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Offline Thinkto urself

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STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« on: June 01, 2008, 09:39:03 pm »
... 1998 MAN! GET OFF OF MY CASE!
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[18:14] ^NNAIV^ Scorpian: AHAHAHHAHA HALF LIFE 1.5 YOU'RE A FAGGOT
[18:14] ^NNAIV^ Scorpian: WHO PLAYS RETAIL GAMES LOL
[18:14] ^NNAIV^ Scorpian: OBVIOUSLY YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGOT
[18:14] ^NNAIV^ Scorpian: YOU FAGGOT
[18:14] Scorpian: FAGGOT
[18:15] Scorpian: ENJOYING YOUR RETAIL GAMES, FAGGOT?
[18:15] Scorpian: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
[18:16] Scorpian: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOT
[18:16] Scorpian: UR A FAGET
[19:24] `DFA` Deviante: -.-
[19:24] `DFA` Deviante: Hello?
[19:24] Scorpian: o hai
[19:24] `DFA` Deviante: xD
[19:24] `DFA` Deviante: Retail game :D
[19:25] Scorpian: NOBODY PLAYS RETIAL ANYMORE YOU FAGGOT
[19:25] Scorpian: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
[19:25] Scorpian: UR A FAGET
[19:25] `DFA` Deviante: What's retail mean anyways -.-
[19:26] Scorpian: YOU GO TO THE STORE
[19:26] Scorpian: AND BUY IT
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: Ummm...
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: This is a copy I had in my garage -.-
[19:26] Scorpian: DON'T UMMM ME
[19:26] Scorpian: WAS IT A DISC?
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: Ya.
[19:26] Scorpian: THEN AT ONE POINT IN TIME
[19:26] Scorpian: YOU WENT TO A FUCKING STORE
[19:26] Scorpian: AND BOUGHT IT
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: Dude
[19:26] Scorpian: WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: It was like 4 years ago
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: Chill out...
[19:26] Scorpian: NO U
[19:26] Scorpian: RETAILFAG
[19:26] `DFA` Deviante: -.-
[19:27] `DFA` Deviante: What if I found it on a usb stick?
[19:27] Scorpian: THEN YOUR STILL A FAGGOT
[19:27] `DFA` Deviante: -.-
[19:27] Scorpian: BECAUE WHAT IF SITUATIONS DON'T APPLY
[19:27] `DFA` Deviante: What if I bought it on steam
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: Oh, that's right!
[19:28] Scorpian: That's fine.
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: They don't sell it on steam.
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: -.-
[19:28] Scorpian: HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRR
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: Then how the fuck do I get it?
[19:28] Scorpian: http://steamgames.com/v/index.php?area=app&AppId=70&cc=US
[19:28] Scorpian: IF YOU COULD BE ANY STUPIDER
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: Oh
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: lol
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: But I had it in my garage
[19:28] Scorpian: NO
[19:28] Scorpian: SHUT UP
[19:28] `DFA` Deviante: No point in buying it again
[19:29] Scorpian: YES THERE IS
[19:29] Scorpian: YOU'D BE LESS OF A FAGGOT
[19:29] `DFA` Deviante: ....
[19:29] `DFA` Deviante: I can just add the game to steam...
[19:29] Scorpian: THAT DOESN'T COUNT FAGGOT
[19:29] `DFA` Deviante: ....
[19:29] `DFA` Deviante: What do you want me to do then?
[19:30] Scorpian: JUST BECAUSE I ADDED COMPANY OF HEROES TO STEAM DOESN'T MEAN I BOUGHT THE STEAM VERSION
[19:30] Scorpian: I WANT YOU TO BUY IT
[19:30] Scorpian: FROM STEAM
[19:30] Scorpian: FAGGOT
[19:30] `DFA` Deviante: Does it come with extra features?
[19:30] `DFA` Deviante: ...
[19:30] Scorpian: NO
[19:30] `DFA` Deviante: Then why rebuy it?
[19:30] `DFA` Deviante: It was released in 1998...
[19:30] Scorpian: Scorpian: YOU'D BE LESS OF A FAGGOT
[19:30] Scorpian: NO SHIT IT WAS
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: I just wanna get a good taste of the half life storyline before I buy half life 2
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: From steam
[19:31] Scorpian: HALF-LIFE: ALIENS LOSE
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: I know
[19:31] Scorpian: HALF-LIFE 2: COMBINE LOSE
[19:31] Scorpian: EP 1: COMBINE LOSE MORE
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: Combine are aliens, aren't they?
[19:31] Scorpian: EP 2: COMBINE ALMOST WIN
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: Or are they mutated?
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: Hey
[19:31] Scorpian: COMBINE ARE COMBINE
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: What's the suppression field?
[19:31] `DFA` Deviante: And why doe it keep people from having butt sex?
[19:32] Scorpian: MOLECULAR STRUCTURES, MY DEAR WATSON
[19:32] `DFA` Deviante: Cool
[19:32] `DFA` Deviante: But how do they stop your wee wee from peep peeping?
[19:32] Scorpian: MOLECULAR
[19:32] Scorpian: STRUCTURES
[19:32] `DFA` Deviante: What, are they everywhere?
[19:33] Scorpian: YES
[19:33] `DFA` Deviante: Kewl
[19:33] `DFA` Deviante: That must be a big energy bill
[19:33] `DFA` Deviante: How do the combine.... Get out of that suit -.-
[19:33] Scorpian: YOU REALIZE YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF SOUND LIKE MORE OF A FAGET
[19:33] Scorpian: CREAM GRAVY
[19:34] `DFA` Deviante: And the ingredients are?
[19:34] Scorpian: CREAM
[19:34] Scorpian: AND GRAVY
[19:34] `DFA` Deviante: Can I add a bit of honey?
[19:34] `DFA` Deviante: I like to customize.
[19:34] Scorpian: NO
[19:34] `DFA` Deviante: NO?
[19:34] `DFA` Deviante: NO WHAT?
[19:35] * `DFA` Deviante NOES
[19:35] `DFA` Deviante: Still there?
[19:35] `DFA` Deviante: :(
[19:35] Scorpian: SHUT
[19:35] Scorpian: UP
[19:35] Scorpian: FAGET
[19:35] `DFA` Deviante: Umm
[19:35] `DFA` Deviante: Another question
[19:35] Scorpian: WAT
[19:36] `DFA` Deviante: Dr. Breen was founder of black mesa right/
[19:36] Scorpian: NO
[19:36] Scorpian: HE WAS AN ADMINISTRATOR
[19:36] `DFA` Deviante: So how does he control city 17 -.-
[19:36] `DFA` Deviante: In HL2
[19:36] `DFA` Deviante: Dude
[19:36] `DFA` Deviante: -.-
[19:36] * `DFA` Deviante LASDFIAJHIDEUHASE
[19:37] Scorpian: THE COMBINE INVADE
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: SAJFAFSDHKASFDKS;SDA\S;:|;28Y0ALOAJDHAIUHD83:|
[19:37] Scorpian: HE STEPS UP TO THE PLATE
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: I know
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: And take over earth
[19:37] Scorpian: AND LETS THEM TAKE OVER
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: What the fuck>
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: What a dumbass -.-
[19:37] Scorpian: IN TURN
[19:37] Scorpian: THEY GIVE HIM POWER
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: So they're symbiotic?
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: If the Combine die the Breen loses control?
[19:37] `DFA` Deviante: ,Right?
[19:37] Scorpian: NO
[19:38] `DFA` Deviante: It's like the clownfish and the anenome, right?
[19:38] Scorpian: YABBA MY ICING
[19:38] `DFA` Deviante: ....
[19:38] `DFA` Deviante: Ummm... Ok?
[19:38] `DFA` Deviante: Cya.
[19:38] Scorpian: BYE FAGET
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Offline Wolf_Man

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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2008, 09:42:32 pm »
What the feck.

These make no sense, especially when its your friend.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2008, 09:44:07 pm by Wolf_Man »
he has eyebrows of authority + 5. Are you kidding?

Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2008, 09:45:55 pm »
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[19:44] `DFA` Deviante: AIRSTRIKE!!!!!!!!!AIRSTRIKE!!!!!!!!!AIRSTRIKE!!!!!!!~
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[19:44] `DFA` Deviante: PEW PEW PEW!
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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2008, 10:33:50 pm »
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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 01:58:37 am »
This is dumb, even for your standards...

Tell your friend random people on the internet think he's a retard. Along with you.
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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 03:05:38 am »
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 03:14:02 am »
haha!  Good on that scorpian guy! xD

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Re: STEAM IS WHERE IT'S AT
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 11:07:46 am »
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lapis used to be alot more chill than he is right now, he seems quick to get angry and for no good reason
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