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Offline Dascoo

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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2008, 08:09:10 pm »
yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

... Wow. People like you give every other geek an image.


ur just jealous

today i almost touched a girl, it was exhilerating

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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2008, 12:15:06 am »
Dascoo, you sir... are a sad sad person.

Women are more than slightly fucked. Men are just the same. I just can't understand why they use words to tear you down :S It hurts more than any punch in the face...
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2008, 12:17:09 am »
yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

... Wow. People like you give every other geek an image.


ur just jealous

today i almost touched a girl, it was exhilerating
Oh God... Dascoo, go hide somewhere under a rock...
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2008, 12:36:06 am »
yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

... Wow. People like you give every other geek an image.


ur just jealous

today i almost touched a girl, it was exhilerating

I bet this was one of those, OMG U AVE BOOBIES!!, Moments....

I guess those anime girls just don't do it for you anymore eh?
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 01:06:33 am »
yesterday a girl talked to me, I got really excited and I couldn't talk

... Wow. People like you give every other geek an image.


ur just jealous

today i almost touched a girl, it was exhilerating

I bet this was one of those, OMG U AVE BOOBIES!!, Moments....

I guess those anime girls just don't do it for you anymore eh?

nothing like the asian sensation.
Just another soul to burn.

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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 01:09:23 am »
Oh gawsh I guess I'm too fecking retarded to understand sarcasm, and I'm just going to whine that sarcasm + internet = fail.

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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2008, 01:41:10 am »
ive visited this girls facebook everyday becus she's the only girl who has ever bee nice to me

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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2008, 01:44:31 am »
Links/pics or it didn't happen!
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2008, 04:41:12 am »
Dascoo, you sir... are a sad sad person.

Women are more than slightly fecked. Men are just the same. I just can't understand why they use words to tear you down :S It hurts more than any punch in the face...
You get insulted by woman?


The Bone Collector, you sir... are a sad sad person.
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2008, 05:13:27 am »
Wait till a woman tears you down... then you'll know.
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2008, 05:20:41 am »
She is a girl/man.
By the way, girls have torn me down before, it's not really that bad unless it's a group of bitches(in that case it's RGWSFDFSDSFDSAFDSFASF)
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2008, 05:22:20 am »
They won't hurt you as long as you don't act like a total moron or fall in love with them .
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2008, 06:03:57 am »
Women can be real irritating at times.

I've personally given up on the whole dating thing for a while because dating in high school is totally pointless.  It's not like you're going to marry them, it's not like they're your soul mate.  Bah.  If you like a girl, just hangout with her.  Don't bother with the dating bollocks, cause you WILL break up, and it WILL hurt.  Every time.

I have at least 10 girl-friends who would probably date me if I asked, but I don't want to.  And because that "pressure" to do certain things when dating the opposite sex isn't there, (cause you just chill with them) you become much better friends.  You get to know them way better.  It will stop you from thinking dirty horny sex-man thoughts.

But when the twates get ye down I read this:



Quite an epic read.  What other book has pictures of Santa getting punched in the face, Beef Jerky with miniguns, and a step-by-step guide to groping women?  Not many.  I even learned how to make a Haduken-style ass blast with my farts!   :P
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2008, 08:43:56 am »
most girl's primary weapon are words, then if that doesn't work secondary weapon : CAT FIGHT
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2008, 09:00:17 am »
most girl's primary weapon are words, then if that doesn't work secondary weapon : CAT FIGHT
i tougt they use TOMATOS!!! XDDDD OMG
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Re: Women... Why are they so fecked?
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2008, 09:02:44 am »
tomato? never knew that.... but that would work i guess, if they have tomatos in their purse or backpack >_<
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