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Offline Eclipse

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Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:40:02 am »
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soldat

This is what you get if you google ;

Soldat Hexer Mod secret skills

About the 4th link down.
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Offline SpiltCoffee

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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 05:05:13 am »
Oh, Uncyclopedia takes the mickey out of everything. Lol.

Sit back and have a laugh.

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Soldat was developed by an anorexian polish artist "Michal Marcinkowski" to test his new invention, 'lag'. It works.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 05:14:13 am »
I rofl'd hard at the screenshot!  if that was a real game I would've rofl'd harder!

Its epic

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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 05:28:28 am »
Lol... it makes fun of everything XD

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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 07:59:00 am »
It's sooo funny!
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2008, 09:27:26 am »
Yea, I remember this.


It has been said before by E_A: http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=1722.0
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2008, 09:50:38 am »
Yeah I've seen that a few times. Think I posted it once too.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2008, 10:38:25 am »
I checked out Soldat under uncyclopedia ages ago, just never remembered to show all you guys. It's hilarious though, the writers are brilliant.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 02:42:36 pm »
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1.3 - No improvements, Michal is aiming for the 1.3.37 version.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 03:35:07 pm »
Lol. Have seen this before though..

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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 03:59:30 pm »
thats funny.. soldat version 2 and soldat version 1.9.9.9.9.9.9 hah LOL
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 04:11:13 pm »
That's a funny website. You should look around at other articles, you'll enjoy it.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 11:01:49 pm »
"Sadly, due to a confrontation with the King of Idiots in its natural territory, Steve Irwin was driven to insanity. Rumor has it that the internet shooting game, Soldat, is to blame."

Top of the Steve Irwin page on that site, Apparently Soldat is to blame for Steve Irwin going insane.
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Re: Someplace is giving soldat a bad name.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 03:53:16 am »
Capture the Flag - And everybody aims for you if you have it.
Capture the Fag - Do it you gaywad!
Hold the Flag - Don't let it touch the ground...
Hold the Fag - Hold him real tightly too!
Salute the Flag - You are a MAN scout now!
Salute the Fag - I feel sorry for you man, a gaywad for a seargent.

lol the whole page was spot on