluctantly go to slap hands when he bats it away and turns serious...thats when I realized... they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in belair i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! ipulled- up to a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Offline Officer_Bulbock

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2006, 09:52:02 pm »
And then you woke up, and it was all a dream.
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Offline Sethamundo

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2006, 10:08:44 pm »
Hah, had em going then you pulled out the good ol' Fresh Prince song and turned the story around.
Clever...
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Offline Smegma

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2006, 10:09:02 pm »
...and kick the dog, yea.

Hilarious! I read the whole thing and just starting to crack up. Are there more videos, I lost your site link.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2006, 10:12:00 pm by Smegma »
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Offline Jessica

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2006, 10:29:47 pm »
Lol...I was starting to actually believe you! Lol, nice switcharoo though!

2 thumbs up!
« Last Edit: July 02, 2006, 10:55:58 pm by Jessica »
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Offline DrivenUnder

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2006, 10:53:38 pm »
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Offline Dascoo

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2006, 12:58:22 am »
Quote from: Officer_Bulbock on July 02, 2006, 09:52:02 pm
And then you woke up, and it was all a dream.

DONT YOU EVER TRY AND MANIPULATE KARMAZONS STORY, EVER.
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Offline reckon

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2006, 01:47:59 am »
Karm, I just fell for you.
Are you there to catch me?
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Offline Graham

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 02:20:46 am »
Bring back the dreadlocks dude... and start rapping.. that would pwn
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Offline MofoNofo

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 04:47:02 am »
Or become jamacian?
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Offline kingkitty

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 06:33:40 am »
I'm even more shocked than that ending of The Village.
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Offline Stalky

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2006, 06:41:41 am »
I'm usually not a fan of your material, but this is prime postage.
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Offline Lapis Lazuli

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 06:56:04 am »
in before bel-air
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Offline The Bone Collector

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2006, 06:59:15 am »
almost fooled me. you nutcase!, but I bet you arnt jokin about the flaming bit, I mean, every post I see is a flame war and a half...
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Offline Hitman

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2006, 07:16:01 am »
Hilarious.
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Offline Eagles_Arrows

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2006, 07:51:45 am »
That was sergykolwhip.
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Offline Krillious

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2006, 08:09:29 am »
ya that show rocks :D
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Offline RabidTreeFrog

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Re: Soldatters, listen to me
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2006, 09:17:51 am »
Silly Karmazon got me scared.
but yeah, cool show.
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