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Scarab
Soldier
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #320 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:33:37 pm »
the machine electricutes you
i plug it back in with rubber gloves on
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Espadon
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Rainbow Warrior
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GO BEAT CRAZY
Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:34:00 pm »
out comes a LAZ0R!!!!
BLAAAAAAAA
AAAAH
I shove in a pubic hair
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CRYSO
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CRY0
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NAN0 2.1
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0MEN 1.0
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PYR0 1.1M
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B0RG 1.0
Scarab
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #322 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:34:50 pm »
the machine says "WTF ESPADON"
i shove in a keyboard
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jrgp
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Flamebow Warrior
Posts: 5037
Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #323 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:35:03 pm »
out comes a mouse
I shove in 30+ cans of red bull
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Espadon
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Rainbow Warrior
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:35:30 pm »
out comes 15+ Bull testicles
I put in some beef
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jrgp
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Flamebow Warrior
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:36:40 pm »
Out comes bacon
I shove in hot dogs
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Espadon
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Rainbow Warrior
Posts: 2606
GO BEAT CRAZY
Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #326 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:37:40 pm »
You silly ass, bacon comes from pork, not beef. xD
out comes a small penis.
I put it back in
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jrgp
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Flamebow Warrior
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #327 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:40:44 pm »
Out cums cum.
I put in pussy juice
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Scarab
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #328 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:41:01 pm »
it pisses on you
I shove you in
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jrgp
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Posts: 5037
Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #329 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:41:44 pm »
I lick it up like the slore I know I am.
I don't come out.
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Scarab
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #330 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:42:57 pm »
the machine turns off.
i shove in unbreakable rubber.
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jrgp
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Flamebow Warrior
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:44:05 pm »
I shove it out so fast it goes through your chest and kills you
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Scarab
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #332 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:45:06 pm »
i shove in horny girls while jrgp is in..(with cameras)
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jrgp
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #333 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:46:31 pm »
I walk out a week later, them chasing after me. The machine looks and cries "Come back!!"
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Scarab
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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Reply #334 on:
June 17, 2008, 01:47:45 pm »
out comes nude pictures..
i shove in naked men
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jrgp
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:50:25 pm »
At the first site of all the pics of me fucking those hot chicks they run out screaming "aaahhhhhhh, why wasn't he alone!"
I shove scarab in with the naked men. He wanks for everyone. The machine throws them all out and locks its doors.
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BondJamesBond
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 01:59:41 pm »
GG
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jrgp
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Re: Vending Machine Game
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June 17, 2008, 02:03:51 pm »
Quote from: BondJamesBond on June 17, 2008, 01:59:41 pm
GG
Good game indeed! It's exceeded 15 pages. Lock this mess.
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