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Offline Arbiter

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Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« on: October 07, 2007, 05:40:54 am »
This will be kind of like Physcho's adventure, but no pics (lazy XD) and a different storyline. No lame crap like: "LOL USE HADOKEN (or w/e lame powers) ON TEH PLANET AND BOOMZORS IT UP LOLOLOL". Make them SENSIBLE, don't spam. Game ends at, uh, 15 pages.

  [Insert typical afternoon, post-school.] You open the door, throw everything else away, turn on the computer. (You're the typical nerd.) You check your mail. "Spam.. Spam.. More spam. WOAH, STICKRPG 2 IS OUT! Wait, that's a virus. It won't come out anyway. Spam.. More spam again.. Wait, what's this?" The subject reads: "It's at your door." You open it.

     At 2.16 PM, A parcel will appear at your doorstep, sent there by a man in red.
 
  "What? More spam."

  "Ding Dong!"

  "Wha-"

  "Ding Dong!"

  You run to the door. You open it, and see a man in red run away. "Wait!" You yell. Too late. You look at the box. The label reads:

    [M Eight Handle Two It With A Care One]

   What is in the parcel? (Should be easy to guess.)

Hint:
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2007, 05:49:41 am »
A baby.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2007, 05:54:31 am »
The baby gets up and cries out "WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT!?"

Then it fires a HADOUKEN and the world explodes.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2007, 05:58:26 am »
Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on October 07, 2007, 05:54:31 am
The baby gets up and cries out "WHAT IS THIS ****ING ****!?"

Then it fires a HADOUKEN and the world explodes.

*Sighs* No comment.

Edit: w/e, got to go to sleep. Might reply in like 10 hours time, hope someone actually has the brains.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2007, 06:47:01 am »
Yay I inspired someone ;P
I dont get what you mean by [M Eight Handle Two It With A Care One] though ;)
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 10:13:47 pm »
Bigger hint: Who cares about handling it with care? We don't need to anyway.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 11:05:20 pm »
M-82A1! Handle with care! It's a sniper rifle!

Geez.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 03:30:02 am »
About time.

You open it. Inside, there is a note, plane ticket, a $100 note and 200 Polish Zloty. The note says:

     Go to the P.O.I Airfield and give them the ticket, your next "clue" is there.

You call your mom.

"I forgot to tell you, I have to go for an exchange trip and will be back in two months or so."

"But..."

You slam down the phone. (like anyone's gonna do that.)

"Woot, time for an adventure."

You run out, flag a taxi and reach there. You show the security guard your ticket.

"Ah, it's you. Go to the plane with two vertical black stripes."

(lol, it ain't a text adventure anymore lol.)

Describe it's position and colour.

Yes, i know it sucks.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 09:14:22 am »
The one on the right.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 09:16:42 am »
Quote from: Liber Lupus on October 08, 2007, 09:14:22 am
The one on the right.

Wrong. Two vertical lines.. Must say the colour of the plane.
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Re: Interactive TEXT adventure game.
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 09:29:56 am »
Ok. The one on the left then.
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