A Memoir of a Forgotten Rule

[tehsnipah]

Well, the mods are probably discussing, and if you probably do something reaaaaly stupid or violate the rule, then you'll get a warning. We go into levels, they can't ban you right away, unless you tell h**ks.

First warning is just a caution note.
Second: Day or two ban.
Third: One~two weeks of ban.
Fourth:... I got off lucky from Echo, but you usually get a permanent ban.

I guess Laser guy and Daasco got off lucky. Laser had 1 month ban and Daasco had one year ban.

[Graham]

I think you guys are reading to much into it. It's a harmless timewaster...

[Kazuki]

For those of you who, for one reason or another, don't understand what this is about: this is a time-consuming manifestation of one man's opinion of my actions. It includes false perceptions of intentions and flow of events, a certain extent of wittiness, and obvious suggestions of lack of ethics.

Of course, the people I call out on being dumb are going to complain about me. :q

This was rather elaborate, however. I appreciate the effort you put into this.

[Farah]

it's not my opinion it's just a story i wrote as a rebuttal to see how sf would react

i also thought you'd go mad and ban me

also blue-ninja is a furry:
[03:35:09] <Blue-ninja> Interestingly, the name, "Cardinal Richelieu" was used by a falcon in a furry story, but not everybody knows that.

cardinal richelieu was the de facto ruler of france during louis xiii's reign thus continuing the associations

i feel i'm going to waste my time and post an elaborate explanation 'cos i'm bored

[Espadon]

also blue-ninja is a furry

We could've told you earlier had you only asked.

[Kazuki]

Nah, I'm not gonna go mad at this. This is much, much better than "LOL U SUK -lack of reason to explain why-". Wasn't being sarcastic when I said that I appreciated the amount of effort you put into this. >_>

[tehsnipah]

it's not my opinion it's just a story i wrote as a rebuttal to see how sf would react

i also thought you'd go mad and ban me

also blue-ninja is a furry:
[03:35:09] <Blue-ninja> Interestingly, the name, "Cardinal Richelieu" was used by a falcon in a furry story, but not everybody knows that.

cardinal richelieu was the de facto ruler of france during louis xiii's reign thus continuing the associations

i feel i'm going to waste my time and post an elaborate explanation 'cos i'm bored

Ahh, this guy reminds of my old time... When I was more fucked up than now, anyone remember the "tehsnipah" incident in the Fisting Zone? (I think many people know this.) It looks similar to this topic, a guy trying to get an attention....

[Farah]

also blue-ninja is a furry

We could've told you earlier had you only asked.

lack of calling out/treating him normally(it is not a dead horse until he leaves the forum), and knowing sf lead me to think that people didn't notice.

[Graham]

If you are going to insult someone, doing it in style is always preferred. Take your time and even the person you are targeting can respect it.

[Ellimist]

Impressive wall of text,
but i didnt read the whole thing

[jrgp]

Brother Jasper, rise gallantly with pride.[/i]

Something about Kazuki and jrgp...I think

WE HAVE A WINNER

My response to this? Don't double post next time.

lmfao. this is the weirdest piece of funny crap I've seen so far. NEW BEST THREAD OF 2008!

[Farah]

also btw
"Pulsating Paths" = echo_trail
"BDSM In The Center" = sadistatheart
"SanDiskFlashDrive" = sdfilm
"ExfoliatedCells" = smegma
"Turn Death" = twistkill(obvious)
"Seth of The World" = sethamundo(mundo in spanish = world)
"The Flower Lady" = mar77a, should be flowerhat lady but w/e

[PANZERCATWAGON]

what the fuck

i read about three words and i stopped

also pfft everyone knows blue ninja is a furry

i dont drink beers with the guy

but then im not gonna have whatever half ticket idea you seem to have about going out of our way to make fun of him on a daily basis

go outside

[Farah]

what the fuck
the blue-ninja bs was just something i pointed out for my own self-gratification, and i haven't called him out on it in months

if you're going to say LOL GO OUTSIDE at least address the writing or insult me about it

[Demonic]

As much as I enjoyed reading this (on fucking new years eve), you missed by quite a street Farah.

It is painfully accurate, the paralells hilarious - but Kaz flipping out got on my 'top of 2008' list was not because of ass-licking. We come from different corners of the community, with different experiences, different angles to set a view on. This is Soldat Forums, you won't have a single dogma, but rather an illusion of rightousness defined by the regulars.

My point? Imagine Kaz's voice as he reads out the first post. You will laugh. And you will see that this place indeed is the bottom of the fucking shithole. (:

[Farah]

that is a given, but i see what you mean

i only came to these forums to advertise my service then a compelling urge to make fun of these forums became apparent
so w/e

[Demonic]

Next level up, thou shalt stack up thy skill in elaborance, because that's what's keepin you this side of ze over-zealus bänhämmeren. There is hope, albeit slim - and I have an endlösung PLAN.

[Farah]

Good luck in your endeavours my seasoned warrior.

[The Philanthropist]

also btw
"Pulsating Paths" = echo_trail
"BDSM In The Center" = sadistatheart
"SanDiskFlashDrive" = sdfilm
"ExfoliatedCells" = smegma
"Turn Death" = twistkill(obvious)
"Seth of The World" = sethamundo(mundo in spanish = world)
"The Flower Lady" = mar77a, should be flowerhat lady but w/e

GAH! I got all of them except for sdfilm, smegma, and mar77a, so I decided to read the rest of the thread to look at peoples name for ideas, and you ruined it by posting the answers