Dumb Things

[Graham]

I figured we could use a thread like this. Tell us the dumb things you have done in your life ex: head-butted a moving car, smash your parents TV, or fall on your keys.

Myself... well I have done an plethora of dumb/stupid things. Like take today for instance... I was about to run and was wondering if I needed a jacket... so what did I do? Easy, whip out my testicles and press them to the window. If you are wondering it was cold but not really jacket weather. I have also almost got in a fist fight with my brother on my mothers birthday... over why my other brothers name will be on the card that goes with our gift.

[7th_account]

On vacation as a squirt in Mallorca, I threw a sizable rock off the balcony without looking down and killed an old man.

[Graham]

On vacation as a squirt in Mallorca, I threw a sizable rock off the balcony without looking down and killed an old man.

Can't be true...

[blackdevil0742]

Hacked the school computers and got caught... man was that ugly or what.

Got filmed when I kicked a guy in the face that was lying down on the ground when I was 11y. Not to good when my parents saw it.

[Vilho]

I don't do anything dumb, at least not anything I might regret later.

Well, a half year ago I was working at one religious camp to earn some money, and I was just going to shower because of one sketch where me and my friend got all dirty. At the boys' rooms I started to fool around before going there, and performed an erotic dance to the dude, swinging my penis up and down, and then the female priest comes to the structure, I turn around... She just said "oooh" and went to her room, which happened to be in there since she was having a night-shift supervising us kids not to make loud noise in the night.

Well, later she just laughed at the thing. It was funny, today I saw her at the town and she said hi to me, I was like "hehe lol, nice to see you."

[Rai-Dei]

I've dug a complete hole in my comp desk.
I've ate year old candy I found under car seat.
Me and my friends head-butt each other insanely hard.
I punch walls (not when I'm angry just bored).
I've poked myself with hot matches.
Pulled Thanksgiving turkey out with no mittens.

Yeah, I'm done I also have more.

[Mangled*]

Tried to replace a broken AV aerial wire with a metal hair pin and plug it into the back of a tv... I got shocked doing it but it worked... but when looked at the picture on the tv it was fuzzy so I decided to disconnect it... I also got shocked when disconnecting it.

I leaned a very heavy piece of wood against the wall only to accidentally kick it and have it fall on my foot about 20 minutes later. My toenail turned black and it took about 8 months to grow all of the dead nail out.

About twice a year I just walk out in front of traffic and almost get knocked down because I'm impatient.

[KorrupT MerC]

Here are some dumb things i've done:

- As a kid i licked a 9-volt battery, was a little tingle but nothing to talk about.

- Some guy was camping in his backyard one time and my friends and i had firecrackers and we threw straps of them into his tent, was funny, he was throwing rocks at us while we were running down the alley.

- Im serving community service at the Salvation Army and its an old beat down building they are in, well i saw this electrical plug hanging down from the ceiling (it was metal) and i decided to grab it to look at it, and it shocked the hell out of my hand, which had it go numb for like 3 seconds.

- I was on one of those mini crotch rockets(the ones that go like 45mph) and i was turning, but i felt like i had a great feel on the bike, so i decided to lean and turn... i slowed down and leaned but i slowed and leaned to far and the bike slid from under me, scratched up the bike a bit but i was only going like 10-15mph.

- I knew this guy who had gunpowder once and he made a bomb out of pcp pipe and asked if i wanted to let it off, me being dumb said 'sure'. (im attracted to destructive things, its a curse) Well, he didnt know how fast the fuse would burn, he was figuring i had at least 10 seconds... Well when i lit it, the fuse was burning quick as hell, i realised it and started running (had to run up hill) and the shit blew, i only got about 4-5 feet away... i got hit by some shrapnel but i had a big coat which took the blow for me, thank god.

- This one tops them all for the reason that i got caught heh and am currently serving 100 hours community service for it. I was getting drunk with a friend one time and i got wasted, had a couple of muscle relaxers and nerve pills and i eventually blacked out (but i didnt fall asleep, i was running on auto-pilot if you will). So as my friend explained it to me, we went to Krogers (a grocery store) and i was stealing beer, when i got to the register (i guess he was buying something) my pants fell because i had too much beer in my pants... so the cashier saw it and called security, i ran out the store and got halfway back to his house when the police said my pants dropped again and they stopped me, i didnt get sent to jail that even though they could have because i had another friend drive me back to his house, I woke up the next morning with 2 summons, although i had 4 offenses, but i didnt get charged with all of them and am glad i didnt.

I've done a lot of stupid things in my life, but these probably top them as far as i can remember.

[karmazon]

Called my girlfriend fat.

[El_Spec]

I had a small box of these fire crackers that explode and I lit several of them and threw them over a brick wall.  Turns out I nearly shattered someones window.

I also stole from stores.  But I stopped doing that a while back.  I didn't feel good doing it and I didn't find a point to.

[The Philanthropist]

I remeber sitting in class on a indoor recess, completely zoned out, like somebody said earlier on "autopilot", and I pick up a pencil and just chucked it across the room, without thinking. Hit the teacher square in the face. Somehow did NOT get caught.

I also remember hacking the school server and changing some of my friends background to their current report cards 1 week before they were out. Didn't get caught there either.

Soooo glad I didn't get caught. Probably a suspension or worse , in either case.

[mar77a]

Hacking stuffs. Not learning c++.

[a-4-year-old]

I also remember hacking the school server and changing some of my friends background to their current report cards 1 week before they were out. Didn't get caught there either.

Soooo glad I didn't get caught. Probably a suspension or worse , in either case.

Like jail for fraud?

[Iron Man]

sat on a nail (nothing happend.. haha)
hit my "friend" with a baseball bat because he pissed me off. sprained his wrist.


my god, i cant think of any right now.. too many to list.

[KorrupT MerC]

sat on a nail (nothing happend.. haha)
hit my "friend" with a baseball bat because he pissed me off. sprained his wrist.


my god, i cant think of any right now.. too many to list.

Sounds like one of my friends, i've known him for 7 years and we've been in like 3-4 fights because he loses his temper too much, one time we got in a fight over a laser pointer... another time over who gets the front seat, and one time we both got drunk and got in a fight but i dont remember why. I could say he's like a brother to me... heh

[BondJamesBond]

5th grade social studies test. I turned my test in, and then opened my book. Then, right in front of my teacher, went back to the basket and tried to sneak my test back out to change some answers. Wow I got busted.

[ghg]

Here are some dumb things i've done:

- As a kid i licked a 9-volt battery, was a little tingle but nothing to talk about.

That's basically how you test for a charge. 9-volt batteries arn't dangerous.