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Offline Thinkto urself

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If you ate a guy....
« on: December 09, 2007, 02:21:31 pm »
Let's say you're bored, high on drugs or drunk. You and your friend are on a 2nd class cruise. You know its bad to take all the food/cocktails, and they don't know you have 10 pounds of weed/crack/viagra(:P) on your suitcase. You got bored, used them all at once, and accidentally pushed your buddy into a fireplace(who the hell knows why it's there ::)) Since you're uber high, you don't notice what you've done yet. Eventually somehow,he got in your stomach :o. What would you do? 
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 02:47:14 pm »
I wouldn't post it in an online forum.
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 02:48:45 pm »
I would shit him out.
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 02:50:44 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on December 09, 2007, 02:48:45 pm
I would feck him out.

Oh jesus. I don't think I want to know what the feck took the place of.

Honestly, I'd be wondering how I could afford 10 lbs. of Weed or Crack.
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 02:52:40 pm »
Quote from: imacheater2k7 on December 09, 2007, 02:50:44 pm
Quote from: a-4-year-old on December 09, 2007, 02:48:45 pm
I would feck him out.

Oh jesus. I don't think I want to know what the feck took the place of.

Honestly, I'd be wondering how I could afford 10 lbs. of Weed or Crack.
I'll help you through this; what does your body do after you eat something? Now make it a dirty word (no pun intended)
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 02:55:16 pm »
Well, I knew what it took the place of... but still...

HOW THE HELL CAN I AFFORD SO MUCH DAMN WEED!? Or crack...
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 02:57:35 pm »
AND how could you fit 10lbs of weed in a suitcase, if someone does that, i'll gladly smoke all 10lbs of it with you and if you dont, i'll still gladly do it.

But i doubt i'd ever eat my friend no matter how stoned i am... pushing into a fire, hey shit happens, and when it does, its hilarious.
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 02:59:50 pm »
One last question... How did nobody ELSE notice ANY of this s*it!?
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 03:01:21 pm »
cuz they were too busy fighting over the last hit of crack
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 03:03:24 pm »
Yeah right. If I had any, you think I'd share that s*it with some strangers? I'd be stabbing some people. I must have paid some damn good money for all that crack, so back off!
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2007, 03:08:26 pm »
Heh, i'd give sell it all to the strangers, 10lbs of crack will make people do some funny shit, thats if they dont die first. Its like your own reality tv show...
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 03:44:28 pm »
Quote from: Thinkto urself on December 09, 2007, 02:21:31 pm
Let's say you're bored, high on drugs or drunk. You and your friend are on a 2nd class cruise. You know its bad to take all the food/cocktails, and they don't know you have 10 pounds of weed/crack/viagra(:P) on your suitcase. You got bored, used them all at once, and accidentally pushed your buddy into a fireplace(who the hell knows why it's there ::)) Since you're uber high, you don't notice what you've done yet. Eventually somehow,he got in your stomach :o. What would you do? 

Clearly if I was that stupid I would see how deep I could get a bullet into my brain.
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 01:44:18 am »
Omg this guy is a legend!! Legend!!
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 02:37:16 am »
soldat forums hypotheticals, part one of our three part series: hehe cheese monkey!!1 xD im so RANODM!!1 loook i cant hold shift butan <-- see misspelling
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 08:55:03 am »
This sort of thing is bad, how...?[/blatant_sarcasm]
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Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 14, 2008, 01:56:31 pm
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To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 09:31:13 pm »
Deal with it ORION
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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 12:16:04 pm »
...you really didn't get that, did you.
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Quote from: a-4-year-old on April 14, 2008, 01:56:31 pm
Quote from: † on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pm
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: If you ate a guy....
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 12:23:59 pm »
One would report himself to the police.

I don't see where this conversation is going. Topic locked.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2007, 12:26:19 pm by ElephantHunter »
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